A Question

9 Dec 2003

Quote by willxx69
It's OK. I know how things are. Still a little fantasising never hurt anyone and I am sure you wouldn't being waited on by a small army of SH guys all clad in black leather kilts emblazoned with your own livery.
You've had a hard day so close your eyes and imagine.
Now, has anyone else got any wishes to grant or am I going to have to resort to putting my own wish list up?

You know what Will - I COULD handle a little army of SH guys all clad in black leather kilts doing my every wish.... thanks for that!! I can visualize it now and it's a great comfort.
x xx x

9 Dec 2003

Quote by Will
For what it's worth I am great at both ironing and cooking and quite a little wizard with a hoover. Don't have a kilt of my own, but if you care to supply one I'll wear it - just for you.
So, if you want me to come and do all your ironing then cook you a three course meal all whilst clad in a black leather kilt - you have only to say the word.
Well, come on guys!! It is Christmas!

:twisted: You're sacked!! :twisted:

9 Dec 2003

Will you great big crawly arse lick!
Kick him for me as well Steve!

9 Dec 2003

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9 Dec 2003

Me a crawler? Too bloody right. biggrin

But think about it. Out of the two approaches, which result would you prefer? The reaction you get, or the reaction I get?
I rest my case! :smug: :smug:

10 Dec 2003

Quote by Will
But think about it. Out of the two approaches, which result would you prefer? The reaction you get, or the reaction I get?

Ooh!......what I wouldn't give to be that naive again! rolleyes

10 Dec 2003

Steve,
Leave him - he is not worth it!
Ask him when the last time he had sex was? :shock:

Quote by willxx69
1 shag in 4 weeks

Sounds to me like a dangerous overdose Fred. Wait for the weeks to turn into months, and then keep waiting some more. THEN I might have some sympathy.
mad

:x

Shuffles off muttering how some people don't know how lucky they are!!! Nice lady like Wilma and extra shags as well. No justice in this world
Now tell him when the last time you had it! 8)
Will - are we getting through to you yet? rotflmao

Playing patticake with the girlies aint getting you anywhere! - Become a Panda!

10 Dec 2003

Ouch, that hurt!!!! surprised

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10 Dec 2003

Will,
If you will go shouting your mouth off - what do you expect? (Have a look at my last post again!)
Hahahahahahaha :twisted: :twisted:

10 Dec 2003

Quote by willxx69
Ouch, that hurt!!!! uch:

Let me kiss it better Will!!
Wilma
x x x kiss

10 Dec 2003

retreats into his shell to lick his wounds
And I thought this Forum was a nice place. You're right Steve - far too naive!

10 Dec 2003

Quote by Flintstones
Ask him when the last time he had sex was? :shock:
1 shag in 4 weeks

Sounds to me like a dangerous overdose Fred. Wait for the weeks to turn into months, and then keep waiting some more. THEN I might have some sympathy.
mad

:x

Now tell him when the last time you had it! 8)
Will - are we getting through to you yet? rotflmao

Playing patticake with the girlies aint getting you anywhere! - Become a Panda!
The age old saying amongst the lads. 'Everybodyâ€™s friend, nobodyâ€™s lover!'
:P

11 Dec 2003

Quote by Sappho
Thanks for the good wishes, Steve!

...not sure that I'd sent any; but the kiss is certainly welcome.
steve
x

11 Dec 2003

Quote by steve_1
Thanks for the good wishes, Steve!

...not sure that I'd sent any; but the kiss is certainly welcome.
steve
x
Different Steve, Steve.... welcome back anyway!!
x

11 Dec 2003

Quote by Jags
Different Steve, Steve.... welcome back anyway!!
x

oops my mistake wink

maybe.
steve
x

11 Dec 2003

Quote by Steve_1
...not sure that I'd sent any; but the kiss is certainly welcome.
steve
x

OI!!! Stop nicking my kisses!! mad

11 Dec 2003

Fight - fight....
Gets out whistle and head protection - seconds ready???

11 Dec 2003

Jags,
If you havn't already noticed Steve is a little preoccupied despatching the poor hapless Will in another thread. No sooner is he done then I will fetch him here!
I will act as his second of course - but can you just check and see if there is anything in the rules about him entering the ring with someone elses blood on his clothes still. I don't know if he will have time to get changed but would hate him to loose this one on a technicality!
BTW - is this one bare hands or weapons?
Fred

11 Dec 2003

Fred mate. It's time for your medication.
No duellist worth his salt is going to want a second in nighty, slippers and fluffy handcuffs.....and where DID you get that nail varnish???? :shock:
Let me hand you back to these nice psychiatric nurses - they've missed you on the ward. There you go lads!!!! But don't bend over in front of him he has this thing about nurses.

11 Dec 2003

Quote by Flintstones
Jags,
If you havn't already noticed Steve is a little preoccupied despatching the poor hapless Will in another thread. No sooner is he done then I will fetch him here!
I will act as his second of course - but can you just check and see if there is anything in the rules about him entering the ring with someone elses blood on his clothes still. I don't know if he will have time to get changed but would hate him to loose this one on a technicality!
BTW - is this one bare hands or weapons?
Fred

Ooooh....bare hands I think!! Sounds more fun - but can you lose the fluffy stuff first? It makes you look a little like Eddie Izzard!

11 Dec 2003

Sorry Jags, but I think Fred is quite attached to the fluffy stuff now. After all, he did put it all on voluntarily and then cooked up this story about being forced by the girlies. I ask you.
Poor Wilma. She must be needing a real man round about now!!!
:shock:

11 Dec 2003

Quote by willxx69
Poor Wilma. She must be needing a real man round about now!!!:shock:

Pity - she won't find one in here!!
:lickface: banghead

11 Dec 2003

Jags wrote:

willxx69 wrote:
Poor Wilma. She must be needing a real man round about now!!!
Pity - she won't find one in here!!

Oh I don't know. I have heard that people do you know!! wink