Quote by __random_orbit__
all well and good,but this was anew 'phone!
all shinie and everything
lp
:lol2:
Bet it has vibration too :P
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A big fat knock back!
Quote by __random_orbit__
I had noticed this thread the other day, and wondered whether the reverse ever applies... a chap in his habitude getting visited by a female professional (rephrase that?) and being propositioned?
well... just a day ago... after working long housr the previous day, I awoke late, and was just rousing myself for a day of doing nothing at all... when there was a tap at the door...
I was expecting a new mobile 'phone to be delivered, but the 'tap' and not the earsplitting buzzer had be confused... I was off guard... on the back foot... dozy.
opening the door i was confronted by a lady postman.. posty laydman... laydlepostpot... whatever.. with the parcel I was expecting.
"ooops, sorry!", says I. "please excuse my stae of undress" realising i was stood in some rather nasty loose boxers and a tee shirt...
"thats allright!" says she, "I've seen worse"
"Not this bad surely", says I, motioning towards the said dodgy pants... to my horror realising that I was still baring with me a slight remant of the old moring glory... there was a little form to be seen... the shame
so...
from then on it was a blissfull morning of trying to download content for the phone... get the cable tothe lappy... and sort ringtones.... wonderfull!
What?
lp
She could sue, you know!
Quote by __random_orbit__
opening the door i was confronted by a lady postman.. posty laydman... laydlepostpot... whatever.. with the parcel I was expecting.
Don't trust 'em I tells ya!
My ex-wife was and is a post-'lady'... she buggered off with a postman.
I knew my eBay habit would pay off one day :twisted:
I think that I would have to go with what many others here have said and say you don’t ask you don’t get, depending on the situation of course.
Once in a while you just gota take a chance and sure you get knock backs but then you might not. One thing is for sure you wont get anything if you don’t ask!!!!!
It’s also probably most guys fantasy too and at the end of the day even if he says no through his sense of commitment to a current r/ship (yer ok I know we are talking bout guys here so not real likely but they do exist lol) Ill bet you he will go home that night and be thinking bout you all night long weg.
That’s my 2 cents
Angel
Once in a while you just gota take a chance and sure you get knock backs but then you might not. One thing is for sure you wont get anything if you don’t ask!!!!!
It’s also probably most guys fantasy too and at the end of the day even if he says no through his sense of commitment to a current r/ship (yer ok I know we are talking bout guys here so not real likely but they do exist lol) Ill bet you he will go home that night and be thinking bout you all night long weg.
That’s my 2 cents
Angel
Orgasminator
I've got 3 blokes in next week to knock down a wall in my hallway and re-build it - 2 days with 3 blokes hmmmmm knowing my luck they'll all be 50 odd
Sobs!!
Sobs!!
Quote by bbw_wboro
I've got 3 blokes in next week to knock down a wall in my hallway and re-build it - 2 days with 3 blokes hmmmmm knowing my luck they'll all be 50 odd
Sobs!!
Well now I'm actually thinking about chucking this machine fixer guy a line... i bet he's gonna turn out to be 50 odd too
Yeah tis a catchment area thing and the easiest way to describe it.
After all, I am only 24 so it's not too hard to see why?
I could make a huge list of the of the must haves and must nots on my profile, but as I'm not very good at manipulating my words effectively without blabbering on, it's much easier to say no over 50's.
Peanut - I wouldn't put you in that box anyway hun. Probably gonna get a bollocking for saying this BUT I wouldn't put you 'in that box' anyway
'It's a long way to go!'
Quote by Bbw4umen
Yeah tis a catchment area thing and the easiest way to describe it.
After all, I am only 24 so it's not too hard to see why?
I could make a huge list of the of the must haves and must nots on my profile, but as I'm not very good at manipulating my words effectively without blabbering on, it's much easier to say no over 50's.
Peanut - I wouldn't put you in that box anyway hun. Probably gonna get a bollocking for saying this BUT I wouldn't put you 'in that box' anyway
'It's a long way to go!'
But you don't have to justify yourself anyway - we all have our preferences.
Chezza, looking for extremely rich 3 tongued shoe emporium owners.
Quote by winchwench
But you don't have to justify yourself anyway - we all have our preferences.
Chezza, looking for extremely rich 3 tongued shoe emporium owners.
Oooooh has he got a brother? :grin:
She didn't specify a sex.....:rascal:
Hmmm I don't think in those circumstances the sex.... i mean gender, would be important
Quote by Bbw4umen
But you don't have to justify yourself anyway - we all have our preferences.
Chezza, looking for extremely rich 3 tongued shoe emporium owners.
Oooooh has he got a brother? :grin:
She didn't specify a sex.....:rascal:
Hmmm I don't think in those circumstances the sex.... i mean gender, would be important
The shoes. It's all about the shoes :cool:
Orgasminator
Absolutely nothing Peanut
Quote by Peanut
As someone who not far off the big Five-Oh, can I just ask what's wrong with men over 50?
Quote by flower411
Well, I'm guessing, nothing, except that men over 50 are outside these ladies' age-catchement area - nothing wrong with that, surely?
Especially as they say so clearly on their profiles :thumbup:
I wasn't looking at their profiles, I wasn't attempting to get in their knickers. Just attempting to find out what is wrong with being a "just my luck they'd be 50 odd".
It was the general term rather than their specific interests I was curious about (but not offended by in case anyone wondered).
Now given the amount of threads and sub threads recently about BBW and how they are perceived it seems a little churlish for some people to be subjected to 'sizism' but then not having too much of a problem with ageism.
Quote by Peanut
Well, I'm guessing, nothing, except that men over 50 are outside these ladies' age-catchement area - nothing wrong with that, surely?
Especially as they say so clearly on their profiles :thumbup:
I wasn't looking at their profiles, I wasn't attempting to get in their knickers. Just attempting to find out what is wrong with being a "just my luck they'd be 50 odd".
It was the general term rather than their specific interests I was curious about (but not offended by in case anyone wondered).
Now given the amount of threads and sub threads recently about BBW and how they are perceived it seems a little churlish for some people to be subjected to 'sizism' but then not having too much of a problem with ageism.
It's a valid point.
Us BBW's are renowned for eating pies.... we'll I'ma eatin' humble pie
Quote by Bbw4umen
Well, I'm guessing, nothing, except that men over 50 are outside these ladies' age-catchement area - nothing wrong with that, surely?
Especially as they say so clearly on their profiles :thumbup:
I wasn't looking at their profiles, I wasn't attempting to get in their knickers. Just attempting to find out what is wrong with being a "just my luck they'd be 50 odd".
It was the general term rather than their specific interests I was curious about (but not offended by in case anyone wondered).
Now given the amount of threads and sub threads recently about BBW and how they are perceived it seems a little churlish for some people to be subjected to 'sizism' but then not having too much of a problem with ageism.
It's a valid point.
Us BBW's are renowned for eating pies.... we'll I'ma eatin' humble pie
It tastes nicer with cream on... and I just happen to have some handy
Quote by Stormwalker
Oh I soooo wish I had the confidence to approach people. It seems the older I get the worse it gets :cry:
I could have written this as well.
I used to be a horny seductress during my teens and twenties .... now my thirties may as well have me dressed as a nun!
I'm still horny but my daring has all but left :scared:
I'm hoping that it is just lack of practice ;)
Works for me .....
ROFL I've only just seen this ... rings the fancy dress shop!
Orgasminator
Maybe my wording could have been better - either way someone would have picked up on how I made my statement.
With regards to how I'm perceived about being a BBW, I personally couldn't give a damn. If blokes like me then they like me, if they don't, then they don't.
I wouldn't take it personally.
Everyone has their own preferences afterall...
Especially as they say so clearly on their profiles :thumbup:
I wasn't looking at their profiles, I wasn't attempting to get in their knickers. Just attempting to find out what is wrong with being a "just my luck they'd be 50 odd".
It was the general term rather than their specific interests I was curious about (but not offended by in case anyone wondered).
Now given the amount of threads and sub threads recently about BBW and how they are perceived it seems a little churlish for some people to be subjected to 'sizism' but then not having too much of a problem with ageism.
With regards to how I'm perceived about being a BBW, I personally couldn't give a damn. If blokes like me then they like me, if they don't, then they don't.
I wouldn't take it personally.
Everyone has their own preferences afterall...
Quote by Peanut
Well, I'm guessing, nothing, except that men over 50 are outside these ladies' age-catchement area - nothing wrong with that, surely?
Especially as they say so clearly on their profiles :thumbup:
I wasn't looking at their profiles, I wasn't attempting to get in their knickers. Just attempting to find out what is wrong with being a "just my luck they'd be 50 odd".
It was the general term rather than their specific interests I was curious about (but not offended by in case anyone wondered).
Now given the amount of threads and sub threads recently about BBW and how they are perceived it seems a little churlish for some people to be subjected to 'sizism' but then not having too much of a problem with ageism.
Orgasminator
It's nicely written, very inoffensive
Quote by sparky33
My sentiments exactly, that is why I worded my profile the way I did, it's all down to perception.
Orgasminator
So I noticed, never feel like you need to change anything for others
Unfortunately the majority disagreed so I've altered it.
Quote by sparky33
It's nicely written, very inoffensive
My sentiments exactly, that is why I worded my profile the way I did, it's all down to perception.
Unfortunately the majority disagreed so I've altered it.
