Hi all This is a silly little story I made up about me, my ex and her ex hubby. I made it up one night when she couldnt sleep as was troubled it made her laugh and a few of my friends so i thought i would share it...
FAT NAKED MAN, LTTLE PRETTY WOMAN, AND LITTLE NASTY MAN.
Once upon a time there was a fat naked man. He lived on his own quite happily in his little naked flat, and did silly fat naked man things everyday. He talked to his friends on the phone, played his fat naked man guitar, and listened to his fat naked man music. One day the fat naked man got a new computer and started talking to all his old friends from school. One of them was called little pretty woman. He knew little pretty woman from school, where they had been friends.
Little pretty woman was married to little nasty man. Little nasty man treated little pretty woman nastily, he shouted at her, threw things at her, and didn’t show her that he loved her.
One day little nasty man was in one of his nasty moods. In a fit of anger he told pretty little woman to ‘’ pack her bags and fuck off’’. Little pretty woman was used to this and just sat down, took a valium, and had a fag to calm down. In a little while nasty little man called pretty little woman a cunt and told her once again to ‘’ pack her bags and fuck off’’.
Little pretty woman had had enough. She threw a few things in a bag and called the little taxi man. When little taxi man arrived she got in and went to angry mums. Angry mum wasn’t always angry, only when little nasty man had been upsetting little pretty woman did she get angry. She had never liked the way little nasty man treated
little pretty woman.
Little pretty woman then decided to go and stay with little man to calm down. While she was at little mans she called fat naked man and they arranged to meet.
When fat naked man and pretty little woman met, they fell head over heels in love, and spent the next week in bed saying nice things to each other.
Little nasty man kept calling little pretty woman on the phone and made her feel guilty. But little pretty woman decided that she didn’t want to go back to little nasty man. So fat naked man and little pretty woman bought a sofa bed together and lived happily ever after.
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A silly little story
shame about the start or is it the ending??? you did say "ex" and then you did say "lived happily ever after"
Some stories unfortunately never work!!! kinda like the one where another naked guy won the lottery and became so rich he didn't have to put up with the bollocks he had taken all w/e from work when he could have had the w/e off!!!
Sadly that didn't come true either!!!
Some stories unfortunately never work!!! kinda like the one where another naked guy won the lottery and became so rich he didn't have to put up with the bollocks he had taken all w/e from work when he could have had the w/e off!!!
Sadly that didn't come true either!!!
