a confession

25 Jun 2004

Quote by Mister_Discreet
Just incase you are still worried, or this happened to someone else where a very large sum of money was involved (which happened to a friend of mine a few years back), here is how to be completely in the clear legally:
Write them a letter explaining what happened, enclosing a cheque for the cost of the earrings, making sure you use the following words "in full and final payment" in the letter.
Take a photocopy of the letter, and post the original, with the cheque.
Once they cash the cheque, the earrings are yours and you are 100% safe, and can prove it in court with your photocopy and bank statements.

but i dont even want the bloody earings!!! they are minging!!!!!!!!
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

25 Jun 2004

Quote by Mister_Discreet
Just incase you are still worried, or this happened to someone else where a very large sum of money was involved (which happened to a friend of mine a few years back), here is how to be completely in the clear legally:
Write them a letter explaining what happened, enclosing a cheque for the cost of the earrings, making sure you use the following words "in full and final payment" in the letter.
Take a photocopy of the letter, and post the original, with the cheque.
Once they cash the cheque, the earrings are yours and you are 100% safe, and can prove it in court with your photocopy and bank statements.

Mister 'D' its bad enough that Busty stole.....eerrr accidently walked out......of Bon Marche with some tacky earrings, but now you want her to admit to being in there in the first place!! in writing!!!
Noooooo dont do it Busty....you are only young, you have years ahead of you yet. Think of the humiliation, the local kids will chase after you in the street, they will all point and shout "there goes Missy Bon Marche"......."there goes the Bon Marche Babe" ........
p.s. Can we all come round yours and misschiefs house on fireworks night and sit and watch you both take your clothes out of your tumble dryers?

25 Jun 2004

it was NOT bon marche! pmsl
you know, i think i am going to go and hand ,yself in to the police station, and then post you a copy of the newspaper cutting of my arrest.... just so i can PROVE it was not bon marche! lol

25 Jun 2004

only teasing Miss Busty we know you have more taste....... by the way misschief said can she have some of her jumpers back.

25 Jun 2004

i guess she can dave... when u have finnished wearing them! lol

25 Jun 2004

Quote by God knows
Are you working ((( playing???? ))) with a thief? ...almost one in ten British adults are ((( jesus WBB 1 in 10???? knew you had a lot on but christ! <<< tuts >>> )))
New national research reveals that eight per cent of British adults work with a colleague who has shoplifted. The findings highlight the endemic problem of shoplifting in the UK. ((( ohhhhhhhh WBBB <<< tuts >>> ))) Almost one in five (19 per cent) of the British population know of a friend ((( erm...... that would be you WBB!!! it get's worse!!! :shock: <<< tuts again >>> ))) who has shoplifted!!!
The value of losses from retail crime reached billion in 2002. ((( now look what ya done FFS! )))

<<< tuts very loudly!!! >>>
i reckon, despite your blatant confession to the world and his wife, you're safe for now. tho your local swinging bobby at a loose end might be getting a warrant as we speak!!! best go on ya toes, sharpish!!! bolt

oh and if you need somewhere to lie low and get ya head down???? ;-)
neil x x x x x x x ;-)

25 Jun 2004

i can allways rely on you neil to put things in to perspective! rolleyes

and thanks for the advice!!
pmsl
WBB
xxxx

25 Jun 2004

So youve decided to change youre name to perspective have you WBB wink

25 Jun 2004

Closest I got to that was in a large DIY store in the midlands. I bought loads of stuff for some projects that Dawn wanted to keep me busy with.
I paid by cheque and I remember that the bill came to around Â£100. The shop asistant handed me back my guarantee card and my receipt.
It wasn't until i got back home that I realised that she had also handed my cheque back to me.
to "technically" i did pay for the goods, but without my signature on that little bit of paper, mr bank manager wasn't going to let them have any of my hard earned dosh.
Ian_Mids

25 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
Just incase you are still worried, or this happened to someone else where a very large sum of money was involved (which happened to a friend of mine a few years back), here is how to be completely in the clear legally:
Write them a letter explaining what happened, enclosing a cheque for the cost of the earrings, making sure you use the following words "in full and final payment" in the letter.
Take a photocopy of the letter, and post the original, with the cheque.
Once they cash the cheque, the earrings are yours and you are 100% safe, and can prove it in court with your photocopy and bank statements.

but i dont even want the bloody earings!!! they are minging!!!!!!!!
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
If you PAY for them then you can take them back for a refund!!! lol

:lol: :lol:

25 Jun 2004

Busty hun, I wouldn't worry about it - I walked out of our local Sainsburys the other day having not paid for a pack of 9 toilet rolls :!: redface

I'd hung them up on the back of the trolley - emptied the trolley at checkout and forgot all about them.
The funniest thing was they stayed on there all the way through checkout and when I was getting my fags and the lottery lol

Oh well - never mind :P
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

25 Jun 2004

Quote by Jags
If you PAY for them then you can take them back for a refund!!! :lol: :lol:

i might just keep them as a momento of my brief dabble with crime!
biggrin

26 Jun 2004

Oh well_busty_babe!
You've just reminded me of an incident a few years ago when a friend of mine accidentally stole a bra from New Look.
When she was passing the undies section this bra got caught on the velcro on her bag. She carried on shopping, not knowing it was there. She actually spent half an hour walking round town with this beige t shirt bra on public display.
Oh we laughed for days. lol

26 Jun 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

26 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
Today.. I accidentally shoplifted!
I know what u are all thinking.. how can u accidentally steal something!
I had loads of bags in my hand and was carrying a basket in the shop. I had picked up a pair of dress earrings and they were to small not to fall though the mesh on the basket.. so I put them over my thumb.. and carried on looking at the clothes.. then went and paid for all my purchasesâ€¦ except the earrings!
I didnâ€™t realise till I went in the next shop!
I was tempted to go back.. but was way too embarrassed , so spent the rest of my trip round the shopping centre terrified that I was going to get a tap on the shoulder!!!!!!
The earrings were only worth Â£6, and when I got home,.,,, I realised they donâ€™t actually match the outfit I bought them to go with anyway!
I think I will have to do some kind of penance to cleanse my soulâ€¦.. any suggestions?

It has made me realise that when I laugh at the ridiculous excuses people give for things they have done.. sometimes they might actually be telling the truth!!!!!
Anyone else been in a similar situation?

Well Busty Babe....
you never actualy shoplifted...
since when you actually appropriated the property you werent being dishonest and you never had any ill intent you never actually stole the item..
however when you realised that you had them in your possession and you never went back to pay for them then at that point it became "making off without payment"..so..erm... dont know if that makes it better or worse for you?.. ha ha soowweee!! wink

Magik

26 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
Today.. I accidentally shoplifted!

You are a very very naughty girl smackbottom

If it would have been a present for me then id have let you off but this is really serious and you need to be punished for your crimes.

27 Jun 2004

Quote by the_tongue
If it would have been a present for me then id have let you off but this is really serious and you need to be punished for your crimes.

soooo good of you! rolleyes

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
busty hun
when the old bill catch you wear that nice white lace outfit you no the one and just smile at em sweetly then ask em if they have a safety pin
voddy

will i EVER be allowed to forget that incident????????? evil

lol