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A bed is best because .....

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AtomCom2001
Casanova
.... you can sleep in it afterwards.. lol
Unknown User
Quote by AtomCom2001
....A Bed is Best because ..... you can sleep in it afterwards.. lol

A Car is Cool because.. you can drive home afterwards lol
Ukwineman
Orgasminator
Quote by Cherrytree
....A Bed is Best because ..... you can sleep in it afterwards.. lol

A Car is Cool because.. you can drive home afterwards lol
a shower is great because you can get clean lol
Unknown User
... after what?
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noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Ukwineman
....A Bed is Best because ..... you can sleep in it afterwards.. lol

A Car is Cool because.. you can drive home afterwards lol
a shower is great because you can get clean lol
Outdoors is outstanding because... the breeze keeps you cool or fans the flames!!!
lol
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by Cherrytree
....A Bed is Best because ..... you can sleep in it afterwards.. lol

A Car is Cool because.. you can drive home afterwards lol
You show me how good a car is and then i'll show you how good a bed is :rascal:
dekntan
Sex God
rotflmao rotflmao on the coffee table isnt good cos i have to polish it afterwards redface
Warmer
Sex God
Quote by dekntan
rotflmao rotflmao on the coffee table isnt good cos i have to polish it afterwards redface
slip sliding awaaaaaay! biggrin
Dante9
Forum Virgin
bed is the best but around the house is cool as well
Unknown User
A Desk is Devine, but watch out for the cctv :shock:
westerross
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
....A Bed is Best because ..... you can sleep in it afterwards.. lol

A Car is Cool because.. you can drive home afterwards lol
You show me how good a car is and then i'll show you how good a bed is :rascal:
You take me to where I was before and I'll show how good an alternative viewpoint is. :rascal:
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Unknown User
a Neighbour is Nice, as you don't have far to go home
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Cherrytree
A Desk is Devine, but watch out for the cctv :shock:

a garden is gorgeous, but watch out for grass stains!!
wild_rose_and_the_stag
Sex God
a paddling pool full of strawberry jelly is best because....
ill get me coat :giggle:
noladreams
Sex God
a layby can be luscious... but look out for law enforcement
dekntan
Sex God
Quote by Warmer
rotflmao rotflmao on the coffee table isnt good cos i have to polish it afterwards redface
slip sliding awaaaaaay! biggrin
yup then fingermarks knee marks and spunk stains ruin the look of it lol
Warmer
Sex God
Quote by dekntan
rotflmao rotflmao on the coffee table isnt good cos i have to polish it afterwards redface
slip sliding awaaaaaay! biggrin
yup then fingermarks knee marks and spunk stains ruin the look of it lolcillit BANG! is your friend :giggle:
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by Warmer
rotflmao rotflmao on the coffee table isnt good cos i have to polish it afterwards redface
slip sliding awaaaaaay! biggrin
yup then fingermarks knee marks and spunk stains ruin the look of it lolcillit BANG! is your friend :giggle:
Is that from experience?
Unknown User
A Tent can be Tremendous, but wise to be taciturn.
Warmer
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
rotflmao rotflmao on the coffee table isnt good cos i have to polish it afterwards redface
slip sliding awaaaaaay! biggrin
yup then fingermarks knee marks and spunk stains ruin the look of it lolcillit BANG! is your friend :giggle:
Is that from experience?well i wouldn't recommend anything I hadn't test drived myself :giggle:
dekntan
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
rotflmao rotflmao on the coffee table isnt good cos i have to polish it afterwards redface
slip sliding awaaaaaay! biggrin
yup then fingermarks knee marks and spunk stains ruin the look of it lolcillit BANG! is your friend :giggle:
Is that from experience?
killit bang on me coffee tableee noooooooooooooo just the bang will do lol
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
That's your innocent image shattered then wink
Warmer
Sex God
Quote by dekntan
rotflmao rotflmao on the coffee table isnt good cos i have to polish it afterwards redface
slip sliding awaaaaaay! biggrin
yup then fingermarks knee marks and spunk stains ruin the look of it lolcillit BANG! is your friend :giggle:
Is that from experience?
killit bang on me coffee tableee noooooooooooooo just the bang will do lolsaucy devil biggrin
dekntan
Sex God
Quote by Warmer
rotflmao rotflmao on the coffee table isnt good cos i have to polish it afterwards redface
slip sliding awaaaaaay! biggrin
yup then fingermarks knee marks and spunk stains ruin the look of it lolcillit BANG! is your friend :giggle:
Is that from experience?
killit bang on me coffee tableee noooooooooooooo just the bang will do lolsaucy devil biggrin
yup thats me :giggle:
H__x
Sex God
Quote by dekntan
yup then fingermarkz, knee markz and spunk stainz ruin the look of it lol

relatives...... rolleyes
H.x
dekntan
Sex God
Quote by H-x

relatives...... rolleyes
H.x

rotflmao :giggle:
Unknown User
An empty pub garden at night is best because you can have a drink before and after redface lol
Louise xx
Unknown User
Wait for it......more double entendres than a carry on film coming up-
A Hammock is Heaven because you can Swing in it afterwards wink
bbw_loverNkitty
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
Wait for it......more double entendres than a carry on film coming up-
A Hammock is Heaven because you can Swing in it afterwards wink

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