He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely DIE".
"Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he's in a good mood.
For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work, and for dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
Don't burden him with chores, as this could add further his stress. Don't discuss your problems with him,as it will only make his stress worse.
Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing sexy lingerie and giving him a massage.
Ecourage him to watch some type of sporting event on TV,and,most imporantly,make love to him at least several times a week, and satisfy his every whim, no matter how odd it may appear to be"
"If you can do this for up to 10 months a year, I think your husband will make a full recovery, and regain his health completely".
On the way home the husband asked his wife what the doctor had said to her.
Her reply, "He said your going to DIE.
LOL.
Harry0
Casanova and Drunk of this Parish.
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