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A Southerner is for life........................

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Quote by LadyFeeBee
Umm - apart from Libra love (who just tips me to the post) I appear to be THE most appropriate southerner on here!! (southern hemisphere that is)
So who wants to adpot me????!!! Two cats optional confused Beer/wine/vodka essential!

We'd have you in a flash!! :twisted:
Fee and the Laird
xx
Wot - after you taunted me today??!!!! Ooohhh nooo - you have grovelling to do!!!! :twisted: :twisted: lol :lol:
Quote by Rainbows
Umm - apart from Libra love (who just tips me to the post) I appear to be THE most appropriate southerner on here!! (southern hemisphere that is)
So who wants to adpot me????!!! Two cats optional confused Beer/wine/vodka essential!

We'd have you in a flash!! :twisted:
Fee and the Laird
xx
Wot - after you taunted me today??!!!! Ooohhh nooo - you have grovelling to do!!!! :twisted: :twisted: lol :lol:
You have a PM
xx
For anyone interested........
Matter now resolved and normal service resumed
the Laird
As I wrote on Tuesday 18 May 2004, baggsy bi-arabella....if that's not possible, could I please have sexy jess 23?
Mike.
Quote by Rainbows
Umm - apart from Libra love (who just tips me to the post) I appear to be THE most appropriate southerner on here!! (southern hemisphere that is)
So who wants to adopt me????!!! Two cats optional confused Beer/wine/vodka essential!

Appropriate is not the word that springs to mind at first my dear. What's more I'm a southerner meself but as you obviously hail from really darn sarth I think I could offer my patronage. I wouldn't keep you all to myself I'd get lots of lovely girlies in to keep us both happy.
I am lucky if a southerner lasts me more that half an hour! confused
I just thought I would mention that!
Way, way back, Jas and Timmy offered to adopt Kitkat.
Nice one Guys :thumbup: But you forgot to bloomin well collect him mad
So, once I have stuck the last bit of brown parcel tape in place nice and tightly, I am posting him off to you via next day delivery and no return address :twisted:
(Um, you're not away on hols are you? Nah, he won't mind waiting a week or so cool )
So, as of this evening it looks like I will be down South here all on my own :violin:
Note to Jas and Tim - any very kind offers to adopt me as well will be politely declined, you will already have adopted Kat and I really would not want to seem like I was taking advantage of your most generous natures wink lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Kit
, I am posting him off to you via next day delivery and no return address :twisted:

Oh fluck Kit - hope you didn't send him via my lot :shock: . It'll be weeks before we find him and finally deliver him!!!
Quote by westerross
Umm - apart from Libra love (who just tips me to the post) I appear to be THE most appropriate southerner on here!! (southern hemisphere that is)
So who wants to adopt me????!!! Two cats optional confused Beer/wine/vodka essential!

Appropriate is not the word that springs to mind at first my dear. What's more I'm a southerner meself but as you obviously hail from really darn sarth I think I could offer my patronage. I wouldn't keep you all to myself I'd get lots of lovely girlies in to keep us both happy.
Umm - do I have to move to Welsh land then?
Oooh hang on - the way the England rugby team are playing at mo - that may not be such a bad idea!!!! :? :P
Quote by Kit
Way, way back, Jas and Timmy offered to adopt Kitkat.
Nice one Guys :thumbup: But you forgot to bloomin well collect him mad
So, once I have stuck the last bit of brown parcel tape in place nice and tightly, I am posting him off to you via next day delivery and no return address :twisted:
(Um, you're not away on hols are you? Nah, he won't mind waiting a week or so cool )
So, as of this evening it looks like I will be down South here all on my own :violin:
Note to Jas and Tim - any very kind offers to adopt me as well will be politely declined, you will already have adopted Kat and I really would not want to seem like I was taking advantage of your most generous natures wink lol :lol: :lol:

