Whilst attempting various Taxi companies and shower installation companies last night I was listening to an old cd..
Nothing unusual there until I realised how deeply affected my psyche had become through using this site..
Completely unaware I began singing along to Deacon Blue s Chocolate girl...but with respect to Heather it had changedto...
Deacon Bluexxx
He calls her the car park girl
cause he knows she melts when he touches her
She knows shes the car park girl
cause shes woken up and swallowed
and wrapped in raunchy undies
she fully understands this
she says shes only human
so she will light up his flame
and off they go to prove it
Repeat chorus etc
which led me to wonder has anyone and im sure Fred will put me right composed a SH greatest hits
Songs for swinging doggers or the like
:shock: