OK guys, honestly, what if you read something like.....
I am a 28 year old Public House Landlady, blonde, curvy and desperate to be your sex-slave. Your looks, age, build and penis size are not at all important, just a sense of adventure.
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A question for the guys.
Warming the Bed
Pololady - I find your avatar pic with those boobs intriguing enough, but a nicely worded ad would prob get me to (finally) send a mail. I think a slong as it is form a genuine person rather than someone trying to get pics or send to a different website you should be onto a winner! Surely the ladies get loads of (probably naff) replies anyway?
Quote by WickedWindsor
Surely the ladies get loads of (probably naff) replies anyway?
Yes. But I was just being nosey.
I want to see the real diference between the womans wants, the couples wants and the guys wants - in respect to WOW factor in ads.
I have placed an ad before that said little more than "good shag wanted tonight" and low and behold the PM's that came from couples and guys who had previously been slating 'single guys' for writing poor ads :shock:
I wonder how many guys won't put an honest answer here for fear of getting a slating later?
Do guys really want an intelligent, well mannered, polite post or a dirty slut that is gagging for it? When the chips are down will opportunity + willingness = done deal!
Of course there will be different answers from different people - that's why I asked - if I thought it was going to be the same answer from everyone - why bother asking?
Warming the Bed
i think a well mannered, intelligent polite and humorous post ( but indicating a dirty slut!) would be the best option
seriously though - yes us guys can read a one liner and think heel yeah go for it but i personally would like a bit more info about what you wouldwant from a meet.
i havent met anyone on here ....yet but hoping to and i dont expect to jump str8 into bed so getting to know peeps a bit is good i'd say
x
seriously though - yes us guys can read a one liner and think heel yeah go for it but i personally would like a bit more info about what you wouldwant from a meet.
i havent met anyone on here ....yet but hoping to and i dont expect to jump str8 into bed so getting to know peeps a bit is good i'd say
x
Sex God
Well I was hoping that a well worded ad in the LMU section might generate some interesting replies. In fairness, I have had PMs from someone I'd be interested in meeting, but I'm greedy and wanted more :lol2:
Most of the replies in the actual thread have been good luck type things. Lets hope my luck is good ;)
Most of the replies in the actual thread have been good luck type things. Lets hope my luck is good ;)
Quote by PoloLady
Surely the ladies get loads of (probably naff) replies anyway?
Yes. But I was just being nosey.
I want to see the real diference between the womans wants, the couples wants and the guys wants - in respect to WOW factor in ads.
I have placed an ad before that said little more than "good shag wanted tonight" and low and behold the PM's that came from couples and guys who had previously been slating 'single guys' for writing poor ads :shock:
I wonder how many guys won't put an honest answer here for fear of getting a slating later?
Do guys really want an intelligent, well mannered, polite post or a dirty slut that is gagging for it? When the chips are down will opportunity + willingness = done deal!
Of course there will be different answers from different people - that's why I asked - if I thought it was going to be the same answer from everyone - why bother asking?
I think that many guys fantasise about " Do guys really want an intelligent, well mannered, polite post or a dirty slut that is gagging for it? When the chips are down will opportunity + willingness = done deal!"
But , really they are intimidated with that sort of ad... I mean they would love to meet up with this liberated, agressive woman, but they either don't have the balls or dont believe the ad. Many guys will fantasise about this - but wont go there - it's just a fantasy!!!
I am part of a couple and we have had a fair few wonderful experiences from people we have met on SH ...
Off to take my medicine again xxx
Paul
Warming the Bed
wow MQ that was spot on................................
Quote by willxx69
Something witty and self effacing but well spelt and punctuated (I know, I know but I have a thing about language!) would definitely get my attention. I suppose that what it boils down to is an indication that someone has intelligence but doesn't take themselves too seriously. I realise that others may disagree, this is just the way I feel.
Will, a semi-colon, indicating 'additional information' would have been more appropriate after the sentance, 'I realise that others may disagree'.
Quote by cpl_193529_s_wales
Something witty and self effacing but well spelt and punctuated (I know, I know but I have a thing about language!) would definitely get my attention. I suppose that what it boils down to is an indication that someone has intelligence but doesn't take themselves too seriously. I realise that others may disagree, this is just the way I feel.
Will, a semi-colon, indicating 'additional information' would have been more appropriate after the sentance, 'I realise that others may disagree'.