Bugger, I thought he'd just got lost in the post. :x
We've already adopted two so far :twisted: so can you pack a blanket as well please as the garage gets really cold this time of year :P :lol: :lol:
You`ll be a single parent then Jas, cos we are adopting Timmy :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
You`ll be a single parent then Jas, cos we are adopting Timmy :twisted:
Venusxxx

Fair trade, I'll have room for Kit in the house then :twisted: :twisted:
Make sure you stock up on peas though lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX
Quote by Jas-Tim
You`ll be a single parent then Jas, cos we are adopting Timmy :twisted:
Venusxxx

Fair trade, I'll have room for Kit in the house then :twisted: :twisted:

duel en guard!!!! I am kidnapping kit!!!!! You shall not have her unless you come up with a fair trade !!! :duel:
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Substituted for a 'fair trade' ?????
Never heard of one of them rolleyes
Ooooooooooooh, let the mud wrestling commence! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I'll adopt ya Kit...............I don't have any adoptees yet. wink
Steve
sad I've been overlooked :(
bluexx and satin, pleeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzze adopt me.
Mature bi male, seeking a good home.
Well behaved, house trained, Will do as he is asked (most of the time).
Endeavours to satisfy, can cook and clean.
Educated to o level - passed with honours blast , currently studying for a levels.
I'm currently relocating to the Scary South :shock: Am home sick already and at the moment and I'm still allowed home for weekends! . I think I will definately be looking for a northerner to adopt me. Just so I can have a converation with someone that understands me.
Quote by celticq
I'm currently relocating to the Scary South

Oooh.. how far south? :twisted:
:laughabove: Pardon
Quote by Vix
Oooh.. how far south? :twisted:

I'm only moving to South London - Still that is nearer to ReeceandVixville than South Scotland! Hooray lol
Fry1 :slap: :slap:!!
Its not so bad down here, we are just a bit slow on different dialects. Speak slowly to start with then pick up speed. We learn quick.
Oh and by the way :welcome:
FREE TO GOOD HOME
One southerner over-looked by the northern adoptees sad
Apply within.
OK then, I have a plan :P
If I adopt Libra Love as well and Venus takes Timmy off my hands, then Rainbows and I could do a week about with Libra and Kit.
Seems perfectly fair to me :twisted: lol :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX
Quote by Jas-Tim
OK then, I have a plan :P
If I adopt Libra Love as well and Venus takes Timmy off my hands, then Rainbows and I could do a week about with Libra and Kit.
Seems perfectly fair to me :twisted: lol :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX

You know Jas - I like your way of thinking wink :twisted:
But....
I wanted Timmy. sillyouts:
Quote by Jas-Tim
OK then, I have a plan :P
If I adopt Libra Love as well and Venus takes Timmy off my hands, then Rainbows and I could do a week about with Libra and Kit.
Seems perfectly fair to me :twisted: lol :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX

:biggest-grin-ever:
The day just keeps getting better :P
Quote by Vix
But....
I wanted Timmy. sillyouts:

I'll negotiate an access deal with Venus, he can visit one weekend in 3.
I'm so greedy and my plan is coming together :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Libra Love wrote
:biggest-grin-ever:
The day just keeps getting better

Rainbows wrote
You know Jas - I like your way of thinking

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Jas
XXX
Quote by celticq

Oooh.. how far south? :twisted:

I'm only moving to South London - Still that is nearer to ReeceandVixville than South Scotland! Hooray lol
Fry1 :slap: :slap:!!
Well, celticq, if you get homesick while in south London, remember that there are plenty of fellow-Scots around there to chat with, look out for them. However, make sure you remember that Burberry is not a tartan! :lol:
Mike.
Quote by steveg_nw
I'll adopt ya Kit...............I don't have any adoptees yet. wink
Steve

oooooooooooh, only if you let me squeeze your scrumptious bum and thighs every day from now on? worship :worship: sillyhwoar: :twisted: :twisted:
On me way Steve :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
O dear - nobody wants to adopt me :cry:
I'm so southern being in kent and its very lonely down here <sob sob>