A question for the guys.

26 Sep 2007

Hi folks,
I have a problem with condoms fitting because of my girth and I have tried most brands but cannot find any that are comfortable.
dunno

Does anyone know of any that accommodate for those who are a little thicker, in girth. confused

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26 Sep 2007

ohhhhhhhh hark at you lol

Mates do xl sizes

26 Sep 2007

I knew I'd get some stick for this. lol

Thank you. wink

26 Sep 2007

Hi there,
I've found an online company called british condoms dot com to be excellent. Try the Trojan Extra Large. The company deliver directly via post and i've ordered one day and had the delivery the next.
Good luck
Sx

26 Sep 2007

Quote by de_sade
I knew I'd get some stick for this.

You reckon?
Wait until the regulars arrive... :wink:
biggrin

we not all as rude as you confused

Try going to the family planning and asking for their advice
Any anyway condoms arnt ment to be comfy thats how they work, they annoy the shit out you that much you'd sonner go without.....
.....failing that you could always ask de sade if you can borrow his fully laytex body suit!! :shock: he really has one you know with a pocket for dental damms just incase ;)
sorry was i actually even allowed to asnwer this seeing as it was a 'questipon for the guys' ??

26 Sep 2007

Quote by de_sade
I knew I'd get some stick for this.

You reckon?
Wait until the regulars arrive... :wink:
biggrin

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Pinocchio! Pinocchio! Pinocchio!

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26 Sep 2007

You're all sooo naughty. smackbottom

26 Sep 2007

I'm about around and find trojan XXL to be the best.

26 Sep 2007

Quote by Mr-tickle
You're all sooo naughty.

where are you from again lol

26 Sep 2007

Quote by de_sade
Tried butting a toilet roll holder over your knob? Oh yes, I remember you did that in your profile pic...

I thought you were joking

:rotflmao:
Cling-film dunno

This has to be a 'look at me' thread surely :dunno:

26 Sep 2007

Quote by Dawnie

Tried butting a toilet roll holder over your knob? Oh yes, I remember you did that in your profile pic...

I thought you were joking

:rotflmao:
Cling-film dunno

This has to be a 'look at me' thread surely :dunno:
Well a look at me knob thread anyway lol

26 Sep 2007

Quote by Stormwalker
Well a look at me knob thread anyway

Was that an offer from you then Stormy ;)

26 Sep 2007

Quote by Dawnie

Well a look at me knob thread anyway

Was that an offer from you then Stormy ;)
get your glasses on then...I can’t compete with a toilet roll. redface

26 Sep 2007

Quote by Mr-tickle
Hi folks,
I have a problem with condoms fitting because of my girth and I have tried most brands but cannot find any that are comfortable.

Does anyone know of any that accommodate for those who are a little thicker, in girth. :

You're sposed to put them on ya willy not get both legs in em :roll:
Sorry couldnt resist redface

very bad form I know wink

26 Sep 2007

Ahhh you dont need the normal bog sized condoms then? lol

I was told by our sexual health trainer that there is 121 different sizes, just a case of finding the right one for you. And they are meant to be reasonabley tight so they dont come off.... not so tight it goes blue and drops off though. confused

:? :?
Have you tried Pasante condoms? They tend to be on the larger side I think. smile

26 Sep 2007

If its that big, what about a crisp packet?....just steer clear of the salt and vinegar ones :shock: lol

26 Sep 2007

Quote by Bonedigger
If its that big, what about a crisp packet?....just steer clear of the salt and vinegar ones :shock:

There's a joke in there somewhere!
:shock:

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26 Sep 2007

Quote by Stormwalker

Well a look at me knob thread anyway

Was that an offer from you then Stormy ;)
get your glasses on then...I can’t compete with a toilet roll. redface

Why don't you get a pic on your profile, not like your mother in law is going to see it or anything rotflmao

26 Sep 2007

Quote by de_sade
I'm about around and find trojan XXL to be the best.

Hang on, this could turn into a competition...
My turn ...Errr...I find Trojan XXXL to be the best
:rude:
Beat that...
I'll see your trojan XXXL, and raise you a Mates Megabig!!!

26 Sep 2007

Quote by Bonedigger
I'm about around and find trojan XXL to be the best.

Hang on, this could turn into a competition...
My turn ...Errr...I find Trojan XXXL to be the best
:rude:
Beat that...
I'll see your trojan XXXL, and raise you a Mates Megabig!!!
They're waaaaaayyyyyy too small for me!!!!!!

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PS
in my dreams lol

26 Sep 2007

Quote by Dawnie

Well a look at me knob thread anyway

Was that an offer from you then Stormy ;)
get your glasses on then...I can’t compete with a toilet roll. redface

Why don't you get a pic on your profile, not like your mother in law is going to see it or anything rotflmao

ops:
I am mortified …..
Oh and .. smackbottom

while were at it.

26 Sep 2007

lol...
And i thought we all wore xxxxxxxl
And No I can't get a toilet roll holder on mine! And I have no trouble getting them to fit.. What the hell have you got man?? I think Proof is in order to be taken seriously on here lol..
Oh dear oh dear oh dear.... lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

26 Sep 2007

Ask a serious question and what do you get! Well at least I got a little help and as for the rest of you, thanks for making me laugh. At least it's kept you amused for the afternoon lol

Until my next question, bye for now. wave

26 Sep 2007

Quote by Mr-tickle
Hi folks,
I have a problem with condoms fitting because of my girth and I have tried most brands but cannot find any that are comfortable.

Does anyone know of any that accommodate for those who are a little thicker, in girth. :

i have yet to find a condom that i can't stretch over my head and don't believe me...ask me at the next munch lol

so why the fuck will they not fit over a thick cock :?
fil
btw i've heard all the jokes there is to hear, about being a dick head, whilst i'm doin it :lol:

26 Sep 2007

my ex had some that were made to measure.
dont ask me how coz im not sure...i will ask him biggrin

26 Sep 2007

Quote by Dawnie

Tried butting a toilet roll holder over your knob? Oh yes, I remember you did that in your profile pic...

I thought you were joking

:rotflmao:
Cling-film dunno

This has to be a 'look at me' thread surely :dunno:
It could be the inner of a roll of cling film :dunno:
Yep, definitely a 'look at me' - it worked though. Seen bigger, seen smaller.

26 Sep 2007

Quote by lilnfil
Hi folks,
I have a problem with condoms fitting because of my girth and I have tried most brands but cannot find any that are comfortable.

Does anyone know of any that accommodate for those who are a little thicker, in girth. :

i have yet to find a condom that i can't stretch over my head and don't believe me...ask me at the next munch lol

so why the fuck will they not fit over a thick cock :?
fil
btw i've heard all the jokes there is to hear, about being a dick head, whilst i'm doin it :lol:
I have been told that if you warm a condom up in hot water. It can stretch enough to go over an old red telephone box! Seems it was quite an amusing thing to do when someone was inside using the phone! :? :? :?

26 Sep 2007

Quote by anais
I have been told that if you warm a condom up in hot water. It can stretch enough to go over an old red telephone box! Seems it was quite an amusing thing to do when someone was inside using the phone! :? :?

Bloody hell :shock:

26 Sep 2007

:eeek: i dont think it looks that big redface

what?????
ok ok am just greedy bolt

26 Sep 2007

Quote by anais
I have been told that if you warm a condom up in hot water. It can stretch enough to go over an old red telephone box! Seems it was quite an amusing thing to do when someone was inside using the phone! :? :?

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