A slight from the "flirtatious you" thread

23 Aug 2006

After posting in the 'flirtatious you' thread memories of some of the most banal comments I've seen in the chat rooms came flooding back! :giggle:
The most stoopid things Guys & Girls will say to grab fems attention makes me cringe!
one memorable comment was...
Oh %##"@" you look lovely this evening. Have you decreased in mass?
Ohhh what a pisser!!!
:giggle: rotflmao

:giggle:
Has anybody seen anything lamer than that...?
Or am I just crap at chat-up lines redface

23 Aug 2006

:therethere: Red!
With reference to my strapon picture, only the other day some gentleman asked me "Would you use your tools on my wife?"
:shock:

23 Aug 2006

virtually anything i say, so i shall just give the othersa chance, or this will end up as the essex34m thread

23 Aug 2006

I really don't want to turn this into a male-bashing thread as I'm sure there are plenty of girlies out there that say some naff things. (Me included! redface

)
I'm starting to think that it's my strapon that causes the most comments now I come to think of it. :shock:
When I was talking to a nice chap the other day,I was trying to tell him politely that I can't be convinced to use my strapon on him he replied, and I quote "Look......if you want me to wear a wig and fake breasts and call myself lauren then I'm happy to do so if it means that you will then use your friend on me !!!"
I am ashamed to say that I didn't reply - I didn't know wht to say.

23 Aug 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
I really don't want to turn this into a male-bashing thread as I'm sure there are plenty of girlies out there that say some naff things. (Me included! )
I'm starting to think that it's my strapon that causes the most comments now I come to think of it. :shock:
When I was talking to a nice chap the other day,I was trying to tell him politely that I can't be convinced to use my strapon on him he replied, and I quote "Look......if you want me to wear a wig and fake breasts and call myself lauren then I'm happy to do so if it means that you will then use your friend on me !!!"
I am ashamed to say that I didn't reply - I didn't know wht to say.

fake breasts and chest hair - sounds like a night at my local nighclub with the girls attempt to look like they are 18+

23 Aug 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
I really don't want to turn this into a male-bashing thread as I'm sure there are plenty of girlies out there that say some naff things. (Me included! )

:thumbup:

Quote by redpantherman
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The most stoopid things Guys & Girls will say...

23 Aug 2006

Hello Darlin
I'd love to wear your arse as a hat
:shock:
H.x

23 Aug 2006

Quote by H-x
Hello Darlin
I'd love to wear your arse as a hat
:shock:
H.x

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Ok.. so that is funny - but no blabbing about the things I say ok?
wink

23 Aug 2006

Quote by H-x
Hello Darlin
I'd love to wear your arse as a hat
:shock:
H.x

Theres hope!
i havent been that bad....

23 Aug 2006

"put your cam on and show us your c**t" rolleyes

I mean... how can a girl resist such charm dunno

23 Aug 2006

Quote by PoloLady
"put your cam on and show us your c**t"
I mean... how can a girl resist such charm

:doh:
I must stop using that line!

23 Aug 2006

Only last week I caught a glimpse of "You hair is loverly, it looks like me nans".
I'm convinced he was serious, which is a worry!
surprised

Gambit

23 Aug 2006

a friend of mine in the pub, stood next to these two girls leans over and and says...
'i can't be arsed to chat you up, do you fancy a shag?' i almost chocked to death laughing rotflmao

23 Aug 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
a friend of mine in the pub, stood next to these two girls leans over and and says...
'i can't be arsed to chat you up, do you fancy a shag?' i almost chocked to death laughing

but did it work?

23 Aug 2006

It does work sometimes! I remember being in a bar with a gorgeous friend of mine, a guy came over, took her by the hand and said 'Come on, we're going.'
'Where?'
'Home.'
'Oh..... ok then.' She turned round, shrugged at me and left the bar with him!
I think it probably helped that he was rather attractive lol

but mostly she was just bowled over by his confidence, people are hardly ever brave enough to chat her up.
Personally, the best line anyone's ever used on me was 'You've got a great shitter.' Gee, thanks. rotflmao

23 Aug 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
a friend of mine in the pub, stood next to these two girls leans over and and says...
'i can't be arsed to chat you up, do you fancy a shag?' i almost chocked to death laughing

:giggle: That reminds me of the classic Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson song 'Do You F*ck On 1st Dates'
The worst has to be the old 'If i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me' or 'Here's 10p to call your Mum and tell her you'll be home in the morning'
Yeah right ! rolleyes

23 Aug 2006

Quote by essex34m
a friend of mine in the pub, stood next to these two girls leans over and and says...
'i can't be arsed to chat you up, do you fancy a shag?' i almost chocked to death laughing

but did it work?
funnily enough...............No
another of his great lines, shouted across a room 'Oi darlin, show us your slug' :shock:

23 Aug 2006

Meaty, are you relating these in the same way as you'd go into a chemist and say,
"My freind has an embarrasing itching problem, what would you recommend?"
H.x

23 Aug 2006

:laughabove:

23 Aug 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
another of his great lines, shouted across a room 'Oi darlin, show us your slug' :shock:

Eeeeeuuwwww ! confused

23 Aug 2006

Worst chat up line I've ever heard- "well you can wash up if you insist"
Note to hublet- when a girl says "I'll do the dishes" She never, repeat NEVER means it FFS!
rolleyes

23 Aug 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
"put your cam on and show us your c**t"
I mean... how can a girl resist such charm

:doh:
I must stop using that line!
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: worship

:worship: :thumbup:
priceless

23 Aug 2006

would any fems or couples cam 2 cam with a self sucking male, im shaven and toned?must be great having a bi partner like u
biggrin

H.x

23 Aug 2006

The best I ever saw was "You have to tell your friends about me as I'm so good in bed"

24 Aug 2006

Quote by H-x
would any fems or couples cam 2 cam with a self sucking male, im shaven and toned?must be great having a bi partner like u

H.x

ohh thats the best line I've heard in ages................ :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
ps thank u H for makin me laugh i really needed that

24 Aug 2006

Quote by winchwench
...Note to hublet- when a girl says "I'll do the dishes" She never, repeat NEVER means it FFS!

:doh: now she tells me! redface