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VenusnMars
Sex God
It has come to my attention that the site is of late, complete pants. Rather than sit back and bitch about this, I have conducted a search and have unearthed the following threads from the days that the site was not, in fact, pants.
YOU B*STARDS!!!!
A Southerner is for life.......
Wanted Davej
Is your son gonna be gay?
The Idiots Guide to Swinging for the Single Male
Letter from Clerk to Swinging Heaven Municipal Boro
The sanctity of marriage
First club experience
All those in favour of my sentiment say `aye` and bump the suggested threads, or other decent thread from the past. If nothing gets bumped, I shall consider my version of pants to be very different to anyone elses and shut the fuck up.
Right, I`m off to go fossil hunting with the kids.
Thankyou for your time wink
Venusxxx
davej
Sex God
Venus I thank you.
I have just read for the first time the 'wanted' thread, clearly done whilst I was away from the cafe on one of my regular 'sewing holidays'
........I now know who I need to greet with warm and friendly hugs at the next munch and who I need to follow into the toilets to have a gentle word in their 'shell like' evil
VenusnMars
Sex God
Quote by davej
and who I need to follow into the toilets to have a gentle word in their 'shell like' evil

Ooops! :uhoh: :giggle:
Well I`m back, after the wonderfully valuable and educational time spent with the kids, going fossil-hunting on the beach, in the snow. MOMF could be right. I think I`m an Ice Mummy :huh:
Venusxxx
Libra__Love
Sex God
Ah, things could be worse Venus.
Count your lucky stars you're not an Ice Pie! :shock: wink
:giggle:
Clarrich
Warming the Bed
can i adopt a southerner :smile2: ppplllleeeaassseeee i promise i will not look after him/her and make him do...ops i mean i will look after them and treat them right blast
Freckledbird
Sex God
Oh I love that idiot's guide
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
westerross
Sex God
Quote by davej
Venus I thank you.
I have just read for the first time the 'wanted' thread, clearly done whilst I was away from the cafe on one of my regular 'sewing holidays'
........I now know who I need to greet with warm and friendly hugs at the next munch and who I need to follow into the toilets to have a gentle word in their 'shell like' evil

There's only one thing missing from that thread!
Brilliant, Venus - breath of fresh air - you're a one-girl prize-awards awarding body. Oh God someone's mentioned Venus' body :inlove:
VenusnMars
Sex God
Why thank you Tune :mrgreen:
I have been sorely remiss however. How could I have forgotton the following?!
HOW SECURE A MEET WITH A FEMALE NYMPHOMANIAC. GUARUNTEED!!!! innocent
Venusxxx