Personall, my perfect ad would be....
"Hi, we are three gorgeous models who live in a superb penthouse on the beautiful island of Barbados and we are fed up of having no-one to watch us play with eachother and need a man (with a camera) to fill us up.
We are looking for a guy over 6'8" tall who is just WE, not VWE and answers to the name of Danny.
We are willing to pay for your flight and put you up here for the week although we would be happy if you stay longer.
We will supply copious amounts of beer and brandy, which you would be required to lick off us at regular intervals.
We all support Arsenal and think that cockney accents are adorable."
But I would be more than happy to settle for.....
"Hi,
I live near you, come and get me".
:twisted:
"Hi, we are three gorgeous models who live in a superb penthouse on the beautiful island of Barbados and we are fed up of having no-one to watch us play with eachother and need a man (with a camera) to fill us up.
We are looking for a guy over 6'8" tall who is just WE, not VWE and answers to the name of Danny.
We are willing to pay for your flight and put you up here for the week although we would be happy if you stay longer.
We will supply copious amounts of beer and brandy, which you would be required to lick off us at regular intervals.
We all support Arsenal and think that cockney accents are adorable."
But I would be more than happy to settle for.....
"Hi,
I live near you, come and get me".
:twisted:
Sex God
Quote by cpl_193529_s_wales
Something witty and self effacing but well spelt and punctuated (I know, I know but I have a thing about language!) would definitely get my attention. I suppose that what it boils down to is an indication that someone has intelligence but doesn't take themselves too seriously. I realise that others may disagree, this is just the way I feel.
Will, a semi-colon, indicating 'additional information' would have been more appropriate after the sentance, 'I realise that others may disagree'.A fair point, but I get the p*ss taken out of me enough as it is. If I start peppering my posts with perfectly positioned semi-colons I can just imagine the howls of derision with which I would be bombarded.
I get the impression that PoloLady is a little irritated that we haven't given her the answer she wants. The trouble is, I don't know what answer she wants and I am beginning to think that she probably doesn't either. The fact is, it is hard to create an example because lots of different things could inspire one to respond. However (if I were still looking), I suppose something like this would get my attention..........
"Intelligent and reasonably well educated lady seeks similar minded male for fun and conversation over good food and wine. If we click then, after we have explored each other's minds, we can explore each other's bodies. Then, when we wake up, we can do it all over again."
Does that help? In other words, an indication of intelligence but that she doesn't take herself too seriously. Which is exactly what I said in my first post!
:banghead:Will :roll:
Will,
I think the point you're making is, a person with a hint of intelligence is sexier than someone who doesn't know where to stick an apostrophe. I mean, if you don't know where to stick your punctuation - how the hell do you know where to stick a dick. (No question mark required; it's a rhetorical question).
However, my punctuation is pretty good - but 'Wor Lass' is severley dyslexic - but intelligent (she's just struggled through and passed a 60 point OU course - a mean feat), articulate, attractive and extremely athletic and a bloody good shag to boott! I affectionately call her 'My Spunk Dustbin'. It's a compliment; she knows that. But, if she put a post up here - it'd be pretty bad and you'd be missing a jolly good time.
I think it's difficult to judge a person by a written advertisement, but if that's all you've got to give to let potential swinging partners form an opinion of you, then some care should be taken to write it; and to reply to it. I'm sure we've all had 'one liners' that we just end up deleting or ignoring.
Further to that, a forum such as this indicates debate. Good communication is crucial in any debate. So a 'little' care should be taken with posts. Incorrect spelling and punctuation can lead to misunderstanding - so again, I agree with Will.
On the other hand, I'm a red-blooded Geordie - so just type 'Sexy woman wants cple's for sex' and you'd probably get a reply from us.
I think the point you're making is, a person with a hint of intelligence is sexier than someone who doesn't know where to stick an apostrophe. I mean, if you don't know where to stick your punctuation - how the hell do you know where to stick a dick. (No question mark required; it's a rhetorical question).
However, my punctuation is pretty good - but 'Wor Lass' is severley dyslexic - but intelligent (she's just struggled through and passed a 60 point OU course - a mean feat), articulate, attractive and extremely athletic and a bloody good shag to boott! I affectionately call her 'My Spunk Dustbin'. It's a compliment; she knows that. But, if she put a post up here - it'd be pretty bad and you'd be missing a jolly good time.
