As I've mentioned in another thread, I shall be moving shortly to a new home. Well it's not exactly new, it's a three hundred year old cottage, but the point is I've discovered it's right on the edge of a dogging site and there's a footpath leading past my front door to the said site. Now my question is this:
Should I ensure there are heavy drapes at each window, and ignore the torchlight procession passing by at night, or,
Leave the kitchen door open and serve light refreshments (bowls of soup on cold nights)? Also,
Would it be a good idea to have a condom machine fitted to the outside wall of the cottage?
Your advice and suggestions might be worth looking at.
Keith3006
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A Bit Of A Quandary
Quote by JudyTV:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: It all sounds good to me Keith.
I have never been dogging but if anyone wants to take me one night then you know where I amI have tried just about everything else except sheep.
Blue, you and Satin could take me one night, I will bring the sandwiches and hot coffee.
JudyTV
Ha! trying to do me out of my couple of bob selling sarnies and coffee eh?
Quote by VenusnMars
Get yourself a website pronto and open up a party house!
You`ve hit a goldmine! :bounce:
Venusxxx
A website
: Now I never thought of that :idea: Would it make more than a condom machine :?: And what about these new things available now. Wet wipes with pheramones to make men more sexually atractive :?: Do you think I should have one of those too :?: Oooh, I can see the profits rolling in already! Then there's fresh milk from the farm next door, for those blokes out all night, and perhaps I could do morning papers as well :?:
Thanks Venus, you're such a help.
But party house :?:
Trouble is, there's only two bedrooms, and I insist on one of them, besides, I don't know what these dogging people are like, as I've never been, but I suppose I'll have the opportunity now.
Wonder who I might see there :?:
Sex God
I should start advertising the sperm bank now!
They might want to know why your running around the carpark with a cup in yer hand though - so I'd think up something convincing before you start.
They might want to know why your running around the carpark with a cup in yer hand though - so I'd think up something convincing before you start.
Sex God
All I can say is YOU LUCKY BUGGER Keith3006!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I live near a country park, but it's never hit it off as a dogging location..... good job as I'd never be away
I live near a country park, but it's never hit it off as a dogging location..... good job as I'd never be away
Quote by westerross
I should start advertising the sperm bank now!
They might want to know why your running around the carpark with a cup in yer hand though - so I'd think up something convincing before you start.
That's easy Tune Essence, Theirs a resevoir close by. I can always say I'm fishing.
sperm, fish, eh, get it? joke courtesy of neilinleeds
Sex God
stick a caravan in the garden & rent it out by the hour!!
preferably with red light bulbs fitted
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2`s
preferably with red light bulbs fitted
lol
2`s
Sex God
keith, I think the first thing you should do is install one of them ticket machines like on the Asda cheese counter, that way couples can just call the next number........ seems fair!! :wink:
:wink: Quote by corriefem
Brilliant Keith did they put that on the house for sale details :shock: :shock:
Love Chrissiexx
Hi Chrissie,
No mention of sale details, but as usual, this site came to the fore. Just happened to look at where the dogging sites were for my area, and nearly fell off chair :!: Got the Euro map up to check, and there it is, right at the end of the footpath whch runs past my cottage.
I'm sure going to make capital out of this, if I can.
Quote by JudyTV
keith, I think the first thing you should do is install one of them ticket machines like on the Asda cheese counter, that way couples can just call the next number........ seems fair!!
Cashier number twoooooooo please . :P .
JudyTV
Combining your ideas, JudyTV & Frogster,
Will have a turnstyle ticket machine. Couple of quid entry seems reasonable, don't you? And £4 per car, parking free?
Quote by Lovecommando
I think you should do chip butties or burgers, hot tea and coffee for the hungry doggers. Perhaps you could tie it all in with a local taxi sevice to provide discounts for those doggers who can't drive.
LC
Hi LC,
The trouble is with chips and burgers is, they're greasy, and I wouldn't want to be the cause of ladies and gents getting greasy marks on their pants and knickers. But the idea of a taxi service goes down well seeing as I am a chauffeur and have the car already.
Perhaps one of those beat-up transit crew busses might do the job, as most will have muddy shoes by the time they're done.
Ta mate.
Quote by niceguysdoexist
Oooh, I can see the profits rolling in already! Then there's fresh milk from the farm next door,
Keith
...ermmm are you SURE its milk :shock:
Yes Niceguy,
It's milk all right, but with a difference.
You see they haven't had a dairy herd since 1931, but they do have pigs, and a few Lama's :!: :twisted: Take your pick :twisted: Loverly-jubley, 50p a pint.
Quote by Keith3006
I think you should do chip butties or burgers, hot tea and coffee for the hungry doggers. Perhaps you could tie it all in with a local taxi sevice to provide discounts for those doggers who can't drive.
LC
Hi LC,
The trouble is with chips and burgers is, they're greasy, and I wouldn't want to be the cause of ladies and gents getting greasy marks on their pants and knickers. But the idea of a taxi service goes down well seeing as I am a chauffeur and have the car already.
Perhaps one of those beat-up transit crew busses might do the job, as most will have muddy shoes by the time they're done.
Ta mate.
Ah yes quite right! But as your driving them around perhaps you could take them to an outlet that supplies such provender. I'm sure they would fully appreciate this service and compensate you fully. I can just see this is gonna take off bigtime! Capital ideas we have here! Just the sort of entrepreneurial spirit of capitalism that the conservative government likes to encourage.
LC
Orgasminator
Keith you lucky devil !!!
Sounds like a dream place to live.
Whereabouts are you anyway
Sounds like a dream place to live.
Whereabouts are you anyway
Ah yes quite right! But as your driving them around perhaps you could take them to an outlet that supplies such provender. I'm sure they would fully appreciate this service and compensate you fully. I can just see this is gonna take off bigtime! Capital ideas we have here! Just the sort of entrepreneurial spirit of capitalism that the conservative government likes to encourage.
LC
Thanks LoveCommando,
Yeh, trouble is it's Labour at the moment :!: :!: But I take your point. Do you think McDonalds would be interested in opening a branch, say, a couple or so miles away?
Or should I just use the Chinese?
LC
Thanks LoveCommando,
Yeh, trouble is it's Labour at the moment :!: :!: But I take your point. Do you think McDonalds would be interested in opening a branch, say, a couple or so miles away?
Or should I just use the Chinese?
Quote by musketeer
Slot machine on the garage door, like a super-loo. Or maybe a night vision video camera inside, wait till you've got 90 minutes and start advertising!
Hmmm, the super-loo seems like a goer, but the video seems a bit pervy, tho the money aspect is tempting.....maybe :twisted:
Hope you aren't all going to want shares, or a cut of my profits
: Quote by Keith3006
Advice Please.
Do you think I should advertise my forthecoming facilities on the Dogging Page
Will the Mods take a dim view :?:
Will you lot take a dim view, even if I have flood-lights :?:
I think it would be a perfect idea NOT to advertise the location. Of course if you used a night vision camera you could then sell tickets to pervy view the doings in the garage for those at a loose end, (so as to speak).
