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Quote by anais
I have been told that if you warm a condom up in hot water. It can stretch enough to go over an old red telephone box! Seems it was quite an amusing thing to do when someone was inside using the phone! confused :? :?

rotflmao
I do worry about how you find out some of this stuff Mrs :giggle:
Quote by Mr-tickle
Hi folks,
I have a problem with condoms fitting because of my girth and I have tried most brands but cannot find any that are comfortable.
dunno
Does anyone know of any that accommodate for those who are a little thicker, in girth. confused:

Hmmmm I'm wondering why you're asking anyway, since you say this in your profile:
Quote by Mr-tickle's profile
I am only looking for "no condom" fun.

Or is the 'can't find condoms that fit', the reason you want 'no condom fun'?
Quote by Mrcoupleseekfun
ohhhhhhhh hark at you lol

rotflmao hmm quite.
Quote by de_sade
Tried butting a toilet roll holder over your knob? (

You are getting wittier by the day - you are starting to make me chuckle, this will never do rotflmao
Quote by anais
Hi folks,
I have a problem with condoms fitting because of my girth and I have tried most brands but cannot find any that are comfortable.
dunno
Does anyone know of any that accommodate for those who are a little thicker, in girth. confused:

i have yet to find a condom that i can't stretch over my head and don't believe me...ask me at the next munch lol
so why the fuck will they not fit over a thick cock :?
fil
btw i've heard all the jokes there is to hear, about being a dick head, whilst i'm doin it :lol:
I have been told that if you warm a condom up in hot water. It can stretch enough to go over an old red telephone box! Seems it was quite an amusing thing to do when someone was inside using the phone! :? :? :?
how much of a laugh would that be with the telephone box :lol: :twisted:
and my bro in law does the condom on the head thing, pulls it down to just under his nose, and inflates it with his nose, and it gets around 2 foot high!!
Oh eck, the regulars have arrived. rolleyes
Quote by dekntan
:eeek: i dont think it looks that big redface

Kind of what I thought, not that it matters to me, size, girth, VVWE, VWE, WE, pencil think.. yada yada..
BUT there are plenty of condoms that will fit your rod me dear, me thinks you are fooling with us! lol
Quote by poshkate
I have been told that if you warm a condom up in hot water. It can stretch enough to go over an old red telephone box! Seems it was quite an amusing thing to do when someone was inside using the phone! confused :? :?

rotflmao
I do worry about how you find out some of this stuff Mrs :giggle:
I mix with some very strange and interesting people on my weekends
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Quote by jaymar
:eeek: i dont think it looks that big redface

Kind of what I thought, not that it matters to me, size, girth, VVWE, VWE, WE, pencil think.. yada yada..
BUT there are plenty of condoms that will fit your rod me dear, me thinks you are fooling with us! lol
i had sex today with a man who is working on my house after he finished he said "so it wasnt to big for you then??"
erm erm erm surprisedops: no lube no foreplay just bend ova n oops it went straight in :shock: erm so nope it wasnt to big lol
I'm inches in girth (OK so it was the average of 530 measurements! dunno ) so I just slip on a recycling bag!
Only problem is Angelica keeps putting me out with the rubbish.
Never was any good at self publicity - me! rolleyes
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Quote by jaymar
:eeek: i dont think it looks that big redface

Kind of what I thought, not that it matters to me, size, girth, VVWE, VWE, WE, pencil think.. yada yada..
BUT there are plenty of condoms that will fit your rod me dear, me thinks you are fooling with us! lol
i was just about to say something similar......after looking at the photos, i would have thought a normal run of the mill condom would do nicely dunno
No folks, it wasn't a "look at me" thread and I don't claim to have a huge penis. I just wanted a little advise to a little problem and directed the question to those who would Men. redface
If you don't ask, you don't get! smile
Quote by Mr-tickle
No folks, it wasn't a "look at me" thread and I don't claim to have a huge penis. I just wanted a little advise to a little problem and directed the question to those who would Men. redface
If you don't ask, you don't get! smile

OK, I find anything other than Mates Xtra Pleasure too tight - but I guess that's not in the enormous league - so may not be too much help. But I think something tighter would be better for anal.
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Quote by Freckledbird
Hi folks,
I have a problem with condoms fitting because of my girth and I have tried most brands but cannot find any that are comfortable.
dunno
Does anyone know of any that accommodate for those who are a little thicker, in girth. confused:

Hmmmm I'm wondering why you're asking anyway, since you say this in your profile:
Quote by Mr-tickle's profile
I am only looking for "no condom" fun.

