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A Sheep Sleeps Well in Wales Tonight
Sex God
:shock: omg what a pillock
Bev
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Bev
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Warming the Bed
lol, saw that the other day.
Man! you really have to have your priorities screwed up to do that.
Man! you really have to have your priorities screwed up to do that.
Orgasminator
Quote by shireen-steve
Shireen
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Your absolutely right. He should have been locked away. Not only wil he be unable to have children (might not be a bad thing considering), but without testosterone he'l experience muscle wastage, lack of libido and probably has shortened his life.
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Warming the Bed
I knew it reminded me of a joke. :shock:
A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and put his penis in a vise. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband was terrified, and screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope, I'm setting fire to the shed! You do what you like!"
A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and put his penis in a vise. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband was terrified, and screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope, I'm setting fire to the shed! You do what you like!"
Sex God
Quote by veejay
Shireen
xxx
Your absolutely right. He should have been locked away. Not only wil he be unable to have children (might not be a bad thing considering), but without testosterone he'l experience muscle wastage, lack of libido and probably has shortened his life.
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muscle wastage - will he be able to have a wank?
lack of libido - will he want to have a wank?
shortening of life - less time to worry about wanking?
Bev
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Orgasminator
Ouch. Now thats a dilemma I wouldn't want to face.
:crazy: :eeek: Warming the Bed
I think it shows very clearly just how evolution works.
This man voluntarily excludes his DNA from the future gene pool.
A worthy contender for the Darwin Awards.
This man voluntarily excludes his DNA from the future gene pool.
A worthy contender for the Darwin Awards.
Orgasminator
Quote by freckledbird
Shireen
xxx
Your absolutely right. He should have been locked away. Not only wil he be unable to have children (might not be a bad thing considering), but without testosterone he'l experience muscle wastage, lack of libido and probably has shortened his life.
.
muscle wastage - will he be able to have a wank?
lack of libido - will he want to have a wank?
shortening of life - less time to worry about wanking?
Bev
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He could have a wank, but wouldn't want to anyway
It would be like becoming an extremely old man. And as far as I'm aware, even though we do get some older blokes here, there aren't any geriatrics on SH.
Orgasminator
Quote by Hokum
I think it shows very clearly just how evolution works.
This man voluntarily excludes his DNA from the future gene pool.
A worthy contender for the Darwin Awards.
Depends if he died or not. If his freinds had more sense than him, they nmight have taken him to hospital.
Sex God
Quote by veejay
Shireen
xxx
Your absolutely right. He should have been locked away. Not only wil he be unable to have children (might not be a bad thing considering), but without testosterone he'l experience muscle wastage, lack of libido and probably has shortened his life.
.
muscle wastage - will he be able to have a wank?
lack of libido - will he want to have a wank?
shortening of life - less time to worry about wanking?
Bev
xx
He could have a wank, but wouldn't want to anyway
It would be like becoming an extremely old man. And as far as I'm aware, even though we do get some older blokes here, there aren't any geriatrics on SH.
What's that got to do with this?
Orgasminator
Quote by freckledbird
Shireen
xxx
Your absolutely right. He should have been locked away. Not only wil he be unable to have children (might not be a bad thing considering), but without testosterone he'l experience muscle wastage, lack of libido and probably has shortened his life.
.
muscle wastage - will he be able to have a wank?
lack of libido - will he want to have a wank?
shortening of life - less time to worry about wanking?
Bev
xx
He could have a wank, but wouldn't want to anyway
It would be like becoming an extremely old man. And as far as I'm aware, even though we do get some older blokes here, there aren't any geriatrics on SH.
What's that got to do with this?
Testosterone is responsible for sex-drive. As men get older their testicles produce lower levels. It's why most grandads aren't as randy as younger men. And if the bloke mentioned above doesn't get his testosterone injections, he could end up like an oldie.
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Sex God
Testosterone is responsible for sex-drive. As men get older their testicles produce lower levels. It's why most grandads aren't as randy as younger men. And if the bloke mentioned above doesn't get his testosterone injections, he could end up like an oldie.
I understand that, just don't see where it's relevant to SH. And There are actually some active grandads on this site
Bev
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Orgasminator
Quote by freckledbird
Testosterone is responsible for sex-drive. As men get older their testicles produce lower levels. It's why most grandads aren't as randy as younger men. And if the bloke mentioned above doesn't get his testosterone injections, he could end up like an oldie.
I understand that, just don't see where it's relevant to SH. And There are actually some active grandads on this site
Bev
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Really, thats nice to know. So theres nothing to be afraid of in getting old then, I'll still want to
then too . I didn't know that there were many grandads here, so thought it'd illustrate my point.
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Orgasminator
Quote by ant140
going back to the idiot....
fair play to him for keeping his side of the bet..
the fookin loony!!!!
At least the guy can keep word, shame he couldn't hang onto his balls though
Sex God
What he should have said is ill cut off ' A' bollock every time Wales beat England . Then at least he could have kept one for another eight years or so .
Sex God
Errrrr.... where's the sheep then? 
Quote by veejay
I think it shows very clearly just how evolution works.
This man voluntarily excludes his DNA from the future gene pool.
A worthy contender for the Darwin Awards.
Depends if he died or not. If his freinds had more sense than him, they nmight have taken him to hospital.
Nah, you don't have to die to get a Darwin. As veejay said, you can receive one for removing your ability to pass your genes on to future generations.
Orgasminator
Quote by westerross
Errrrr.... where's the sheep then?
Very safe, wherever it is
Orgasminator
Quote by flapjackboy
I think it shows very clearly just how evolution works.
This man voluntarily excludes his DNA from the future gene pool.
A worthy contender for the Darwin Awards.
Depends if he died or not. If his freinds had more sense than him, they nmight have taken him to hospital.
Nah, you don't have to die to get a Darwin. As veejay said, you can receive one for removing your ability to pass your genes on to future generations.
i see, I suppose in his case death isn't necessary to lose his reproductive capabilities.
