Quote by TanKinky
Sounds perfect :thumbup:
How does it go then?
After you've read the signs and the flirtings going off the rictor scale.. do you just pluck up the courage and say "Fancy a bit?" lol xx
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A big fat knock back!
Casanova
All the guys apart from mormons that come to my house aren't nice enough to even think about it. Where are you getting your people from? lol
Quote by venus68
All the guys apart from mormons that come to my house aren't nice enough to even think about it. Where are you getting your people from? lol
God knows venus, it must be meant to happen for me or something cos this is what I've had in say, the last 6 months? And they've ALL been totally fuckable:
Gas Meter Reader
Electric Meter Reader
Gas Boiler Service Man
Sky Engineer
and a Plumber to fix my toilet :crazy:
Just watch though... now I'm actually considering making the move... I'll get nothing or repugnant workmen at my hosue from now on! lol x
Casanova
Quote by Bbw4umen
All the guys apart from mormons that come to my house aren't nice enough to even think about it. Where are you getting your people from? lol
God knows venus, it must be meant to happen for me or something cos this is what I've had in say, the last 6 months? And they've ALL been totally fuckable:
Gas Meter Reader
Electric Meter Reader
Gas Boiler Service Man
Sky Engineer
and a Plumber to fix my toilet :crazy:
Just watch though... now I'm actually considering making the move... I'll get nothing or repugnant workmen at my hosue from now on! lol x
You just reminded me!!! I did have a dishy gas boiler service man visit my house, he was quite young mind. All I offered him was a cup of tea!!!
tsk at me for missed opportunities!!!
Sex God
Oh I soooo wish I had the confidence to approach people. It seems the older I get the worse it gets :cry:
Sex God
Not sure its confidence exactly although it does take some,
After all 9 out of 10 times its someone you will never see again (unless they are rather good) :rascal:
Ive had alot of work done on the house in the last year, Major work as in complete house rewire, new fittedkitchen, the moving of 5 or 6 rads, electric fire fitted, new bathroom + downstairs loo, loft + wall insulation, new exterior and some interior doors, new external fascias and guttering, and a new staircase (a workman fell through mine
while blowing himself up) plus other bits a pieces done. It meant lots of workmen and alot of young good looking ones (under 50 anyway)
Misterwood Tartlepool Is Hartlepool in the North east (nr middlesbrough)
I dont really go in for the whole looks thing so im either rather lucky or blind :giggle:
As for what to do once you know they are interested? well its like any meet just go with the flow making sure theres plenty of hints for him (the big hint that you like this or that or the fact you wanna shag his brains out always works) :laughabove:
Maybe im just to forward with strangers
After all 9 out of 10 times its someone you will never see again (unless they are rather good) :rascal:
Ive had alot of work done on the house in the last year, Major work as in complete house rewire, new fittedkitchen, the moving of 5 or 6 rads, electric fire fitted, new bathroom + downstairs loo, loft + wall insulation, new exterior and some interior doors, new external fascias and guttering, and a new staircase (a workman fell through mine
while blowing himself up) plus other bits a pieces done. It meant lots of workmen and alot of young good looking ones (under 50 anyway) Misterwood Tartlepool Is Hartlepool in the North east (nr middlesbrough)
I dont really go in for the whole looks thing so im either rather lucky or blind :giggle:
As for what to do once you know they are interested? well its like any meet just go with the flow making sure theres plenty of hints for him (the big hint that you like this or that or the fact you wanna shag his brains out always works) :laughabove:
Maybe im just to forward with strangers
Mod
In the process of looking for a job to deliver stuff/do stuff in Tan's house
Could you not move nearer me Tan ffs
Could you not move nearer me Tan ffs
Sex God
Having far to much fun living here sorry woo :lol2:
but i do have a light needs fixing that dek aint got around to doing? if i stand on the table (knickerless in short skirt) and show you which one?????
but i do have a light needs fixing that dek aint got around to doing? if i stand on the table (knickerless in short skirt) and show you which one?????
Sex God
Look for the red front door
Quote by helnheaven
Oh I soooo wish I had the confidence to approach people. It seems the older I get the worse it gets :cry:
I could have written this as well.
I used to be a horny seductress during my teens and twenties .... now my thirties may as well have me dressed as a nun!
I'm still horny but my daring has all but left :scared:
I'm hoping that it is just lack of practice ;)
Forum Virgin
To be honest - when i was a gas engineer i was always in the position wondering if it would ever happen and never did - boo
However im sure if it ever did i would go at it hammer and tongs lol
However im sure if it ever did i would go at it hammer and tongs lol
Sex God
Quote by Misterwood
Look for the red front door
Just tried, but your road was blocked off, some excited-looking lad said there was some sort of builders convention going on....
Ah yes forgot about that
try the back way?
:laughabove:
Sex God
Quote by Nixncrash
However im sure if it ever did i would go at it hammer and tongs lol
Leave nutty boy outta this :twisted:
Quote by TanKinky
Look for the red front door
Just tried, but your road was blocked off, some excited-looking lad said there was some sort of builders convention going on....
Ah yes forgot about that
try the back way?
:laughabove:
Hang on, just getting my hard hat... Hope when I get there I'll read the signs right :giggle:
i know exactly what you mean about fearing a knock back.
however recently in my new job i had to call a plumber to deal with a leak. when he turned up i though mmmm, was polite and offered him a cuppa, took it down to him. Westarted chatting about what the problem appeared to be and how he hadnt seen me here before.
Im not sure how i get the nerves to start the convo but i just said i bet you get propositioned loads in your job, he said once or twice but never done anything about it. when i said why he was corny enough to say something on the lines of well they didnt look like you :shock:
i kinda blushed lots and went back to my job, lol
he bought his mug up and said id best take his number incase thee were any further problems (i didnt need it as we call the call centre)
anyhow, i bit the bullet and sent a text saying something with inuendo, next night he was at mine having some excellent sex, the following weekend i took him dogging lol
so it wasnt instant sex, couldnt really as i wa sin work lol but im glad i started the convo.
so i would say to those who want to ask the question i did maybe? see where it leads.
xx fem xxx
oh and tan,,, high five and much respect for your confidence
however recently in my new job i had to call a plumber to deal with a leak. when he turned up i though mmmm, was polite and offered him a cuppa, took it down to him. Westarted chatting about what the problem appeared to be and how he hadnt seen me here before.
Im not sure how i get the nerves to start the convo but i just said i bet you get propositioned loads in your job, he said once or twice but never done anything about it. when i said why he was corny enough to say something on the lines of well they didnt look like you :shock:
i kinda blushed lots and went back to my job, lol
he bought his mug up and said id best take his number incase thee were any further problems (i didnt need it as we call the call centre)
anyhow, i bit the bullet and sent a text saying something with inuendo, next night he was at mine having some excellent sex, the following weekend i took him dogging lol
so it wasnt instant sex, couldnt really as i wa sin work lol but im glad i started the convo.
so i would say to those who want to ask the question i did maybe? see where it leads.
xx fem xxx
oh and tan,,, high five and much respect for your confidence
Sex God
Quote by Peanut
Having far to much fun living here sorry woo :lol2:
but i do have a light needs fixing that dek aint got around to doing? if i stand on the table (knickerless in short skirt) and show you which one?????
That's no bloody good if the light's out, you can't see anything!!!
ah but you will if you do it in daylight?
or with the curtains open :rascal:
Quote by Misterwood
Hang on, just getting my hard hat... Hope when I get there I'll read the signs right :giggle:
:doh: you've had the signs now its time for stage 2
Sex God
Quote by fem_4_taboo
so it wasnt instant sex, couldnt really as i wa sin work lol but im glad i started the convo.
so i would say to those who want to ask the question i did maybe? see where it leads.
xx fem xxx
oh and tan,,, high five and much respect for your confidence
Thanks
I've done it while in work to
ok i was slightly safe as i worked in a pub cooking it was around 10 am ish boss was in bed cleaner 4 flights up and we had a man in doing some work to the bar so was pretty quiet that started with a coffee to :twisted: Quote by Calista
Oh I soooo wish I had the confidence to approach people. It seems the older I get the worse it gets :cry:
I could have written this as well.
I used to be a horny seductress during my teens and twenties .... now my thirties may as well have me dressed as a nun!
I'm still horny but my daring has all but left :scared:
I'm hoping that it is just lack of practice ;)
Works for me .....
Orgasminator
Well im always in peoples home as im a plumber, but have never been aware of any signals from the ladies.
My old tutor had lots of stories to tell, if the oppertunity arose i would definately take.
My old tutor had lots of stories to tell, if the oppertunity arose i would definately take.
Quote by fem_4_taboo
i know exactly what you mean about fearing a knock back.
however recently in my new job i had to call a plumber to deal with a leak. when he turned up i though mmmm, was polite and offered him a cuppa, took it down to him. Westarted chatting about what the problem appeared to be and how he hadnt seen me here before.
Im not sure how i get the nerves to start the convo but i just said i bet you get propositioned loads in your job, he said once or twice but never done anything about it. when i said why he was corny enough to say something on the lines of well they didnt look like you :shock:
i kinda blushed lots and went back to my job, lol
he bought his mug up and said id best take his number incase thee were any further problems (i didnt need it as we call the call centre)
anyhow, i bit the bullet and sent a text saying something with inuendo, next night he was at mine having some excellent sex, the following weekend i took him dogging lol
so it wasnt instant sex, couldnt really as i wa sin work lol but im glad i started the convo.
so i would say to those who want to ask the question i did maybe? see where it leads.
xx fem xxx
oh and tan,,, high five and much respect for your confidence
Oooo good line, thanks for that chick... though now I'm armed with an unembarrasing chat up line the opportunity's not gonna occur now is it :lol2:
I had noticed this thread the other day, and wondered whether the reverse ever applies... a chap in his habitude getting visited by a female professional (rephrase that?) and being propositioned?
well... just a day ago... after working long housr the previous day, I awoke late, and was just rousing myself for a day of doing nothing at all... when there was a tap at the door...
I was expecting a new mobile 'phone to be delivered, but the 'tap' and not the earsplitting buzzer had be confused... I was off guard... on the back foot... dozy.
opening the door i was confronted by a lady postman.. posty laydman... laydlepostpot... whatever.. with the parcel I was expecting.
"ooops, sorry!", says I. "please excuse my stae of undress" realising i was stood in some rather nasty loose boxers and a tee shirt...
"thats allright!" says she, "I've seen worse"
"Not this bad surely", says I, motioning towards the said dodgy pants... to my horror realising that I was still baring with me a slight remant of the old moring glory... there was a little form to be seen... the shame
so...
from then on it was a blissfull morning of trying to download content for the phone... get the cable tothe lappy... and sort ringtones.... wonderfull!
What?
lp
well... just a day ago... after working long housr the previous day, I awoke late, and was just rousing myself for a day of doing nothing at all... when there was a tap at the door...
I was expecting a new mobile 'phone to be delivered, but the 'tap' and not the earsplitting buzzer had be confused... I was off guard... on the back foot... dozy.
opening the door i was confronted by a lady postman.. posty laydman... laydlepostpot... whatever.. with the parcel I was expecting.
"ooops, sorry!", says I. "please excuse my stae of undress" realising i was stood in some rather nasty loose boxers and a tee shirt...
"thats allright!" says she, "I've seen worse"
"Not this bad surely", says I, motioning towards the said dodgy pants... to my horror realising that I was still baring with me a slight remant of the old moring glory... there was a little form to be seen... the shame
so...
from then on it was a blissfull morning of trying to download content for the phone... get the cable tothe lappy... and sort ringtones.... wonderfull!
What?
lp
Quote by __random_orbit__
I had noticed this thread the other day, and wondered whether the reverse ever applies... a chap in his habitude getting visited by a female professional (rephrase that?) and being propositioned?
well... just a day ago... after working long housr the previous day, I awoke late, and was just rousing myself for a day of doing nothing at all... when there was a tap at the door...
I was expecting a new mobile 'phone to be delivered, but the 'tap' and not the earsplitting buzzer had be confused... I was off guard... on the back foot... dozy.
opening the door i was confronted by a lady postman.. posty laydman... laydlepostpot... whatever.. with the parcel I was expecting.
"ooops, sorry!", says I. "please excuse my stae of undress" realising i was stood in some rather nasty loose boxers and a tee shirt...
"thats allright!" says she, "I've seen worse"
"Not this bad surely", says I, motioning towards the said dodgy pants... to my horror realising that I was still baring with me a slight remant of the old moring glory... there was a little form to be seen... the shame
so...
from then on it was a blissfull morning of trying to download content for the phone... get the cable tothe lappy... and sort ringtones.... wonderfull!
What?
lp
It would have been good that!
I love sex when you're still sleepy lol x
