A quick tipple ..................?????

15 May 2005

Picture the scene ......
Indiana Jones on the telly ( ok ok I know but there's little else on), me surfing the web, Morbius, feeling a tad under the weather decides a hot toddy is the answer.
Takes himself into the kitchen ...... picks up the brand new bottle of whiskey gag

and tips it up ....... nothing happens, so he tries again .... nada .... nothing.
So thinking he has a faulty bottle comes into the living room and unscrews the top to show me the bottle is faulty and holds it ever so slightly over me ..... only .... yep you've guessed it ...... it's not :doh:
So now we have a beautiful red whiskey smelling sofa :gag: my legs are soaked with whiskey :gag:
The look of horror on his face was a picture but ugh I hate whiskey!!!!!!!!
Any ideas how to rid the sofa of the smell???????
C x

15 May 2005

Quote by Calista
Any ideas how to rid the sofa of the smell???????

No idea, but you have to admit that it is mighty funny lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

15 May 2005

Quote by Calista
Any ideas how to rid the sofa of the smell???????C x

Invite me round............ I'll deal with it :twisted:

15 May 2005

Quote by Calista
Any ideas how to rid the sofa of the smell???????
C x

well.................................. i know white wine is supposed to neutralise red wine.. so maybe vodka can neutralise whiskey???
confused

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15 May 2005

Soak it with Febreeze, take the covers off and wash them (if possible) and use stain remover before it shows through. smile

15 May 2005

I think tonic water might help :shock: lol

15 May 2005

Quote by bluexxx

Any ideas how to rid the sofa of the smell???????

No idea, but you have to admit that it is mighty funny lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Its not funny!!!!
My poor (or should that be pour??) booze sad

15 May 2005

Quote by Calista
my legs are soaked with whiskey

I'll deal with this bit first though :twisted:

15 May 2005

Quote by bluexxx

Any ideas how to rid the sofa of the smell???????

No idea, but you have to admit that it is mighty funny lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
It really was a you've been framed moment.
Cx

15 May 2005

Make Morbius suck it out of the sofa.......you can't waste it! biggrin

15 May 2005

Quote by Calista
So now we have a beautiful red whiskey smelling sofa my legs are soaked with whiskey :gag:

For the love of God.... DON'T LIGHT A MATCH!
Unless you want rid of the sofa and instant hairless legs wink

15 May 2005

No idea how to fix it hunni.....but.................
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

15 May 2005

Quote by Calista
The look of horror on his face was a picture but ugh I hate whiskey!!!!!!!
C x

I'm with you, ca't stand the smell or the taste. Unless it has been added to Lemsip, Honey and hot water. It will cure anything.
As to the Sofa, I'm afraid I have no idea. Your Legs, now that's a different matter.
John
smile

15 May 2005

I could help with the Legs :twisted: :twisted: but only after I have stopped pissing myself with laughter at the moment
lol

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Roni B xx

15 May 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe

Any ideas how to rid the sofa of the smell???????
C x

well.................................. i know white wine is supposed to neutralise red wine.. so maybe vodka can neutralise whiskey???
Please, let's not even suggest wasting decent vodka. :shock:
Calista.......... why are you with this Moribius bloke confused

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