" To My Dear Wife - You will surely understand that I have certain needs
that you with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you
and value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that
will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be
perturbed, I shall be back home before midnight!"
When the man comes home, he found the following letter on the dining room
table.
"My Dear Husband - I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I
would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54
years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read
this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who,
like your secretary, is also 18 years old.
As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of Math, you
will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
difference; 18 goes into 54 a lot more often than 54 goes into 18!!
Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime Wednesday!!!!"
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cos yer worth it
