A question for the ladies

28 Jul 2006

If you fancy a guy
What are the main signals you give off??

28 Jul 2006

What do you do?

28 Jul 2006

Do you mean in RL?
On here?
In the chatroom?
In a club?
More detail required!

28 Jul 2006

I know! I know !.....mirror...signal....manoeuvre.....and move on when safe to do so ?

28 Jul 2006

I'm nice to them dunno

i dont make a wax image of them and stick pins in it :dunno:
ohh shit, no, i know the answer to this, if I fancy a guy, the main signal is the :thumbup: as i hitchike to the nearest psychiatric unit
:giggle:

28 Jul 2006

from the bloke side of things, we need subtle hints and signals like
"I FANCY THE ARSE OFF YOU AND WANT TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT!!!!!"
something like that, not too obvious wink

28 Jul 2006

Semaphore whilst twirling nipple tassles anti clockwise.... works for me. lol

28 Jul 2006

A sideways knicker tug and ask if they fancy a kebab lol

28 Jul 2006

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

28 Jul 2006

has any one tried just the plain good old fashioned stalking to show how you feel about someone? biggrin

28 Jul 2006

Thought we all knew this one from those 80's health warning adverts....................if a woman fancies a man she lights a ciggarette and blows smoke in his face confused

28 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy
Thought we all knew this one from those 80's health warning adverts....................if a woman fancies a man she lights a ciggarette and blows smoke in his face

That will be the Puff Dragon then? biggrin

28 Jul 2006

As a callow youth I fancied the attractive oriental receptionist at work (way, way out of my league). One day when we were chatting she started winking at me, once, twice. I wasn't mistaken, this was it she was giving me the come on. A mixture of fear and lust filled my teenage body, my acne bulged. My mouth went dry as I struggled for a response. Then I realised she had something in her eye! redface

28 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
from the bloke side of things, we need subtle hints and signals like
"I FANCY THE ARSE OFF YOU AND WANT TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT!!!!!"
something like that, not too obvious

Dammit Meaty ! Now I'll have to find a new chat up line smackbottom

I have to say it HAS worked though but only with a very close friend :thumbup:

28 Jul 2006

I'm about as subtle as a brick through a window, so I would actually just tell a person I fancied them.... well blurt it out probably.

28 Jul 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
from the bloke side of things, we need subtle hints and signals like
"I FANCY THE ARSE OFF YOU AND WANT TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT!!!!!"
something like that, not too obvious

Dammit Meaty ! Now I'll have to find a new chat up line smackbottom

I have to say it HAS worked though but only with a very close friend :thumbup:
Only happend to me once. And I'm useless at body language.

28 Jul 2006

Quote by goose35
from the bloke side of things, we need subtle hints and signals like
"I FANCY THE ARSE OFF YOU AND WANT TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT!!!!!"
something like that, not too obvious

Dammit Meaty ! Now I'll have to find a new chat up line smackbottom

I have to say it HAS worked though but only with a very close friend :thumbup:
Only happend to me once. And I'm useless at body language.
How about
You don't sweat much for a fat lass!!!

28 Jul 2006

SEE BELOW.......Sorry!!!

28 Jul 2006

Quote by firelizard
I tease someone ALOT when I fancy em :silly: I mean in the take the micky out of them way!
Love
Fire xxx

28 Jul 2006

Quote by Dollyminx
Semaphore whilst twirling nipple tassles anti clockwise.... works for me.

Bollocks! I can only twirl mine clockwise!

28 Jul 2006

doing the left one clockwise and the right one anti-clockwise works for me..

29 Jul 2006

Coyly approach, bat my eyelashes, then ask "Hello darlin', Fancy a shag?"
(No, really........I did used to use that one quite often when I was younger)
Les x

29 Jul 2006

Quote by girlonamission
doing the left one clockwise and the right one anti-clockwise works for me..

Must try that!
I have plenty of burlesque tassles to go round if anyone needs a lesson in twirling.....

29 Jul 2006

Put the left one in ,left one out, in, out, in, out and shake it all about ! is that what its all about ?

29 Jul 2006

Quote by Darkfire
I'm nice to them
i dont make a wax image of them and stick pins in it :dunno:
ohh shit, no, i know the answer to this, if I fancy a guy, the main signal is the :thumbup: as i hitchike to the nearest psychiatric unit
:giggle:

With all that building work going on, I thought you were having your own secure unit installed. lol

Stormwalker