I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a
year, and so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, friends encouraged me, and my
girlfriend?
She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and
that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years
of age, dressed provocatively and was quite a flirt.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations. I was surprised to find her home alone.
She told me of her attraction to me and propositioned me.
I was flabbergasted.
She rationalized that it would be okay
before the marriage while everyone was still single and that we
could not do it after I married her sister.
I was so stunned I didn't know what to say. She went up the
stairs to her bedroom and said if I didn't follow her, that she would
understand.
I was stunned. I stood there in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs.
Then I immediately turned and went straight to the front door.
I opened the door, stepped out of the house and walked straight
towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,
"We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car
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