A question for the men

27 Jun 2005

It could well be true as there is a correlation between the distances between the tip of the finger to the first, second and third knuckles, the wrist, elbow, shoulder etc.
I think it's called the Fibonacci proportional system and goes in a ratio of 1:3 (Summat like that anyway). No doubt you can find it through Google.
As to cock size? Well, a picture speaks volumes! I'm not making any claims but you can look for yourself if you look at the SH Calendar 2005 by clicking on it in the column on the left of this page in the "In the Spotlight" section.
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27 Jun 2005

strange coincidences maybe...... most of my ex's have had identical mouth diameters to my girth ...wink
and if these comparisons are correct is it ok to say 'that horse is 14 cocks high?'

27 Jun 2005

Dawnie................ I didnt know that !!!!
Gonna test it out............. sitting at the table now.............. ruler in hand............... waiting for him to come home for lunch............... will let you know !!!
I have heard that the size of a mans feet has something to do with his bits too !!!!
Might aswell test both theory's............... back tonight then !!!!! lol

27 Jun 2005

Quote by blonde
Gonna test it out............. sitting at the table now.............. ruler in hand............... waiting for him to come home for lunch............... will let you know !!!

And here I am home for lunch ............ sat at the same aformentioned table ......... and all blonde seems interested in doing is munching down the braised beef and chips I just brought home for her lunch ........... looks like it might have to wait until later. rolleyes

:roll:
Steve

27 Jun 2005

Quote by xeixei
Yeah, I've heard about this. My hands are pretty big, but shamefully i dont have an exact match downstairs

thats lucky
most girls would get a bit worried if they had 5 to choose from :high-smile:

27 Jun 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
This is another of those body proportion myths, such as the distance between your fingertips on each hand if you hold them outstretched is equal to your height; the distance from the tip of your thumb to the tip of your pinkie if you stretch it is equal to the length of your knob etc.
It's complete codswallop. Although I did once know a bloke with small hands :confused2:

I'd love for this one to be be true as can dislocate my thumbs and adds a few inches :twisted:
but alas, nature had a plan for me, and has made me happy the way I am :P
As for the feet one, never works, Otherwise I'd happily be shouting about my size 13's lol

27 Jun 2005

Quote by Colts23
I'd love for this one to be be true as can dislocate my thumbs and adds a few inches :twisted:

I can do the same thing bud, seems to freak people out at parties for some reason.. I can also dislocate my shoulder really easily, dislocate my nose, (Which really freaks people out) and can move my eyes independently of each other with a bit of effort..
So technically, I suppose I'm a freak!
I wish the thing about the 'wrist to finger' thing was true though, I've got massive hands.. To give you an idea, to get a ring made for my 'wedding' finger it would have to be about a size Z+11..

Quote by Colts23
As for the feet one, never works, Otherwise I'd happily be shouting about my size 13's

Again I can symapthise.. I'm sporting size 14's here! Need to invest in some new bloody clown shoes.. :lol:

27 Jun 2005

Dawn that's a new one on me but a quick browse of the interworldnetweb thing throws up something called PHI (not pi) which sounds like some scientist bods trying to prove your theory!
Check out:
If u r brainy: or
and another page with the same kinda info but for fikkies like wot i is:
hmmmmmm....curiouser and curiouser

27 Jun 2005

OMG it seams that thanks to my of the cuff coment we have a hug thread about it
well for me it is nearly true........
but the comment was made after a certain person has undone my jeans when i was tired to a tree!!!!
and no it was a tree and not davej bush !!!!!!
MikeC

27 Jun 2005

Quote by steveg_nw
Gonna test it out............. sitting at the table now.............. ruler in hand............... waiting for him to come home for lunch............... will let you know !!!

And here I am home for lunch ............ sat at the same aformentioned table ......... and all blonde seems interested in doing is munching down the braised beef and chips I just brought home for her lunch ........... looks like it might have to wait until later. rolleyes

:roll:
Steve
you mean she didn't cook for you.... god that was a lucky escape!!!!!
god i would love that and the big feet one to be true.. i have size 12 feet!!! smile

:) :) :)
and i have a double jointed thumb for extra length.... sweet!!!!!

27 Jun 2005

Quote by MikeC
OMG it seams that thanks to my of the cuff coment we have a hug thread about it
well for me it is nearly true........
but the comment was made after a certain person has undone my jeans when i was tired to a tree!!!!
and no it was a tree and not davej bush !!!!!!
MikeC

See this is what comes of not paying attention properly......Mike was you the guy with the very small hands, I just can't remember.

