Shamelessly plagiarised from chat forum......
what job wouldnt/couldnt ya do for all the the in china??
mine....teacher to primary/secondary kids
banana tester
slug collector
SH mod/admin
drain cleaner/unblocker after seeing what was causing ours to back up at the childrens centre :scared:
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A job u would never consider doing in gazillion years???
to all good nurses!Quote by niceandgentle
Banana tester??
Sounds a great job to me so long as there's none of them big hairy spiders lurking amongst the bananas being tested!
:shock:
I'd get sacked for throwing all the bent one's away!!
I prefer mine 8inches long and and straight!
:lol: Id make a hopeless cleaner and wouldn't want to even give it ago
:? 
Casanova
Sperm donor, I'd be dreadful at it as I just don't have any :cry:
Sex God
Dentist - teaching sounds positively dreamy by comparison!
Quote by anais
Banana tester??
Sounds a great job to me so long as there's none of them big hairy spiders lurking amongst the bananas being tested!
:shock:
I'd get sacked for throwing all the bent one's away!!
I prefer mine 8inches long and and straight!
:lol: anais: My current bananas are less than 8 inches long and er curved like little yellow boomarangs that you can eat.
(Let me stress to you I am not on drugs repeat I AM not on drugs!)
Sex God
Dentistry
Mining
Police
Nursing
MP
Slaughterhouseman
Fishmonger
Gay Porn maker (Mrs Lost wants that job)
Ringtone tester
Mining
Police
Nursing
MP
Slaughterhouseman
Fishmonger
Gay Porn maker (Mrs Lost wants that job)
Ringtone tester
Sex God
Being a nun (or any godlike type person) :angel:
Anything to do with eyes :scared:
Couldnt work with terminally ill kids either :cry:
But i could (and want to be) a butcher :evil2:
Lost, dek has always worked in the mines hes some electrical engineery type person for a company who makes the mine machines and they are heading for big problems, Most of the men on the books are nearing retirement (dek is the youngest at 49) and they cant recruite, If your training as an engineer the money is just as good if not better without going in the mines, So no youngish people want the job. Its not a career like it was. And since women are not allowed down the mines in this country we are buggered that way to (some countries they are allowed to work the mines)
Anything to do with eyes :scared:
Couldnt work with terminally ill kids either :cry:
But i could (and want to be) a butcher :evil2:
Lost, dek has always worked in the mines hes some electrical engineery type person for a company who makes the mine machines and they are heading for big problems, Most of the men on the books are nearing retirement (dek is the youngest at 49) and they cant recruite, If your training as an engineer the money is just as good if not better without going in the mines, So no youngish people want the job. Its not a career like it was. And since women are not allowed down the mines in this country we are buggered that way to (some countries they are allowed to work the mines)
Quote by Cherrytree
working in a slaughter house
Yep, or anything to do with funerals.
do ya know chezza, mr B loved doing that job....its been the only thing it the hundreds of jobs hes done that he wanted to make a career of....sadly the moneys rubbish, and a lot of the franchised companies employ hard sell tactics to sell higher priced coffins and funeral packages
Sex God
Quote by Misterwood
Most of the jobs above have positive aspects, no matter how scary, unpleasant etc The jobs that I would never do are because I cant see any positive... bus driver is definitely one...
Free bus pass??
Seeing lots of different people every day??
Wearing a uniform??
erm cant think of anymore lol
Sex God
lion tamer 
Orgasminator
Office Worker!!!
I could not abide the thought of having to go & sit in a office all day with the bitching & back stabbing that goes on
Much prefere to be out on the road driving lol....
I could not abide the thought of having to go & sit in a office all day with the bitching & back stabbing that goes on
Much prefere to be out on the road driving lol....
Sex God
Quote by Misterwood
Most of the jobs above have positive aspects, no matter how scary, unpleasant etc The jobs that I would never do are because I cant see any positive... bus driver is definitely one...
being in the job I am in, in a way I would of had agreed with you...... but talking to bus drivers themselves you tend to find out they are a different breed of "nuts"
...... mind you I can't think of many more things that could cheer you up more than someone who clearly enjoys there job..... Quote by sword-stileto
Office Worker!!!
I could not abide the thought of having to go & sit in a office all day with the bitching & back stabbing that goes on
You can get back stabbing and bitching in any job though.
I tried working in an office before I went into nursing. It was the longest 3 months of my life!
Sex God
The person in charge of the squirty ketchup and mustard machine at McDonalgs or other such establishments.
:shock:
:shock:
Casanova
Being a room op, moderator.
Eye specialist.
Nurse in an NSU clinic.
Waste worker.
Teacher.
Chiropodist.
Taster in an animal food warehouse.
Brain surgeon.
Hell, now i know why ive stuck with the same job for 30 years
dee
Eye specialist.
Nurse in an NSU clinic.
Waste worker.
Teacher.
Chiropodist.
Taster in an animal food warehouse.
Brain surgeon.
Hell, now i know why ive stuck with the same job for 30 years
dee
Mod
Quote by venus68
Sperm donor, I'd be dreadful at it as I just don't have any :cry:
I could help you out with that Venus
as I'm sure the other few thousand or so guys would too 
Mod
I would just like to say that unfortunately I am employed in one of the above jobs that is mentioned and I hate it with a vengeance but it pays the bills so I grudgingly do it, five days a week ..
Well I actually have two of the jobs that are mentioned cos Im a chat ops too
but I like doing that job cos I feel as If I help some people in my own strange way.
Hopefully that's true.
Well I actually have two of the jobs that are mentioned cos Im a chat ops too
but I like doing that job cos I feel as If I help some people in my own strange way.Hopefully that's true.
