So there I was, travelling alone on a budget airline late at night.
I’d travelled from the Northwest to Gatwick to get the late evening flight, was really knackered and just wanted to sleep, as I guess most of the other passengers did too.
Once on board I found myself sitting next to a couple of a similar age to myself, who seemed very pleasant and were reading novels they had bought, basically kept themselves to themselves
In front of me was a lady, quite dressed up for travel in a skirt and blouse and was travelling with her two children, I guess they were about 9 or 10.
Well the kids and her all complained about the lack of food onboard for the flight, in a very loud manner to the steward and kept putting the seats back and up, then back down again. They were in short the sort of annoying passenger that we all dread.
The couple next to me were looking irritated at this and for me being 6’3” it was painful on the knees, as budget airlines aren’t blessed with space.
So when the lady got up to go to the loo at the back of the plane, it was a little respite for me at least.
Then imagine my absolute delight, when she came back with her skirt tucked in her knickers at the back and complete with a tail of loo roll
Yesssss Result
