A beer before it starts

30 Apr 2004

A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" she screams. "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat arse down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed, "Shit, its started..."

30 Apr 2004

I guess it is moan time!
There is a special thread for jokes....
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/9244.html
Where at the top it says:

The Giggle Zone is the place to post all your jokes and anecdotes.
This zone will be open 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
Feel free to post replies to postings, on a regular basis the zone will be tidied up to leave just a string of jokes to amuse and titillate. It will give the ladies something to look at rather than the cracks on the ceiling.

I am now going to post this message in every joke thread started in the last few days just for jokes so please do not feel it is aimed at you!) I guess I will also move my own posting on Friends reunited in there myself! redface

ops: :oops:
Could you please put this joke in that thread - (a simple click on "quote" - select all and paste to a new posting in that thread will do it!)
The Giggle zone will be cleaned up to just leave the jokes for those that want to come back to them again.
Regards
Fred

30 Apr 2004

Oooops

Moved

Can a mod please delete / lock this thread..... Cheers

30 Apr 2004

Quote by FredFlintstone
I guess it is moan time!
Regards
Fred

In that case, shouldn't it be in the steam room Fred? :twisted:
lhk