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i could nt belive it when i got a slap. just for calling my girl friend a cum rag..my question is what would your man have to do before making you mad enough to slap him
it wudnt have to be my 'man' when a complete stranger ask me for a blowjob at 4am will indeed give you a slap smile !!!
No one deserves a slap - if it gets to that point then a bit of space and time is more the answer. Though it sounds like you were quite vile(Oh surprise) in the opinion of your girlfriend(even more of a surprise) for calling her a 'cum-rag'(how pleasing on the ear for her} How would Brucie feel if called a wank stain I wonder? What reaction did you expect from her Bruce? For such a self professed intelligent man you do come across with the most remedial of comments.
I think it would of been more of a shock if you did not get a slap.
Though I do think this is all a matter of context. We all say things in private or with people we know that we would not dare say to others or in public.
Some women enjoy being called a 'slut' during a hard session, though you would not say it to the shop assistant scanning your weekly shopping.
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No one deserves a slap - if it gets to that point then a bit of space and time is more the answer. Though it sounds like you were quite vile(Oh surprise) in the opinion of your girlfriend(even more of a surprise) for calling her a 'cum-rag'(how pleasing on the ear for her} How would Brucie feel if called a wank stain I wonder? What reaction did you expect from her Bruce? For such a self professed intelligent man you do come across with the most remedial of comments.

Quite honoured I would feel knowing Brucie. lol
This is not a thread written by Bruce Losty....Gagmaster I believe?
Wake up man. wink
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No one deserves a slap - if it gets to that point then a bit of space and time is more the answer. Though it sounds like you were quite vile(Oh surprise) in the opinion of your girlfriend(even more of a surprise) for calling her a 'cum-rag'(how pleasing on the ear for her} How would Brucie feel if called a wank stain I wonder? What reaction did you expect from her Bruce? For such a self professed intelligent man you do come across with the most remedial of comments.

Quite honoured I would feel knowing Brucie. lol
This is not a thread written by Bruce Losty....Gagmaster I believe?
Wake up man. wink
Sh*t! Oh well Same horse :lol2:
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No one deserves a slap - if it gets to that point then a bit of space and time is more the answer. Though it sounds like you were quite vile(Oh surprise) in the opinion of your girlfriend(even more of a surprise) for calling her a 'cum-rag'(how pleasing on the ear for her} How would Brucie feel if called a wank stain I wonder? What reaction did you expect from her Bruce? For such a self professed intelligent man you do come across with the most remedial of comments.

Quite honoured I would feel knowing Brucie. lol
This is not a thread written by Bruce Losty....Gagmaster I believe?
Wake up man. wink
Sh*t! Oh well Same horse :lol2:
Neigh. :lol:
Quote by Lost
No one deserves a slap - if it gets to that point then a bit of space and time is more the answer. Though it sounds like you were quite vile(Oh surprise) in the opinion of your girlfriend(even more of a surprise) for calling her a 'cum-rag'(how pleasing on the ear for her} How would Brucie feel if called a wank stain I wonder? What reaction did you expect from her Bruce? For such a self professed intelligent man you do come across with the most remedial of comments.

Brucie? dunno How did he get involved?! wink
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No one deserves a slap - if it gets to that point then a bit of space and time is more the answer. Though it sounds like you were quite vile(Oh surprise) in the opinion of your girlfriend(even more of a surprise) for calling her a 'cum-rag'(how pleasing on the ear for her} How would Brucie feel if called a wank stain I wonder? What reaction did you expect from her Bruce? For such a self professed intelligent man you do come across with the most remedial of comments.

Brucie? dunno How did he get involved?! wink
He is clearly obsessed with him and wants him in the worst way.. :wink:
Seems Losty has had a few too many days out in the Sun. lol
hi just to clear up 2 matters. first it was said in a moment of lust and no insult ment second who the hell is this brucie the only one i know does a dance show later in the year
Brucie is more well known than me. lol
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it wudnt have to be my 'man' when a complete stranger ask me for a blowjob at 4am will indeed give you a slap smile !!!

Can I have a blow job? bolt
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hi just to clear up 2 matters. first it was said in a moment of lust and no insult ment second who the hell is this brucie the only one i know does a dance show later in the year

Good heavens.. he still alive? Does he still wear the ferret on his head?
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hi just to clear up 2 matters. first it was said in a moment of lust and no insult ment second who the hell is this brucie the only one i know does a dance show later in the year

Good heavens.. he still alive? Does he still wear the ferret on his head?
No GnV that was Potato Crocket king of the wild frontier rolleyes
You've been over 'there' too long now its muddled your mind y'know
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No one deserves a slap - if it gets to that point then a bit of space and time is more the answer. Though it sounds like you were quite vile(Oh surprise) in the opinion of your girlfriend(even more of a surprise) for calling her a 'cum-rag'(how pleasing on the ear for her} How would Brucie feel if called a wank stain I wonder? What reaction did you expect from her Bruce? For such a self professed intelligent man you do come across with the most remedial of comments.

Brucie? dunno How did he get involved?! wink
He is clearly obsessed with him and wants himin the worst way.. :wink:
I gather your be scratching Losty's eyes out then? lol
And here was me thinking that Lost was suggesting that Gagmaster and Brucie were one and the same. Awww thought that was gonna get interesting for a bit sad
last i heard brucie was getting fisted at chariots in shoreditch.