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I'm sure it comes in longer lengths than that!
H.x
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I'm sure it comes in longer lengths than that!
H.x

if you must bring smut and sex into the thread please go to an appropriate site.........
tut tut ut rolleyes
Sorry, don't know what came over me......
H.x
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Sorry, don't know what came over me......
H.x

Me given half the chance :twisted:
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Sorry, don't know what came over me......
H.x

:wanker:
i do lol
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Swinging Heaven is offline for system updates. We will return soon. Should be swinging again by 15:45 BST

Well I bloody well wasn't sad I was wiring in my mothers new shower, so my question is........
How do I go about rectifying this and more so how do I make sure I don't miss out again confused lol
come fix our new shower!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin
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come fix our new shower!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin

For you two, I'd do it any day :D :D
Quote by sheddy
Help my threads been hijacked by Newey and Eyre :giveup: :lol2: bolt

i used to work for them many moons ago then left to become a sparky between yours and sparkys comments about certain antics involving the apprentices has made me pmsl
oh what happy memories rotflmao :rotflmao:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx
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I had to drive home from work in that ! :shock: Had fork lightning on either side of the road at one stage :shock: My arse was cracking walnuts !

bet u could crack some nice walnuts with those legs of yours biggrin
could be fun sheddy
we got to get the old built in unit out the wall 1st.... to put the new part in.......hope the house doesn`t fall down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so what time u here :D
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could be fun sheddy
we got to get the old built in unit out the wall 1st.... to put the new part in.......hope the house doesn`t fall down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so what time u here biggrin

As soon as the firemen get the blaze under control from the last shower I fitted I'll be on my way down :shock: lol
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could be fun sheddy
we got to get the old built in unit out the wall 1st.... to put the new part in.......hope the house doesn`t fall down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so what time u here biggrin

As soon as the firemen get the blaze under control from the last shower I fitted I'll be on my way down :shock: lol
what do you need firemen for????
........could use a couple of nice firemen...... smile
just bring your fire engine.....be on the safe side!!!!!!!! :D
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just bring your fire engine.....be on the safe side!!!!!!!! biggrin

mad :x :x don't mention the fire engine :x :x :x
Wanted one engine for a 1956 green goddess rolleyes banghead :banghead:
Quote by sheddy

just bring your fire engine.....be on the safe side!!!!!!!! biggrin

mad :x :x don't mention the fire engine :x :x :x
Wanted one engine for a 1956 green goddess rolleyes banghead :banghead:
ooops :D
u didn`t break it......???? smile
Quote by sheddy

just bring your fire engine.....be on the safe side!!!!!!!! biggrin

mad :x :x don't mention the fire engine :x :x :x
Wanted one engine for a 1956 green goddess rolleyes banghead :banghead:
u have a pm
now come fix our shower :D