A natural reaction, that you should stop

14 Oct 2008

When I have just come around after a 2 week painkiller induced floating with the fairies sleep, I was glad to be here. Alex had come to visit me and my cheekiness level had risen. I can not remember what I was cheeky about but Alexs' reaction was to right swing and "SMACK" :shock: right across the top of my head.
Do bear in mind I had just had a brain operation 2 weeks earlier lol

, I was in a bit of agony again.
So what have you done in a natural reaction to something?
See, I told you lot I am a battered husband and nobody believed me lol

Dave_Notts
PS She was horrified what she done, it was just a natural thing to do when I am in a devilish mood of being cheeky. I have been known to leave a social with bruises all over my body and not one of them has been put there in pleasure lol

14 Oct 2008

A bang on the head would be good for some. lol

14 Oct 2008

Dont play fight someone with pots on their arms....
The pots will always win and a late night trip to casualty isnt much fun :giggle:

14 Oct 2008

Quote by TanKinky
Dont play fight someone with pots on their arms....
The pots will always win and a late night trip to casualty isnt much fun :giggle:

:shock: :shock: lol

Took me time to work this out.............then I howled with laughter.
Dave_Notts

14 Oct 2008

Quote by Dave__Notts
Dont play fight someone with pots on their arms....
The pots will always win and a late night trip to casualty isnt much fun :giggle:

:shock: :shock: lol

Took me time to work this out.............then I howled with laughter.
Dave_Notts
Poor dek had a bust nose :shock: now it did look like he was a beaten and bruised hubby as my pots were covered in blood to redface

14 Oct 2008

Quote by TanKinky
Dont play fight someone with pots on their arms....
The pots will always win and a late night trip to casualty isnt much fun :giggle:

:shock: :shock: lol

Took me time to work this out.............then I howled with laughter.
Dave_Notts
Poor dek had a bust nose :shock: now it did look like he was a beaten and bruised hubby as my pots were covered in blood to redface

OMFG
I now have the scene planted in my head. You two are soooooo much like us. Do you get lost on the way to Munches? While using a Sat-nav? If you do, then you are our long lost twins lol

Dave_Notts

14 Oct 2008

Quote by Dave__Notts
OMFG
I now have the scene planted in my head. You two are soooooo much like us. Do you get lost on the way to Munches? While using a Sat-nav? If you do, then you are our long lost twins
Dave_Notts

He wont own a sat-nav but we the ones sat on the side of the french motorway dragging everything out the car because we cant find the wallet with the bank cards in to pay the toll fearing we had left them in the hotel in margate :laughabove: then making a wrong turn and having to pay twice the tolls :doh: we are not lost we taking a scenic detour.....

14 Oct 2008

Quote by kentswingers777
A bang on the head would be good for some.

A agree!

14 Oct 2008

Stood on the toilet to throw water at my son in the garden after he soaked me first.
I ended up in plaster for 5 weeks after falling down it breaking my big toe rolleyes

14 Oct 2008

well dave me mara lol

not a natural reaction jus a touch of mrs numtyism after a op (had me eyes lazered) and had 2 big fook off patchs on me eyes for 2 days g(mrs numpty ) decided instead of bringing something like grapes or what ever in to hossy the convo goes " hi hun ive just brought you 2 books in ...to read" so i just tutted and said "well just hope the bastards are in braille" her " oops i didnt think" <<<<<<<<<<<did she ever lol

14 Oct 2008

Quote by Theladyisaminx
Stood on the toilet to throw water at my son in the garden after he soaked me first.
I ended up in plaster for 5 weeks after falling down it breaking my big toe

Another giggle time for me lol

Dave_Notts

14 Oct 2008

Quote by northeastcoupleuk
well dave me mara not a natural reaction jus a touch of mrs numtyism after a op (had me eyes lazered) and had 2 big fook off patchs on me eyes for 2 days g(mrs numpty ) decided instead of bringing something like grapes or what ever in to hossy the convo goes " hi hun ive just brought you 2 books in ...to read" so i just tutted and said "well just hope the bastards are in braille" her " oops i didnt think" <<<<<<<<<<<did she ever

Oh FFS.............I need to change me undies as I have just peed these ones. Is she Alexs' sister?
Dave_Notts

14 Oct 2008

I have an unnatural reaction. It has been instilled in me by being thrown across a room time and time again. Now each time I fall, I drop my right shoulder and roll, 360 degrees and stand up, all without thinking. Even having let my training slip, I still do it. I know, because I fell over a wash bucket and mop, last week. I still got soaked, but I rolled.

14 Oct 2008

Quote by Dave__Notts
well dave me mara not a natural reaction jus a touch of mrs numtyism after a op (had me eyes lazered) and had 2 big fook off patchs on me eyes for 2 days g(mrs numpty ) decided instead of bringing something like grapes or what ever in to hossy the convo goes " hi hun ive just brought you 2 books in ...to read" so i just tutted and said "well just hope the bastards are in braille" her " oops i didnt think" <<<<<<<<<<<did she ever

Oh FFS.............I need to change me undies as I have just peed these ones. Is she Alexs' sister?
Dave_Nottshope not dave that means we related and we both wont nar wat da fook we on aboot la lol

14 Oct 2008

i believe you seen it first hand biggrin

15 Oct 2008

My word, that tickled me...such a strong image from so few words!! LOL!

Quote by Theladyisaminx
Stood on the toilet to throw water at my son in the garden after he soaked me first.
I ended up in plaster for 5 weeks after falling down it breaking my big toe

15 Oct 2008

Wasps.....
I was in my student house alone and woke up at 6am morning to hear zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. I realised there were wasps in my room. I have a phobia about them. I freaked out, opened the door to run downstairs, only to see hundreds of them buzzing about in the house. In knickers, I ran straight down the stairs..grabbed a t-shirt and trainers from a friends room and left the house in sheer panic. I was in such blind panic that only a phobia can give you that I ran all the way to the police station in my knickers!! Trust me...that is an instinctive reaction I wish I'd managed to curb!!!!!!!! redface