27 Jun 2005

i have small hands but big feet and i am an umpa loompa
MikeC

27 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
Hmmmmm.....I've heard that size doesn't matter

27 Jun 2005

did you know that the average males nipples are 9 inches apart. Try it???????

27 Jun 2005

Well what can I say ???? lol lol lol

27 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
Hmmmmm.....I've heard that size doesn't matter

Depends if you want your little man to stretch past your flies so you can urinate safely...

27 Jun 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
While down in Sussex having drinkies last night MikeC was explaining something to me.
He claims that the length of your hand is the same length as your cock.
(Wrist to the tip of your middle finger)
Now I am not necessarily asking if thats the case. I am more interested in whether anyone has heard that saying before because I haven't

:dunno: - but it is easily tested Dawn.
Pick a bloke, try both and see what happens. cool

lhk
Kat -Specialist in Practical solutions to practical problems :smug:

27 Jun 2005

Quote by KitKat
- but it is easily tested Dawn.
Pick a bloke, try both and see what happens.
lhk
Kat - Specialist in Practical solutions to practical problems :smug:

But that wouldn't work. Its needs to be tested with the mans hands not mine rolleyes

What am I saying :doh: Ok whos for testing :giggle:

27 Jun 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
- but it is easily tested Dawn.
Pick a bloke, try both and see what happens.
lhk
Kat - Specialist in Practical solutions to practical problems :smug:

But that wouldn't work. Its needs to be tested with the mans hands not mine rolleyes

What am I saying :doh: Ok whos for testing :giggle:
Testing has started :happy: :happy:

27 Jun 2005

Talking of which, anyone ever wonder what Edward Scissorhands must have in his underpants? confused

Anyway - it is no cock/hand size relationships is no accident considering how much of our lives us blokes spend wanking.
lhk
Kat

28 Jun 2005

Nope it doesnt work !!! or maybe he's just got little fingers . or bigger thingy ......... oooo !!! secrets out...lol

28 Jun 2005

Hmmmm No direct link I'm afraid. So many factors affect bone growth and development in the hands where endowment is more by simple inheritance. It may be close but nothing that statistically is significant.
Guess that's why most guy's prefer to compare it against someone else's hand!! biggrin

3 Jul 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
While down in Sussex having drinkies last night MikeC was explaining something to me.
He claims that the length of your hand is the same length as your cock.
(Wrist to the tip of your middle finger)
Now I am not necessarily asking if thats the case. I am more interested in whether anyone has heard that saying before because I haven't

bollocks :cry:

3 Jul 2005

S'funny? Since reading this every time I get horny my hands grow to twice their normal size. dunno

3 Jul 2005

just checked with Jeremy Beadle as suggested.
He says "I think mine looks big, but on the other hand, it's quite small"
So there you have it. Another question unanswered.

3 Jul 2005

Quote by hertsguy30s
Dawn that's a new one on me but a quick browse of the interworldnetweb thing throws up something called PHI (not pi) which sounds like some scientist bods trying to prove your theory!
Check out:
If u r brainy: or
and another page with the same kinda info but for fikkies like wot i is:
hmmmmmm....curiouser and curiouser

:fuckinghell:
The brainiac in me says that the golden section as it is known is often an approximation to the actual lengths, so if you measure the various heights widths and girths of the pantheon and a number of ancient works of art you could approximate them to figures related to the ratios of the fibonnacci sequence or the golden string as it is sometimes called but you could also relate them to absolutely nothing at all. :shock:
A possible medieval urban myth. :P
Now anyone got contact details for jon tickle biggrin

3 Jul 2005

Quote by westerross
S'funny? Since reading this every time I get horny my hands grow to twice their normal size.

Hi there big boy...fancy meeting for a drink sometime wink

3 Jul 2005

...!!! I've not heard that before but gonna go try it out.... biggrin

...2 mins!....

3 Jul 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
He claims that the length of your hand is the same length as your cock.
(Wrist to the tip of your middle finger)

That has to be bullshit, either that or my hands are due a growth spirt..

3 Jul 2005

Quote by davej
While down in Sussex having drinkies last night MikeC was explaining something to me.
He claims that the length of your hand is the same length as your cock.
(Wrist to the tip of your middle finger)
Now I am not necessarily asking if thats the case. I am more interested in whether anyone has heard that saying before because I haven't

bollocks :cry:

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