Quote by Dawnie
I have visions of FB and PK typing with a condom on their hand now:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I've taken it off now.....how bonkers do you think I am :giggle:
Quote by Dawnie
I've taken it off now.....how bonkers do you think I am :giggle:
Quote by poshkate
OK OK.....so I'm a slightly bonkers twirling Princess.....but I don't try to type with a condom on my hand. Come on Dawnie....my nails would have ripped it :lol2:
Quote by poshkate
and in future please refer to me as HRH.....I thought you knew better Dawnie :giggle:
Quote by Dawnie
I would but I keep getting distracted by thoughts of a car park
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I knew I'd get some stick for this.![]()
Quote by jaymar
i had sex today with a man who is working on my house after he finished he said "so it wasnt to big for you then??"
Quote by Freckledbird
It's the " I can't find condoms that are comfortable" reason for no condom fun. Not the "I can't find condoms that fit". Of course a condom will fit and, yes, I could stand there stretching it in the heat of the moment but lets face it, I'm not going to.
I could have chosen the option of buying one of each of the seventy brands or so that are on the market but at the average of £4 a packet.... would you. I think not.
Quote by poshkate
I've no idea what you are insinuating MrsUs Princesses wouldn't talk about rudey stuff like that :lol2:
Quote by poshkate
...............I'm a Princess....I would be seen doing anything in a car park :lol2:
Quote by MikeNorth
I have been told that if you warm a condom up in hot water. It can stretch enough to go over an old red telephone box! Seems it was quite an amusing thing to do when someone was inside using the phone!:? :?
Quote by poshkate:gagged:
I've no idea what you are insinuating Mrs :? Us Princesses wouldn't talk about rudey stuff like that :lol2:
Quote by Dawnie:gagged:
I've no idea what you are insinuating MrsUs Princesses wouldn't talk about rudey stuff like that :lol2:
Quote by Dawnie
No, Pricess Twirly Knickers didnt fool me for a mo..... I was trying to be discrete :lol2: :lol2:
Quote by anais
No, Pricess Twirly Knickers didnt fool me for a mo..... I was trying to be discrete :lol2: :lol2: