a little competition

23 Mar 2007

right, i have been thinking, we should do something fun here.
and you all know me, i dont like to do things by halfs.
i have decided to do a competition, no idea what the prize will be yet but it will be something better than nothing lol.
i need some ideas for how it will work though, one of my ideas was to guess the amount of pubes on tonguey or something, to make sure it was fair i would count them myself and pluck each one out as it was counted to make sure it was only counted once!
any better ideas?????

23 Mar 2007

Quote by well_busty_babe
right, i have been thinking, we should do something fun here.
and you all know me, i dont like to do things by halfs.
i have decided to do a competition, no idea what the prize will be yet but it will be something better than nothing lol.
i need some ideas for how it will work though, one of my ideas was to guess the amount of pubes on tonguey or something, to make sure it was fair i would count them myself and pluck each one out as it was counted to make sure it was only counted once!
any better ideas?????

Only problem with that is it will take you too long.
Maybe you could just wax them off and we can guess how loud he screams lol

23 Mar 2007

well i have a theory that the loudness of the scream would be in direct proportion to the number of hairs ripped out, so i think your plan would work.

23 Mar 2007

i do this on another (non sexual) forum. usually for daft stuff like bath salts, photo frame etc owt that can be posted cheaply lol!
questions vary - could be..
age lost virginity
number of men/women you hve slept with
middle name
county your were born in
or really daft like what your having for dinner!

23 Mar 2007

Quote by well_busty_babe
.... i would count them myself and pluck each one out as it was counted to make sure it was only counted once!
any better ideas?????

I think that is very honest and fair of you WBB but I fear there is a flaw in your plan.
To be certain that you got the figure right you'd have to count and recount - I suggest either in thousands or by the handful.
By the time you finished they'd have grown back and you'd have start all over again.
You could invite people to guess what is the fastest time you could shave 'em with a cut throat razor.
.

23 Mar 2007

I remember the last time you had a competition/challenge :shock: !
You ran me ragged for days and it was only through the grace and goodwill of the Site members I survived!
Never again!! :shock: redface

Mal

(It was bloody good fun though!!)

23 Mar 2007

We could stick Tonguey in a cage, whip his arse and see how loud he screams dunno

23 Mar 2007

Quote by Mal
I remember the last time you had a competition/challenge :shock: !
You ran me ragged for days and it was only through the grace and goodwill of the Site members I survived!
Never again!! :shock:
Mal

(It was bloody good fun though!!)

can i bite your arse

23 Mar 2007

Quote by westerross
I think that is very honest and fair of you WBB but I fear there is a flaw in your plan.
To be certain that you got the figure right you'd have to count and recount - I suggest either in thousands or by the handful.
By the time you finished they'd have grown back and you'd have start all over again.
You could invite people to guess what is the fastest time you could shave 'em with a cut throat razor.
.

Great idea :idea:
Maybe we can get hold of a set of them scales that banks have?
Or even cheaper - get the bank to weigh a thousand pubes, then have it logged on their machines.... that way you can just pull a clump of hairs out, take em to your local bank and they can tell you how many over/under you are biggrin

It'll save a lot of time and eliminate the chance of mistakes/losing count :thumbup:
And if we're really really lucky, the bank will be next door to an environmental health place, who can take one of their noise measuring machines to the car and measure the still screaming Tonguey :happy:

23 Mar 2007

who is Tonguey confused

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23 Mar 2007

Quote by st3v3
who is Tonguey :

Now that is a very good question, one we have wondered about for years :lol2:
The_Tongue is soon to be Mr well_busty_babe :thumbup:

23 Mar 2007

Quote by st3v3
who is Tonguey :

I am when I have had a few drinks, but I tend to quieten down a bit when sober! :? :? :? :? lol

:lol:

24 Mar 2007

Quote by Sgt Bilko
I am when I have had a few drinks, but I tend to quieten down a bit when sober! :? :? :? :lol:

I think that remark was a bit tongueycheek. :lol:

24 Mar 2007

Quote by MikeNorth

I am when I have had a few drinks, but I tend to quieten down a bit when sober! :? :? :? :lol:

I think that remark was a bit tongueycheek. :lol:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I think this conversations going a bit "pete tongue"
Cx

24 Mar 2007

you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol

:lol: :lol:

24 Mar 2007

Quote by st3v3
who is Tonguey :

The Tongue.
That's WBB's other half. Keep up St3v3 lol

24 Mar 2007

Quote by st3v3
who is Tonguey :

He was very charming to me this week :twisted:

24 Mar 2007

while you lot are all galavanting about in Bristol, I'm bored, stuck in by the phone but need my mind taking off things...so...
to hijack the thread for one night only ....:lol2:
filthy pm's to my pm box please, first one to either make me go : : or : : or 'OMG yes!.gif: gets a pint or two at the next Munch or dinner, take ya pick.
(the fact that i need to run a competition just to get dirty pm's sent to me says it all really doesnt it rotflmao

:sad

24 Mar 2007

Quote by Darkfire
while you lot are all galavanting about in Bristol, I'm bored, stuck in by the phone but need my mind taking off things...so...
to hijack the thread for one night only ....:lol2:
filthy pm's to my pm box please, first one to either make me go : : or : : or 'OMG yes!.gif: gets a pint or two at the next Munch or dinner, take ya pick.
(the fact that i need to run a competition just to get dirty pm's sent to me says it all really doesnt it :sad

And when you've finished in Darkfire's pm box, send them to mine biggrin