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8" COCKS ...bloody ell

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Warming the Bed
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Fair doos i didnt realize i enterered land of the giants whats the obsession with women an 8 inches why not 7.5"
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me neither in fact somethign that size would scare me a bit, 8 inches aint any good if you can tuse them proper anyway! rolleyes
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naaaa just bin avin a gander at the personals ....talk about vettin rolleyes
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anything dat longs gotta av a mind of its own :shock:
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Quote by TROY STUDLEY
anything dat longs gotta av a mind of its own :shock:

Or even anything that long has a mind of its own!
Warming the Bed
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eh? didnt i say that confused
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eh? didnt i say that confused

just translating it to English thats all!!
(youll learn to ignore my sarcasm lol)
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Fair doos i didnt realize i enterered land of the giants whats the obsession with women an 8 inches why not 7.5"

I'm not bweakin mine in half for anyone. Reminds of a girl said to me £Give me 12 inches n make make me bledd, Big Boy"
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c u in a bit dudes an dudettes im gona get some dinner
adios
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Quote by TROY STUDLEY
u sell windows

No you tw*t - "Give me 12 inches n make me bleed"
So I f*cked her twice and smacked her in the nose ! ! ! ! ! !
Sex God
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What the fuck? Don't they teach spoken/written English in school anymore???
dunno Call me old-fashioned, but holey shamoley! ... :dunno:
cool
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What the fuck? Don't they teach spoken/written English in school anymore???
dunno Call me old-fashioned, but holey shamoley! ... :dunno:
cool

Lost me there Dude - but I'm pisswed
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Did you ever find Bugs Bunny atractrive when he'd put on a dress and p[lay a girl Bunny???
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ive got nine inches! cool

Of what, Dude??
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Nails perhaps!! hehehe lol

Ouch
Sexlightened
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I've got a 10-incher....
I really ought to start saving up for a nose job!
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Aye but ten inch nails aint got the same ring to it!! hehe
Master of Sex
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mines nines see the ad.........its a beauty...... cool nine inch nails, good band too!
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Why do guys feel the need to brag about size? ok I will admit to being a bit on the sad side if a guy had 1 inch but when all said & done what good is a guy if he doesnt know hw to use it no matter what the size confused
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Why do guys feel the need to brag about size? ok I will admit to being a bit on the sad side if a guy had 1 inch but when all said & done what good is a guy if he doesnt know hw to use it no matter what the size confused

Averagely hung guys of the world unite to say "Thanks lilac biggrin"
shame it really is only 1". Ho hum ;)
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Some can be too big and I'm allergic to pain!
I agree it's how u use it though
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I wouldnt want to be ripped apart by a guy that has 12" & thinks that putting it inside u reaches ur "wildest dreams" I 'm so much happier with a guy that knows how to use to please me & to date I've never got a ruler out confused
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10" of what - pizza hut special???
naughty
Orgasminator
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If I said "Lilac, Bunny, my house now !" you'd think I was a tragic male stereotype. So I won't ;)
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. . . . . & to date I've never got a ruler out confused

You might laugh (or not) but I've always been secure in myself that I've never had the need to measure it - until I came here to SH ! !
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as my shaggin partner says and i tend to agree!! "long enough to make you gag and fill a pram!!" haha
maybe thats a male thing, i dont think that size matters at all! All bollocks