I think it's difficult to judge a person by a written advertisement, but if that's all you've got to give to let potential swinging partners form an opinion of you, then some care should be taken to write it; and to reply to it. I'm sure we've all had 'one liners' that we just end up deleting or ignoring.
Further to that, a forum such as this indicates debate. Good communication is crucial in any debate. So a 'little' care should be taken with posts. Incorrect spelling and punctuation can lead to misunderstanding - so again, I agree with Will.
On the other hand, I'm a red-blooded Geordie - so just type 'Sexy woman wants cple's for sex' and you'd probably get a reply from us.
A good post from a woman which will definately get responses will be along the following lines:
married, discreet, Looking to find a sexy partner in crime. Please be mature.
OR:
I saw your new,
and want to get to know you,
Write me back,
I think you will like me too,
We could chat and flirt,
Who knows where it could go…
Perhaps we could have dinner,
And then ill put on a show,
I’m up for anything,
So if you’re up for some fun,
Message me back now,
I am the one,
This could be the start of something sweet,
It would be nice, if we could meet,
Then I could tell you what I want to do,
Then we can do it, all night through.
married, discreet, Looking to find a sexy partner in crime. Please be mature.
OR:
I saw your new,
and want to get to know you,
Write me back,
I think you will like me too,
We could chat and flirt,
Who knows where it could go…
Perhaps we could have dinner,
And then ill put on a show,
I’m up for anything,
So if you’re up for some fun,
Message me back now,
I am the one,
This could be the start of something sweet,
It would be nice, if we could meet,
Then I could tell you what I want to do,
Then we can do it, all night through.
Sexlightened
Your answer lies in the adverts the guys put on about themselves.
What they write, or don't write for that matter would be indicative of what would appeal in a woman's advert. It would give you an insight into what the person is like and what standards they may have about themselves and their standards toward the opposite sex.
Obviously we are all different so its not carte blanche, but the guys advert that only says 'I want a shag' are I think more likey to reply to just about any advert from a female. The advert that has more content (and I include mine in this part) is more likely to disclude certain woman just because what they like or do not like means that not every woman will fit his criteria.
The point I am making is that an advert that sits at a similar level to me is one that is more likely to appeal to me.
Anyhow its all academic because woman very rarely have any trouble attracting male interest and it seems get quite a wide choice.
Some men on the other hand because of this perhaps feel they have to give themselves as much scope as possible in order to, how shall I say it...'get lucky'
Thats not to say I think that it works. Some men seem to think being crude does the trick, but that approach would not work in say a nightclub so I can't seem why it would be anymore sucessful on here.
Mind you the irony is perhaps of those I've met none have been via my advert, indeed I've not had a single reply to my advert. Still I'll leave it there much as it is becuse I think people who I get chatting to like to have something to give them an insight into me.
I know I've digressed a little but it done now, so it stays.
What they write, or don't write for that matter would be indicative of what would appeal in a woman's advert. It would give you an insight into what the person is like and what standards they may have about themselves and their standards toward the opposite sex.
Obviously we are all different so its not carte blanche, but the guys advert that only says 'I want a shag' are I think more likey to reply to just about any advert from a female. The advert that has more content (and I include mine in this part) is more likely to disclude certain woman just because what they like or do not like means that not every woman will fit his criteria.
The point I am making is that an advert that sits at a similar level to me is one that is more likely to appeal to me.
Anyhow its all academic because woman very rarely have any trouble attracting male interest and it seems get quite a wide choice.
Some men on the other hand because of this perhaps feel they have to give themselves as much scope as possible in order to, how shall I say it...'get lucky'
Thats not to say I think that it works. Some men seem to think being crude does the trick, but that approach would not work in say a nightclub so I can't seem why it would be anymore sucessful on here.
Mind you the irony is perhaps of those I've met none have been via my advert, indeed I've not had a single reply to my advert. Still I'll leave it there much as it is becuse I think people who I get chatting to like to have something to give them an insight into me.
I know I've digressed a little but it done now, so it stays.
to answer an add from female to make me go wow :!: maybe :arrow:
inexperienced sensible female seeks sensible guy to explore the art of love,open minded with sense of humor,clean and healthy dresses to please loves oral bothways,wants to experiment, can accomadate or travel. pic avalible subject to compatability
then if they lived in my locallity might be tempted
hope this helps with your research
