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Ps. I like a bit of rough too :lol:
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A Rough Guide To The Forum
Every other day someone will ask if people prefer:
- shaved or shaggy
- cut or uncut
They'll also pick a selction* of random questions from the Information section and use them for their first post.
And then someone will come along to tell everyone that it would be great to start a verification scheme!
In edit: if you wait long enough someone will come along and correct that ;-)
- shaved or shaggy
- cut or uncut
They'll also pick a selction* of random questions from the Information section and use them for their first post.
And then someone will come along to tell everyone that it would be great to start a verification scheme!
In edit: if you wait long enough someone will come along and correct that ;-)
Sex God
Quote by cu3b4ll
They'll also pick a selEction* of random questions from the Information section and use them for their first post.
and then there are the waxing posts :shock: Quote by cu3b4ll
Every other day someone will ask if people prefer:
- shaved or shaggy
- cut or uncut
They'll also pick a selction* of random questions from the Information section and use them for their first post.
And then someone will come along to tell everyone that it would be great to start a verification scheme!
In edit: if you wait long enough someone will come along and correct that ;-)
ops: :oops: guilty as charged when i first dared to post in the forum If you are a *hot*, articulate single male, beware.
You will be descended upon by the females of the site, who, depending upon their stage in the menstrual cycle, may well act like vultures.
You can rely solely upon me to protect you from said vultures, and help you settle in with flesh intact.
You will be descended upon by the females of the site, who, depending upon their stage in the menstrual cycle, may well act like vultures.
You can rely solely upon me to protect you from said vultures, and help you settle in with flesh intact.
Sex God
Also not to be couple of weeks when something controversial appears on the news or in the papers forumites turn into judge, jury and executioner and hand out virtual floggings willy nilly 
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
If you are a *hot*, articulate single male, beware.
You will be descended upon by the females of the site, who, depending upon their stage in the menstrual cycle, may well act like vultures.
You can rely solely upon me to protect you from said vultures, and help you settle in with flesh intact.
:shock: er
ummmm :shock: hmmmm 
Quote by winchwench
If you are a *hot*, articulate single male, beware.
You will be descended upon by the females of the site, who, depending upon their stage in the menstrual cycle, may well act like vultures.
You can rely solely upon me to protect you from said vultures, and help you settle in with flesh intact.
Weeeeeeelll helloooo layyydeeeezzzz!!! :rascal:
however, if you are an immature, inarticuate single male, with on pix on your profile other than close ups of your decidedly average 'man bits' and the barest minimum of writing that says 'hi, looking to get laid, come and fuck me' who comes in here and posts that they are having trouble getting any action........
you will be set upon by aforementioned females (and in all probability some men as well) and savaged beyond belief (but ALWAYS in a kind, helpful AND constructive way
:twisted:
until you beg for mercy, and scuttle away never to darken the cafe doors again. Possibly deleting your account and wishing you had never even bothered joining in the first place, or just going back to jerking off over the tiny videoclips and/or cam shows.
you will be set upon by aforementioned females (and in all probability some men as well) and savaged beyond belief (but ALWAYS in a kind, helpful AND constructive way
:twisted:until you beg for mercy, and scuttle away never to darken the cafe doors again. Possibly deleting your account and wishing you had never even bothered joining in the first place, or just going back to jerking off over the tiny videoclips and/or cam shows.
Every couple of weeks (or more frequently) the following posts appear:
I'm in the south, why is all the fun up north?
Anyone at all here from the South West? Scotland? Wales?
I suggest naming and shaming / verification system
Why is the chat room not working?
Anyone know of any adult cinemas?
Every week a newbie appears and uses at least one of the following expressions:
Anyone to show me the ropes?
Dipping our toes
Munch virgin
I won't bite (unless you want me too)
I'm in the south, why is all the fun up north?
Anyone at all here from the South West? Scotland? Wales?
I suggest naming and shaming / verification system
Why is the chat room not working?
Anyone know of any adult cinemas?
Every week a newbie appears and uses at least one of the following expressions:
Anyone to show me the ropes?
Dipping our toes
Munch virgin
I won't bite (unless you want me too)
:color: All i shall say is, when i answer a post i answer from my heart as aposed from my ass. Took me age's to get to grips with the forum, (was a tad scary at first) now i spend as much time here as in chat. Treat others as you wish to be treated. "For What You give out comes back Eight Fold" Cant really add much more. Love and Light To All. Merlleena. xxx P.S. Did any of that make sense at all???????
Sex God
Quote by DeeCee
and no-one has metioned that theres more hijacking practiced on here than in a terrorist training camp!!!!!!!!!
So, is cut or uncut best then? :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by DeeCee
and no-one has metioned that theres more hijacking practiced on here than in a terrorist training camp!!!!!!!!!
So, is cut or uncut best then? :giggle:
the search engine is your friend............
oh. and shouldn't it be "un-cut".........
Not today it isn't! And no, uncut is fine
Sex God
Quote by DeeCee
has anyone got any sticky-tape??????
No, got some Blu-Tak if that's any good?
Enjoying this one...
Anyone yet mention no matter what you say someone will take the hump and attack you regardless!
There is a click going on!
Everyone else is having more fun than you!
Everyone else is having a worse time than you!
Everyone else creates wonderful posts!
Everyone else talks utter bollox!
Everyone is flamin nuts! Good job too I say lol...
Mikex
Anyone yet mention no matter what you say someone will take the hump and attack you regardless!
There is a click going on!
Everyone else is having more fun than you!
Everyone else is having a worse time than you!
Everyone else creates wonderful posts!
Everyone else talks utter bollox!
Everyone is flamin nuts! Good job too I say lol...
Mikex
Quote by mdr2000
Enjoying this one...
Anyone yet mention no matter what you say someone will take the hump and attack you regardless!
There is a click going on!
Everyone else is having more fun than you!
Everyone else is having a worse time than you!
Everyone else creates wonderful posts!
Everyone else talks utter bollox!
Everyone is flamin nuts! Good job too I say lol...
Mikex
:shock: the Cafe in a nutshell Mike
Sex God
Here's one we forgot - 'what are you all doing tonight?' or 'what did you all do last night?'. They just have to be done once in a while, because we're all so indiscreet that we'll tell all and sundry those details.
