Unfortunately for Horace, all his additional love-making took its toll and he suffered an early death :cry: .
A couple of days later, Mabel his wife of 45 years received a phone call from the Undertaker "we have a couple of problems, can you come round and help us".
Mabel was shown into a small room which held only Horace's coffin, "what's that smell?" Mabel declared. "Yes, that's one of the problems, it seems he is still producing and releasing methane".
"What's the other problem" asked Mabel, "well it's this" the Undertaker said as he removed the wobbly lid of the coffin. There before Mabel's eyes was Horace's erection, she gave a sly grin remembering recent sex sessions they'd had. "I've got the answer" Mabel proclaimed, "surgically remove the erection and use it to plug his backside".
The Undertaker realising he could overcome two problems with no extra cost, did as Mabel suggested. As he was inserting the offending penis, a tear was seen to run down one of Horace's cheeks, on seeing this, Mabel whispered "see I told you it hurt".
Copyright GT.
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