Or is the 'can't find condoms that fit', the reason you want 'no condom fun'?
Must agree with FB I looked and thought eh???? Given the thread topic. 'No condom fun' seems a bit odd. Mind you maybe good sense and responsibilty prevails. And at last the concept of using a condom becomes a good idea.
Pssssst hey use a condom. You know it makes sense!
It's the " I can't find condoms that are comfortable" reason for no condom fun. Not the "I can't find condoms that fit". Of course a condom will fit and, yes, I could stand there stretching it in the heat of the moment but lets face it, I'm not going to.
I could have chosen the option of buying one of each of the seventy brands or so that are on the market but at the average of £4 a packet.... would you. I think not. rolleyes
Quote by Mr-tickle
It's the " I can't find condoms that are comfortable" reason for no condom fun. Not the "I can't find condoms that fit". Of course a condom will fit and, yes, I could stand there stretching it in the heat of the moment but lets face it, I'm not going to.
I could have chosen the option of buying one of each of the seventy brands or so that are on the market but at the average of £4 a packet.... would you. I think not. rolleyes

My wrist measures 7.5" around. I just got a Durex fetherlite over my hand. Easily.
Is it comfortable? leave it on for 20 mins and get back to me. wink
Quote by sexkittenhfx

i was just about to say something similar......after looking at the photos, i would have thought a normal run of the mill condom would do nicely dunno

yes id have thought so to
and to answer mr tickle about it being a thread for men to answer us women have a better concept of size rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: and quite a mahority of the posters are women biggrin just food for thought
Quote by Mr-tickle
Is it comfortable? leave it on for 20 mins and get back to me. wink

20 minutes :crazy:
i always thought 5 minutes was too long :doh: :doh: thats where i have been going wrong
I'm always open to opinion.
I'm off folks. Time to have some fun. A posh wank with the rubber band cut! biggrin
Quote by de_sade
As I said "you know you're bad, your bad, you know it... :karaoke: ...Shamon"
lol

Moi? :angel:
Quote by anais
I have been told that if you warm a condom up in hot water. It can stretch enough to go over an old red telephone box! Seems it was quite an amusing thing to do when someone was inside using the phone! confused :? :?

rotflmao
I do worry about how you find out some of this stuff Mrs :giggle:
I mix with some very strange and interesting people on my weekends
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
I've no idea what you are insinuating Mrs :? Us Princesses wouldn't talk about rudey stuff like that :lol2:
Quote by Freckledbird
It's the " I can't find condoms that are comfortable" reason for no condom fun. Not the "I can't find condoms that fit". Of course a condom will fit and, yes, I could stand there stretching it in the heat of the moment but lets face it, I'm not going to.
I could have chosen the option of buying one of each of the seventy brands or so that are on the market but at the average of £4 a packet.... would you. I think not. rolleyes

My wrist measures 7.5" around. I just got a Durex fetherlite over my hand. Easily.
:shock: FB! I cannot believe you've just tried that! rotflmao
Quote by dekntan
i had sex today with a man who is working on my house after he finished he said "so it wasnt to big for you then??"

:shock:just like that? he was working in your house and you bent ova?? come.. tell me more... cool
Quote by jaymar
It's the " I can't find condoms that are comfortable" reason for no condom fun. Not the "I can't find condoms that fit". Of course a condom will fit and, yes, I could stand there stretching it in the heat of the moment but lets face it, I'm not going to.
I could have chosen the option of buying one of each of the seventy brands or so that are on the market but at the average of £4 a packet.... would you. I think not. rolleyes

My wrist measures 7.5" around. I just got a Durex fetherlite over my hand. Easily.
:shock: FB! I cannot believe you've just tried that! rotflmao
I've just tried it with a Mates Natural and that went on pretty easily too :lol2:
Quote by poshkate
It's the " I can't find condoms that are comfortable" reason for no condom fun. Not the "I can't find condoms that fit". Of course a condom will fit and, yes, I could stand there stretching it in the heat of the moment but lets face it, I'm not going to.
I could have chosen the option of buying one of each of the seventy brands or so that are on the market but at the average of £4 a packet.... would you. I think not. rolleyes

My wrist measures 7.5" around. I just got a Durex fetherlite over my hand. Easily.
:shock: FB! I cannot believe you've just tried that! rotflmao
I've just tried it with a Mates Natural and that went on pretty easily too :lol2:
See! Not just me redface
There is a saying that women are rather good at applying condoms, how has your partner faired doing this task? wink
Quote by Freckledbird
It's the " I can't find condoms that are comfortable" reason for no condom fun. Not the "I can't find condoms that fit". Of course a condom will fit and, yes, I could stand there stretching it in the heat of the moment but lets face it, I'm not going to.
I could have chosen the option of buying one of each of the seventy brands or so that are on the market but at the average of £4 a packet.... would you. I think not. rolleyes

My wrist measures 7.5" around. I just got a Durex fetherlite over my hand. Easily.
:shock: FB! I cannot believe you've just tried that! rotflmao
I've just tried it with a Mates Natural and that went on pretty easily too :lol2:
See! Not just me redface
I only did it 'cos you did it first surprisedops: biggrin
I have visions of FB and PK typing with a condom on their hand now rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: