Quote by Dawnie
I have visions of FB and PK typing with a condom on their hand now:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I've taken it off now.....how bonkers do you think I am :giggle:
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A question for the guys.
I've taken it off now.....how bonkers do you think I am :giggle:
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Quote by Dawnie
I've taken it off now.....how bonkers do you think I am :giggle:
You really don't want me to answer that
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Twirl Princess
:rotflmao:
OK OK.....so I'm a slightly bonkers twirling Princess.....but I don't try to type with a condom on my hand. Come on Dawnie....my nails would have ripped it :lol2:
and in future please refer to me as HRH.....I thought you knew better Dawnie :giggle:
Quote by poshkate
OK OK.....so I'm a slightly bonkers twirling Princess.....but I don't try to type with a condom on my hand. Come on Dawnie....my nails would have ripped it :lol2:
:doh: I should have know better :lol2:
Quote by poshkate
and in future please refer to me as HRH.....I thought you knew better Dawnie :giggle:
I would but I keep getting distracted by thoughts of a car park
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Quote by Dawnie
I would but I keep getting distracted by thoughts of a car park
I know nothing about car parks......
nothing at all.....nope......nothing :gagged: Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
I would but I keep getting distracted by thoughts of a car park
I know nothing about car parks......
nothing at all.....nope......nothing :gagged:OK, I must be mistaken :dunno:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:It's that dirty mind of yours going into overdrive again Mrs :rotflmao:
I'm a Princess....I would be seen doing anything in a car park :lol2:
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
I knew I'd get some stick for this.
You reckon?
Wait until the regulars arrive... :wink:
we not all as rude as you
Try going to the family planning and asking for their advice
Any anyway condoms arnt ment to be comfy thats how they work, they annoy the shit out you that much you'd sonner go without.....
.....failing that you could always ask de sade if you can borrow his fully laytex body suit!! :shock: he really has one you know with a pocket for dental damms just incase ;)
sorry was i actually even allowed to asnwer this seeing as it was a 'questipon for the guys' ??
Yes i was gonna say the family planning clinic. I know they do larger sized ones because my friend got a huge bag of them when she was with her ex bloke.
Quote by jaymar
i had sex today with a man who is working on my house after he finished he said "so it wasnt to big for you then??"
:shock:just like that? he was working in your house and you bent ova?? come.. tell me more...
it wasnt the first time :shock: and erm it was a quicky as the plasterers were downstairs
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Quote by Dawnie
I have visions of FB and PK typing with a condom on their hand now
Makes the keys a bit sticky, I have to say
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Quote by Freckledbird
It's the " I can't find condoms that are comfortable" reason for no condom fun. Not the "I can't find condoms that fit". Of course a condom will fit and, yes, I could stand there stretching it in the heat of the moment but lets face it, I'm not going to.
I could have chosen the option of buying one of each of the seventy brands or so that are on the market but at the average of £4 a packet.... would you. I think not.
My wrist measures 7.5" around. I just got a Durex fetherlite over my hand. Easily.
Well done Freckledbird!
I still can't believe you went to all that trouble, but it's also possible to get a condom over your head, so they do stretch quite a bit.
:doh:
I think Mr-tickle has been rumbled! True or not you did set yourself up dude!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
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Quote by anais
I have been told that if you warm a condom up in hot water. It can stretch enough to go over an old red telephone box! Seems it was quite an amusing thing to do when someone was inside using the phone!
Sorry, anais, doesn't seem to work:
- I just love googling!
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Quote by winchwench
Hang on a moment!
I go out for a few hours, and what do I miss????
PK & FB fisting :shock:
In latex :shock: :shock:
In the daytime :shock: :shock: :shock:
tried it with a Condomi, a cheapo nasty one and a Mates today and they fit too. Comfortably. Sex God
Quote by winchwench
Hmm. This may be turning into something of an issue dear.
Possibly. I've only tried them on my left hand. My right hand could potentially be having unsafer sex! :? :shock:
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Quote by winchwench
Ah. Here lies the solution......stick it in a toilet roll tube!
My hand's not that feckin small! Bloody hell, size does matter eh?
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Quote by poshkate
I've no idea what you are insinuating Mrs
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Quote by poshkate
...............I'm a Princess....I would be seen doing anything in a car park :lol2:
Important word in the above sentence "seen" :P
:giggle: ....
UhOh...
:lol2:As for the question on page 1 .... dunno mate. Never had that problem myself. :smug:
:doh: :lol2:
Quote by MikeNorth
I have been told that if you warm a condom up in hot water. It can stretch enough to go over an old red telephone box! Seems it was quite an amusing thing to do when someone was inside using the phone!
Sorry, anais, doesn't seem to work:
- I just love googling!
They obviously used extra, extra small :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by poshkate:gagged:
I've no idea what you are insinuating Mrs :? Us Princesses wouldn't talk about rudey stuff like that :lol2:
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Quote by Dawnie:gagged:
I've no idea what you are insinuating Mrs
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Did Twirling Princess fool you anais because she didn't fool me for a minute
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:No, Pricess Twirly Knickers didnt fool me for a mo..... I was trying to be discrete :lol2: :lol2:
Quote by Dawnie
No, Pricess Twirly Knickers didnt fool me for a mo..... I was trying to be discrete :lol2: :lol2:
I never mentioned the sexy black knickers, you did :eeek:
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao: :eeek: :shock: Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrhhhhh, but I didn't mention they were black seethrough lacy ones did I :smug: :smug:
Quote by anais
No, Pricess Twirly Knickers didnt fool me for a mo..... I was trying to be discrete :lol2: :lol2:
I never mentioned the sexy black knickers, you did :eeek:
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao: :eeek: :shock: Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrhhhhh, but I didn't mention they were black seethrough lacy ones did I :smug: :smug:
You did now :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
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