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Over the years, I've suffered, if thats the term from finding the odd piece of belly button fluff. Not odd as in bizarre, but odd meaning infrequent.
Now I had thought of saving it up in a jar until I had enough to knit a scarf with but sadly while fumbling around in my navel yesterday there was no fluff.
I sat there and couldnt actually think when the last time I added to by collection of fluff.
So, is this concrete proof that the worlds ending due to global warming and my bodies natural reaction is to stop collecting fluff for a scarf?
Or is there a more rational explanation?
Ian
Yep you are a durty ba****d lol lol lol lol
Quote by Corrie2007
Yep you are a durty ba****d lol lol lol lol

but belly button fluff only likes clean people. - the nit nurse told me so
lol
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Over the years, I've suffered, if thats the term from finding the odd piece of belly button fluff. Not odd as in bizarre, but odd meaning infrequent.
Now I had thought of saving it up in a jar until I had enough to knit a scarf with but sadly while fumbling around in my navel yesterday there was no fluff.
I sat there and couldnt actually think when the last time I added to by collection of fluff.
So, is this concrete proof that the worlds ending due to global warming and my bodies natural reaction is to stop collecting fluff for a scarf?
Or is there a more rational explanation?
Ian

Not sure about that one Ian.....but I do know that it's a bad idea to undo your belly button cos your bum will fall off....... confused confused confused lol
If the thought of sticking your finger into your belly button to fish out jumper fluff leaves you feeling a little queasy, help is at hand in the shape of the stunning belly button brush.
Intensively designed and developed by NASA (honest!) costing the tax paying citizens of America billions of dollars, the hi-tech design has left many people speechless.
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If you're anything like me you'll be thinking "how did mankind survive so long without this essential grooming tool?" and "why on God's sweet earth have we had to wait so long for this wondrous brush?" Of course, if you are thinking along those lines you probably need more medication than I'm currently taking and belly button fluff is probably the last thing on your troubled mind.
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Go on Ian go for it lol lol lol lol lol
Quote by Corrie2007
If the thought of sticking your finger into your belly button to fish out jumper fluff leaves you feeling a little queasy, help is at hand in the shape of the stunning belly button brush.
Intensively designed and developed by NASA (honest!) costing the tax paying citizens of America billions of dollars, the hi-tech design has left many people speechless.
About The Belly Button Brush
If you're anything like me you'll be thinking "how did mankind survive so long without this essential grooming tool?" and "why on God's sweet earth have we had to wait so long for this wondrous brush?" Of course, if you are thinking along those lines you probably need more medication than I'm currently taking and belly button fluff is probably the last thing on your troubled mind.
The Belly Button Brush is 9cm long and comes in a cool box which says "FOR THE PERSON WHO HAS EVERYTHING" on it. The Belly Button Brush box is approximately 9cm wide, 9cm long and 5cm tall.
Belly Button Brush
Go on Ian go for it lol lol lol lol lol

I found a pastry brush that the kitchen fairy hadn't put back in the drawer.
So I tried it out and it seems to work. Should I just put it back and act all innocent? or should I wash it first?
Ian
Nah leave it you will be really smug about your little secret - after all you are the man of the house lol lol lol lol I wont tell Dawnie lol lol