Well it is good practice to get three.
Estimates, not butts.
Every two weeks:
Someone will start a thread with the post "Can I have an invite to your social?"
A post will appear saying "I am locking this thread as this subject was covered exhaustively 3 years ago."
A joke will be posted and immediately locked.
Somebody will congratulate somebody else on their 1000th ... 5000th ... 10,000th post.
A post will appear saying "Sorry, I can't offer any advice as I don't know anything about this .............. but I thought I would make a post anyway"
Not forgetting every now and then someone will post in a thread to tell someone they have a pm..