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a funny phone call
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Sexlightened
well, ya know, that's just plain shocking.. though I am certain that there is a very simple explanation...
Sexlightened
maybe was someone brushing their teeth with one of them electric toothbrushes..
Sex God
she was fixing the car
that enjin keeps vibrating
MikeC
that enjin keeps vibrating
MikeC
Sex God
as an addition,
can i have a guess who it might have been.
i hope she doesnt kill me ........
Redhot
hmmmmmm
MikeC
can i have a guess who it might have been.
i hope she doesnt kill me ........
Redhot
hmmmmmm
MikeC
Sex God
Quote by vodka_babe22ukops: :oops:
just rang a well known member of site for a quick chat
and well all i could hear was a funny errrrr buzzing coming thro the line
i dread to think what she was up to but there was alot of giggling
i did ask was she using the new nokia mobile for ladies and got bugga missed a bit in reply
any ideas to what she was up to
I know, I know,
She was cutting her lawn with a hover mower, and the bugg but was coz she missed a bit
Sex God
sarah was she trimming the bush as well 
MikeC
MikeC
Sex God
Was she using a blender to make a smoothie? :shock:
Sex God
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
wrong sarah now feed me more jelly please lmao
Getting my coat, getting into the car, now where to you live, setting the GPS (not global positioning Sarah as state by a certain female the other week)
Jelly setting
OI! You lot! 
:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Can a girl not even cut her husband's hair with electric clippers without everyone knowing about it? :shock:
Wasn't trimming my bush at all . . . that's Jon's job :P
Wasn't brusing my teeth 'cos there's no time to eat anything to make them dirty . . . there's always something else in my mouth :twisted:
And as for YOU MikeC :evil: That's tantamount to naming and shaming suggesting it was me
You're in for the worst possible punishment I can think of . . . but in the meantime give us another feel of your cock :twisted:
T-J
:rotflmao:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: Can a girl not even cut her husband's hair with electric clippers without everyone knowing about it? :shock:
Wasn't trimming my bush at all . . . that's Jon's job :P
Wasn't brusing my teeth 'cos there's no time to eat anything to make them dirty . . . there's always something else in my mouth :twisted:
And as for YOU MikeC :evil: That's tantamount to naming and shaming suggesting it was me
You're in for the worst possible punishment I can think of . . . but in the meantime give us another feel of your cock :twisted:
T-J
:rotflmao: Sex God
Redhot so your amitting it was you
lol you know u can feel my cock anytime il bring it down in the cage :)
make sure the clippers and the blender and the car are well away from it, it gets frightened easily.
MikeC
lol you know u can feel my cock anytime il bring it down in the cage :)
make sure the clippers and the blender and the car are well away from it, it gets frightened easily.
MikeC
Sex God
Quote by RedHot
OI! You lot!
Can a girl not even cut her husband's hair with electric clippers without everyone knowing about it? :shock:
Wasn't trimming my bush at all . . . that's Jon's job :P
Wasn't brusing my teeth 'cos there's no time to eat anything to make them dirty . . . there's always something else in my mouth :twisted:
And as for YOU MikeC :evil: That's tantamount to naming and shaming suggesting it was me
You're in for the worst possible punishment I can think of . . . but in the meantime give us another feel of your cock :twisted:
T-J
Ye Gods - thank goodness fer that i thought you'd turned inot a modem or a fax machine (a giggly one at that!)!!
