Is there such a thing as a real porn film? Or a real erotic film with no holds barred? Something with characters, a story, some uncertainty, etc ... something worth watching as a film?
All I have come across are the predictable groaning shagging couples that seem designed only as a stimulus for masturbation, and are probably quite sufficient as ten-minute shorts with no plot?
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A real porn film ...
Sex God
This is what I want!
A normal blockbuster type movie, except when they get to the shagging scenes, you get to watch all the good bits too!
The ann summers 'Anna Spam' DVDs were advertised like this, with 'plots and story lines that girls would like'- what a feckin waste of money, and you don't get to see anything I don't see down town on a typical Saturday night!
A normal blockbuster type movie, except when they get to the shagging scenes, you get to watch all the good bits too!
The ann summers 'Anna Spam' DVDs were advertised like this, with 'plots and story lines that girls would like'- what a feckin waste of money, and you don't get to see anything I don't see down town on a typical Saturday night!
Quote by mazandden
This is what I want!
A normal blockbuster type movie, except when they get to the shagging scenes, you get to watch all the good bits too!
The ann summers 'Anna Spam' DVDs were advertised like this, with 'plots and story lines that girls would like'- what a feckin waste of money, and you don't get to see anything I don't see down town on a typical Saturday night!
Ah, then read my post in De_Sade's thread... it's called "9 songs" and is good viewing from BlcokBuster.
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
We bought the uncut version of a film called "pirates" recently.....
It does have a plot, it has a script, it even had a sizable special effects budget :shock:
The actings still pants though
:shock:
you mean you were filming
where's my fee
I read somewhere that there is going to be a xxx remake of Lady Chatterley, hope thats worth a watch :rascal:
Quote by jaymar
This is what I want!
A normal blockbuster type movie, except when they get to the shagging scenes, you get to watch all the good bits too!
The ann summers 'Anna Spam' DVDs were advertised like this, with 'plots and story lines that girls would like'- what a feckin waste of money, and you don't get to see anything I don't see down town on a typical Saturday night!
Ah, then read my post in De_Sade's thread... it's called "9 songs" and is good viewing from BlcokBuster.
oooh i have that on dvd its very erm good
Sex God
Quote by jaymar
This is what I want!
A normal blockbuster type movie, except when they get to the shagging scenes, you get to watch all the good bits too!
The ann summers 'Anna Spam' DVDs were advertised like this, with 'plots and story lines that girls would like'- what a feckin waste of money, and you don't get to see anything I don't see down town on a typical Saturday night!
Ah, then read my post in De_Sade's thread... it's called "9 songs" and is good viewing from BlcokBuster.
I thought 9Songs was more like a music video with interludes of sex scenes. Maybe I just couldn't relate with the characters. Its different from the main stream I'll give it that though.
Casanova
I haven't watched it yet, but there is a film called "All About Anna" that is supposed to be a mainstream film with hardcore sex in it - or as I have seen it described, "romantic erotica".
The plot summary is:
"Anna is a modern, independent single girl, focused on her job and wary of getting caught in romantic relationships. Her life is all about fun. Strangers without strings. No commitment, no casualties. She has just found a new apartment, and is tempted to let her latest boyfriend, Frank, move in with her. Instead, she finds a tenant: The flamboyant, fun-loving Camilla, who shares Anna's views on love and commitment. But then an old boyfriend happens to knock on her door: Johan, the very man who five years previously broke Anna's heart. Anna is tempted. It's not good. More than ever, she needs to get back on the merry-go-round and move on. Fortunately, she receives an offer to design costumes for a theatre in Paris. As far away from romantic temptation as possible -- right?"
(Thanks to )
Russell
The plot summary is:
"Anna is a modern, independent single girl, focused on her job and wary of getting caught in romantic relationships. Her life is all about fun. Strangers without strings. No commitment, no casualties. She has just found a new apartment, and is tempted to let her latest boyfriend, Frank, move in with her. Instead, she finds a tenant: The flamboyant, fun-loving Camilla, who shares Anna's views on love and commitment. But then an old boyfriend happens to knock on her door: Johan, the very man who five years previously broke Anna's heart. Anna is tempted. It's not good. More than ever, she needs to get back on the merry-go-round and move on. Fortunately, she receives an offer to design costumes for a theatre in Paris. As far away from romantic temptation as possible -- right?"
(Thanks to )
Russell
Quote by Philfuller
Is there such a thing as a real porn film? Or a real erotic film with no holds barred? Something with characters, a story, some uncertainty, etc ... something worth watching as a film?
Yes ............ but it's a secret and if I tell you I'd have to shoot you! :shock:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
Is there such a thing as a real porn film? Or a real erotic film with no holds barred? Something with characters, a story, some uncertainty, etc ... something worth watching as a film?
Yes ............ but it's a secret and if I tell you I'd have to shoot you! :shock:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I don't mind being shot ... if it takes me to heaven, lol.
