From a strictly mathmatical viewpoint it goes like this;
What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wondered about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%, how about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If;
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
22 23 24 25 26
Then
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%
and
A-T-T-I-T-U-DE
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%
but
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103%
and just look how far kissing some ass will take you!
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7=118%
So, one can conclude with mathmatical cirtainty that while hardwork and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it's the bullshit and asskissing that puts you ahead of the game!
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A Life Lesson in Maths
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And why then is swinging only 102%?
Warming the Bed
You're the BEST!!!!!
(Is that good enough)
hehehehehe
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And why then is swinging only 102%?
Not if it includes ass kissing :giggle:
And it usually does.....................on my part anyway
Hey !!!!
According to this theory then my
M-A-N-A-G-E-R
13+1+14+1+7+4+18=58%.................thats not much :cry:
whereas me
F-O-R-K-T-R-U-C-K-D-R-I-V-E-R
6+15+18+11+20+18+21+3+11+4+18+9+22+5+18=199%
which is complete
B-O-L-L-O-C-K-S
(you do the maths, i'm gonna ask for a payrise based on this new evidence. Wish me luck
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