Quote by Lilmiss
Get down your local morrisons and rent a Rug Doctor carpet cleaner... If that doesn't shift it..nothing will
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better arrange a local funeral director, at least you'll go with some dignity..
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A Good Deed Goes Badly Wrong.
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I must not do any domestic chores ever
I must not do any domestic chores ever
I must not do any domestic chores ever
I must not do any domestic chores ever
I must not do any domestic chores ever
I must not do any domestic chores ever
Glad to say the carpet is now clean, and I don't have any bruises.
Does this mean I'm gonna need to sleep with one eye open
I must not do any domestic chores ever
I must not do any domestic chores ever
I must not do any domestic chores ever
I must not do any domestic chores ever
I must not do any domestic chores ever
I must not do any domestic chores ever
Glad to say the carpet is now clean, and I don't have any bruises.
Does this mean I'm gonna need to sleep with one eye open
Quote by Ian
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I must not do any domestic chores ever
I must not do any domestic chores ever
I must not do any domestic chores ever
I must not do any domestic chores ever
I must not do any domestic chores ever
I must not do any domestic chores ever
Glad to say the carpet is now clean, and I don't have any bruises.
Does this mean I'm gonna need to sleep with one eye open
Well look on the bright side you'll never have to hover up again
Sex God
think she kill u 
:D
i would :twisted:
:D i would :twisted:
Sex God
Was going to suggest aftershave - smells good too - but I see you've solved the problem.
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Have you banned the kids from having pens on the sofa yet?
We had similar over the summer, our dog jumped on the trampoline, caught her claw in the springs and tore it off (ouch) then proceeded to run all over the lounge carpet to get someone's attention bleeding with every step :doh:
Spent half the evening on my knees scrubbing with wash powder and you could see everywhere I'd been :doh: :doh:
Had to get a carpet cleaner (although you'd not notice now!)
Cx
We had similar over the summer, our dog jumped on the trampoline, caught her claw in the springs and tore it off (ouch) then proceeded to run all over the lounge carpet to get someone's attention bleeding with every step :doh:
Spent half the evening on my knees scrubbing with wash powder and you could see everywhere I'd been :doh: :doh:
Had to get a carpet cleaner (although you'd not notice now!)
Cx
Sex God
My guess is that it's all Dawnie's fault! :giggle:
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
My guess is that it's all Dawnie's fault! :giggle:
damn,your braver than I am to suggest that !
Didn't stop me thinking it though
dawnie was at work so it wernt her fault :P
Well, if she wasn't so selfish this whole incident would have been avoided.
If she had been at home, looking after her man, making him soup, fluffing up his pillows, reading out the forum to him, then there would have been no problem.
Quote by essex34m
My guess is that it's all Dawnie's fault! :giggle:
damn,your braver than I am to suggest that !
Didn't stop me thinking it though
dawnie was at work so it wernt her fault :P
Well, if she wasn't so selfish this whole incident would have been avoided.
If she had been at home, looking after her man, making him soup, fluffing up his pillows, reading out the forum to him, then there would have been no problem.
If she had cleaned under the sofa properly in the first place ,then this would never had happened. Tis womans work to hoover :shock:
:bolt:
Dave_Notts
Sex God
Quote by essex34m
My guess is that it's all Dawnie's fault! :giggle:
damn,your braver than I am to suggest that !
Didn't stop me thinking it though
dawnie was at work so it wernt her fault :P
Well, if she wasn't so selfish this whole incident would have been avoided.
If she had been at home, looking after her man, making him soup, fluffing up his pillows, reading out the forum to him, then there would have been no problem.
Now that is brave! :giggle:
*gets popcorn*
Quote by Dave__Notts
My guess is that it's all Dawnie's fault! :giggle:
damn,your braver than I am to suggest that !
Didn't stop me thinking it though
dawnie was at work so it wernt her fault :P
Well, if she wasn't so selfish this whole incident would have been avoided.
If she had been at home, looking after her man, making him soup, fluffing up his pillows, reading out the forum to him, then there would have been no problem.
If she had cleaned under the sofa properly in the first place ,then this would never had happened. Tis womans work to hoover :shock:
:bolt:
Dave_Notts
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
You shitbags
:x:x:x:x:xIt wasn't my fault, I was working hard even with a bad cold! Ian was still off today when I had 2 hours of training and did my normal days work today!
