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A period drama!

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She is driving me barmy, i am at my wit's end
i reckon she's losing the plot
her tempers are fierce, and her moods have no trend
it's a good job i love her a lot
She gives me no warning of what is in store,
and erupts at the drop of a hat
i've stopped trying to find out what is wrong any more
why she finds fault in this, and in that
My once gentle darling is now snapping, and snarling,
and all that i do is still wrong
being caring, and loving, reasuring, and giving
brings even more spite from her tongue
This female behaviour that causes such stress,
(that in men would be labelled,'quite mad')
has no rhyming, or reason, but when it's in season
PMS wears us blokes down a tad
Who else would she pick on to let it all out
with a force that leaves my ears ringing
well i've had enough. I'm not taking her,'stuff'
so i'm off to a club to go swinging!
lol innocent bolt
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in the ning-nang-nong where the cows go bong and the teapots jibber-jabber-joo.....
Spike Milligan
also....
can a parrot eat a carrot standing on its head
if i did that my mum would send me straight upstairs to bed.
also....
string is a wonderful thing
rope is thicker but string is quicker
who said bardism had to be profound biggrin
and lastly........
the sexual urges of a camel......are greater than any 1 thinks
for on the night of the mating season....it tries to seduce the sphynx
but the sphynx's sexual oracle......is blocked by the sands of the nile
and that explains the hump on the camels back
and the sphynx's inscrupable smile
there you go....and you lot thought i was only after a shag :shock:
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in the ning-nang-nong where the cows go bong and the teapots jibber-jabber-joo.....
Spike Milligan
also....
can a parrot eat a carrot standing on its head
if i did that my mum would send me straight upstairs to bed.
also....
string is a wonderful thing
rope is thicker but string is quicker
who said bardism had to be profound biggrin
and lastly........
the sexual urges of a camel......are greater than any 1 thinks
for on the night of the mating season....it tries to seduce the sphynx
but the sphynx's sexual oracle......is blocked by the sands of the nile
and that explains the hump on the camels back
and the sphynx's inscrupable smile
there you go....and you lot thought i was only after a shag :shock:

Excellent. Just what this site needs. 's have more of it i say. :D :D :D :D :D
Nice one Dargento. smile
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