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A rough guide to the Shagability Scale

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VenusnMars
Sex God
After much study, I have compiled the following; :jagsatwork:
1. Straight, but doesn`t take it up the arse, hates oral
2. Straight, soft swap only
3. Straight or Bi, doesn`t take it up the arse, partakes in oral, won`t swallow
4. Straight or Bi, all of the above, AND swallows.
5. as above but can take it up the arse from opposite sex
6. as above, but will include penetration from either sex.
7. as above, but can also deep throat
8. as above, will shag during first encounters.
9. as above, will shag in front of anyone, in groups larger than 5
10. as above, but will fuck anything which doesn`t run fast enough......including furniture, secure your livestock.
Whilst I realise that there are members here who would partake in say both no. 3 and 9, they can fuck off, because it dismantles my highly scientific study, therefore I cannot allow their existance. :huh:
Thankyou for your time
Venusxxx
Reese
Sex God
I was going to reply to this thread, but it appears I've ceased to exist. confused
~Reese! surprised
Shloppy
Sexlightened
Top marks Miss Venus and you come where on the scale confused: :?: :?: :?:
VenusnMars
Sex God
I`ll be be a three, but heading towards extinction.....rapidly
/ignoring Reese because he is no more
Venusxxx
MQ
Sex God
What about someone who's a 3, 8 and 9! rolleyes
VenusnMars
Sex God
Quote by MQ
What about someone who's a 3, 8 and 9! rolleyes

Don`t be awkward! smackbottom
Venusxxx
MQ
Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
What about someone who's a 3, 8 and 9! rolleyes

Don`t be awkward! smackbottom
Venusxxx
I'll be awkward all I like, especially if that's what I get for it :twisted:
VenusnMars
Sex God
Quote by Mister_Discreet
You think that's awkward? I'm 3, 7, 8, 9 and 5-curious!

/Venus tears up her research papers and flounces out evil
Venusxxx
MQ
Sex God
Quote by Mister_Discreet
You think that's awkward? I'm 3, 7, 8, 9 and 5-curious!

Ooooo! Mr D!!! :shock:
Unknown User
I'm 3 & 8 plus 5 & 9 curious redface
kazswallows
Sex God
,5,6,+ swallows and 9
am i a good or bad girl rolleyes :roll:
Calista
Sex God
Quote by Reese
I was going to reply to this thread, but it appears I've ceased to exist. confused
~Reese! surprised

Same here :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venus your research sucks!!!!!!!!
Unknown User
7.5 here - oh sorry, what was the question? wink
Unknown User
Quote by Calista
I was going to reply to this thread, but it appears I've ceased to exist. confused
~Reese! surprised

Same here :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venus your research sucks!!!!!!!!
What she said cool :shock:
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by Calista
Venus your research sucks!!!!!!!!

...but does it swallow ???? :shock: confused :? :? :? :? :?
Calista
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Venus your research sucks!!!!!!!!

...but does it swallow ???? :shock: confused :? :? :? :? :?
LOLOL not according to her scale ;)
VenusnMars
Sex God
Not MY fault if you are all too deviant to slot into a totally respectable and reasonable shag scale.
You should all be put down evil *pouts*
Venusxxx
Unknown User
Is there an equivalent list for men? dunno
Steve
VenusnMars
Sex God
Quote by steveg_nw
Is there an equivalent list for men? dunno
Steve

banghead
Venusxxx
Unknown User
Do I detect a paintball coming in my general direction? rotflmao
Steve cool
VenusnMars
Sex God
Several :twisted:
Made sure it`s in the Summer too, so it`ll reallyhurt. :twisted:
Venusxxx