I've been bringing home the bacon so to speak only I never expected to be spending it on half a box of Daz FFS
You might get popcorn Girlie but tied to a chair blindfolded for 3 days means you're not going to be able to eat it
Sex God
I think I'd be comparing the patch Ian's cleaned against the rest of the carpet Dawnie. I'm pretty sure if you look closely, it's far cleaner than the rest of the room so he'll need to spend a few hours on his hands and knees scrubbing until the whole carpet's the same colour ;) :lol2:
Quote by Angel Chat
I think I'd be comparing the patch Ian's cleaned against the rest of the carpet Dawnie. I'm pretty sure if you look closely, it's far cleaner than the rest of the room so he'll need to spend a few hours on his hands and knees scrubbing until the whole carpet's the same colour ;) :lol2:
If Ian can get one very dirty patch a more brilliant white than what Dawnie can do for the rest of the carpet.........................then Dawnie isn't cleaning properly and needs more practice
Dave_Notts
Sex God
Quote by Dave__Notts
I think I'd be comparing the patch Ian's cleaned against the rest of the carpet Dawnie. I'm pretty sure if you look closely, it's far cleaner than the rest of the room so he'll need to spend a few hours on his hands and knees scrubbing until the whole carpet's the same colour ;) :lol2:
If Ian can get one very dirty patch a more brilliant white than what Dawnie can do for the rest of the carpet.........................then Dawnie isn't cleaning properly and needs more practice
Dave_Notts
:shock: :shock: OMG Dave, when did you get so brave?? Was it around the time Alex stopped posting perchance?
Quote by Angel Chat
I think I'd be comparing the patch Ian's cleaned against the rest of the carpet Dawnie. I'm pretty sure if you look closely, it's far cleaner than the rest of the room so he'll need to spend a few hours on his hands and knees scrubbing until the whole carpet's the same colour ;) :lol2:
If Ian can get one very dirty patch a more brilliant white than what Dawnie can do for the rest of the carpet.........................then Dawnie isn't cleaning properly and needs more practice
Dave_Notts
:shock: :shock: OMG Dave, when did you get so brave?? Was it around the time Alex stopped posting perchance?
Spot on :thumbup:
When she starts again then i won't be seen for months :lol:
Dave_Notts
Sex God
Quote by Dave__Notts
I think I'd be comparing the patch Ian's cleaned against the rest of the carpet Dawnie. I'm pretty sure if you look closely, it's far cleaner than the rest of the room so he'll need to spend a few hours on his hands and knees scrubbing until the whole carpet's the same colour ;) :lol2:
If Ian can get one very dirty patch a more brilliant white than what Dawnie can do for the rest of the carpet.........................then Dawnie isn't cleaning properly and needs more practice
Dave_Notts
:shock: :shock: OMG Dave, when did you get so brave?? Was it around the time Alex stopped posting perchance?
Spot on :thumbup:
When she starts again then i won't be seen for months :lol:
Dave_Notts
:giggle:
Oh Allleeeeexxxxxxx.... there's something in here I think you should see!!!
:lol2:
Quote by Angel Chat
I think I'd be comparing the patch Ian's cleaned against the rest of the carpet Dawnie. I'm pretty sure if you look closely, it's far cleaner than the rest of the room so he'll need to spend a few hours on his hands and knees scrubbing until the whole carpet's the same colour ;) :lol2:
If Ian can get one very dirty patch a more brilliant white than what Dawnie can do for the rest of the carpet.........................then Dawnie isn't cleaning properly and needs more practice
Dave_Notts
:shock: :shock: OMG Dave, when did you get so brave?? Was it around the time Alex stopped posting perchance?
Spot on :thumbup:
When she starts again then i won't be seen for months :lol:
Dave_Notts
:giggle:
Oh Allleeeeexxxxxxx.... there's something in here I think you should see!!!
:lol2:
Never mind Alex, at this rate Dave won't be seen for months anyway!!!!!
:x:x Quote by Dawnie
I think I'd be comparing the patch Ian's cleaned against the rest of the carpet Dawnie. I'm pretty sure if you look closely, it's far cleaner than the rest of the room so he'll need to spend a few hours on his hands and knees scrubbing until the whole carpet's the same colour ;) :lol2:
If Ian can get one very dirty patch a more brilliant white than what Dawnie can do for the rest of the carpet.........................then Dawnie isn't cleaning properly and needs more practice
Dave_Notts
:shock: :shock: OMG Dave, when did you get so brave?? Was it around the time Alex stopped posting perchance?
Spot on :thumbup:
When she starts again then i won't be seen for months :lol:
Dave_Notts
:giggle:
Oh Allleeeeexxxxxxx.... there's something in here I think you should see!!!
:lol2:
Never mind Alex, at this rate Dave won't be seen for months anyway!!!!!
:x:xLooks like my password is being changed again. I'll see you folks in 6 months time again x x x x
Dave_Notts
