A shameless signature test and a Q about a short(ish) story!

24 Mar 2005

Hmm.. better say something interesting then or I'll not make any friends on my first day. Hmmm. Err.... well, you all seem like very nice people to me errr.
Ahhh, hey folks! Would this be the place to post a short story? . It is about 1,800 words and has some rude words in it and a scene where the hero is strapped to a bed in a library "like a clitoris" (it is typed crysalis but I always read it as clitoris when I read it out loud to people redface

)
I'm not sure I want to post it, but I think the question is valid.
Mark
PS I also have a poem about the massacre at Srebrenica.
Is anyone still reading this? Why? A soul mate? Maybe?

24 Mar 2005

If you starts <tut>ing and <ffs>ing I`m going to die laughing. rotflmao

Someone will possibly be along soon to tell you that stories need to go in the story section......
:mrgreen:
Venusxxx

24 Mar 2005

Well now as luck would have it cool

Over to your left there is a Swingers stories section which you can post to biggrin

Alternatively click >>here<< :D

24 Mar 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Someone will possibly be along soon to tell you that stories need to go in the story section......

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Did you know Misschief is an Injun name for predictable rolleyes

:lol2:

24 Mar 2005

Ahh, thank you both for pointer to stories. Newbie-itous means I was not aware, although this isn't a swinger's story. Not erotic as such, and I only mentioned the rude words and content to indicate there was some very tenuous possibility of it being considered relevant. It is really a story about personal growth. Emergence and all that.
I'll take that as a no then! lol
mark
PS At least the signature works :-)

24 Mar 2005

Maybe you could put your story on a web page and put a link to it in your sig, and the massacre poem in the SH poetry thread...(does it have any sex in it - I dread to think....)
h256? What kind of swinging name is that? confused

Nice avatar scandal. Manuel a la hairy pecho. woo hoo.

24 Mar 2005

Quote by SunBunny
h256? What kind of swinging name is that?

It's a highly radioactive isotope of the transcendental element Hornium. People whose reproductive organs contain high concentrations of Hornium256 are reported to glow in the dark. dunno

24 Mar 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
h256? What kind of swinging name is that?

It's a highly radioactive isotope of the transcendental element Hornium. People whose reproductive organs contain high concentrations of Hornium256 are reported to glow in the dark. dunno

Or talk total bollox, which is a handy trait around here!! :welcome: h256

24 Mar 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Someone will possibly be along soon to tell you that stories need to go in the story section......

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Did you know Misschief is an Injun name for predictable rolleyes

:lol2:I thought it was the Injun name for "One who is always in trouble smackbottom

"

24 Mar 2005

Quote by easy
Someone will possibly be along soon to tell you that stories need to go in the story section......

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Did you know Misschief is an Injun name for predictable rolleyes

:lol2:I thought it was the Injun name for "One who is always in trouble smackbottom

"

Noooooo surely it means bounce :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Dawn lol

24 Mar 2005

Welcome aboard h256 wave

:wave: :wave: :wave:
I must apologise for MISSCHIEF - she is the site's female version of Frank Spencer. Do not be tempted to ask her to sort out your plumbing :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

:lol: