A Southerner is for life........................

Sex God

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Following the success of the NW Munch it has become obvious that the North of the country seem to be having a lot more fun than our Southern Counterparts!!! :shock:
In order to rectify this I am introducing an Adopt A Southerner Scheme. The plan is that everyone that lives above Birmingham Adopts someone that lives South of Birmingham and looks after them. You can bring your Southerner along to Munches, parties or just take them home to meet the parents. We can feed them on Fish, Chips, Mushy Peas and Gravy and show them the delights of the local Pidgeon Fanciers Club.
To start the ball rolling I am going to adopt Dreamer Helen. I know, I can hear you saying it already, but I didn't get where I am tody by taking the easy option (oops, sorry Easy!!). It's a crap job but someone has to do it. Helen, consider yourself adopted!!! wink

:wink:
Any more suggestions?? Who are you going to adopt?? Southerners - who would you like to adopt you??? confused

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Unknown User

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Can I have one???
Can I?
Can I?
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

warwick

Sex God

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Good thinking Bilko lol

As a just a southerner can only be about 10 miles south of Brum Id like to be adopted by
......anyone :lol:
You lot uup north seem to have all the fun .. Do we have to bring our own whippets and pies ?

Sappho

Sex God

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Well the obvious choice for me would be Will - but he spends half his time above Birmingham and so is practically naturalised. Therefore I adopt Perfect Stranger. Actually, can I adopt more than one?
Sappho xxx

Unknown User

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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Following the success of the NW Munch it has become obvious that the North of the country seem to be having a lot more fun than our Southern Counterparts!!! :shock:

I don't think you could have picked a better subject to bring up,we really do feel left out down here,HELP we neeeeeed to be adopted!! :cry: :cry:

bluexxx

Sex God

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I've already adopted one Southerner, as Satin is originally from somewhere in Surrey :thrilled: .
However, as I'm generally a very helpful type of person and as I think the "Adopt a Southerner Scheme" sounds a very good one, I'm quite happy to adopt another one. I'm also able to do short term fostering for Southerners in Crisis. I would like to take on a "troubled case", one who is in great need. Any Southerner who needs my help, please contact me ASAP and I will love and nurture you back to full swinging health

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

davej

Sex God

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FOR ADOPTION:
Pair 1958 southern adults. High mileage but in fair condition.
both have been fully house trained and have good manners.
Body work has suffered some abuses over the years and
both contain a certain amount of dinks and creases.
Both of good character with outgoing personallities.
Easily maintained and easily pleased, with undemanding
live and let live characters.

well_busty_babe

Sex God

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well i am not going to pick one, they can pick me!
so any southerner who wants to be addopted by me let me know.
WBB
xxx

Fun365

Orgasminator

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Quote by Alexandra
Can I have one???
Can I?
Can I?
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me
Me
Me !!!!!

Fun365

Orgasminator

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Quote by well_busty_babe
well i am not going to pick one, they can pick me!
so any southerner who wants to be addopted by me let me know.
WBB
xxx

Me
Me
Me !!!!

well_busty_babe

Sex God

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Quote by Fun365
well i am not going to pick one, they can pick me!
so any southerner who wants to be addopted by me let me know.
WBB
xxx

Me
Me
Me !!!!

Quote by Fun365
Can I have one???
Can I?
Can I?
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me
Me
Me !!!!!
huh, so i am just second best am i??????????
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
no!

Unknown User

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WBB _ Does this meen we have to have Paul on a timeshare basis - or together?

well_busty_babe

Sex God

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Quote by Alexandra
WBB _ Does this meen we have to have Paul on a timeshare basis - or together?

no alex.... it means we dump paul for being soooo damn greedy.. and just look after each other! wink

Unknown User

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Quote by well_busty_babe
WBB _ Does this meen we have to have Paul on a timeshare basis - or together?

no alex.... it means we dump paul for being soooo damn greedy.. and just look after each other! wink

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DreamerHelen

Sex God

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Awwwww Sarge, what a lovely thought!!! redface

Well I'll happily come to the next Munch with ya....no mushy peas though please..... evil

Sgt_Bilko

Sex God

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Quote by DreamerHelen
no mushy peas though please.....

But, but but.... I was going to take you on a tour of the mushy pea farm!!!! confused

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Fun365

Orgasminator

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Quote by Alexandra
WBB _ Does this meen we have to have Paul on a timeshare basis - or together?

no alex.... it means we dump paul for being soooo damn greedy.. and just look after each other! wink

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Dear Ladies;
I will humbly apologise right here and now. I did not mean to appear greedy or to favour one of you fine ladies over the other. Rather, I was just trying to show that I thought you BOTH to be wonderful people.
Please accept my apology. I will now go and sit in the corner for the rest of the day / evening and eat humble pie.
redface

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Very, very , very sorry
Paul

Jemlet

Warming the Bed

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us Southerners need to get our act together ;)

easy

Sex God

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Wanted:
1 female southerner.
Must be between the ages of 20 and 35, slim, good looking, bi-sexual and have own large bank balance.
Luck winner will get to see all the sights of sunny Munch-chester and a fish and chip supper (mushy peas and gravy optional). The winner will also recieve an invitation (assuming I recieve one evil

) to the next NW munch (knickers optional).
Offer (including pics of body and recent bank statement biggrin

) should be submitted through PMs.
Thank you and good luck. The winner will be announced in due course.

neilinleeds

Sex God

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<<< puts his very best flat cap on at a rakish angle, cleans out his ferrets ((( they're smelling rather musky at the minute, think they're on heat as well ))) and starts removing the tetley bitter tins from his bedroom furnishings >>>
sooooooo.....now i've done me best to make meself soooooooooo attractive, i can think of one or two i'd be glad to accomodate for short periods, if that helps at all???
alternatively sarge, perhaps an exchange scheme a la francais could be in order as well??? answers on a postcard??
neil x x x x

davej

Sex God

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Quote by Jemlet
us Southerners need to get our act together ;)

Could't agree with you more jemlet but the truth of the matter is we are outnumbered, the buggers have us surrounded, however we should see this as an oppurtunity to visit foreign lands that border the great north road who knows we may enjoy things like trees and fields, in time we may even master the language, get to enjoy strange foods such as muscles and peas (at least thats what I think the sarge said)
We should open our minds and embrace this guantlet of hospitality that has been offered from lands afar. I for one will look forward to partaking in this daring experiament. I look forward to my adoption papers being served and then seeking passage that will take me on a journey into the unknown.

Jemlet

Warming the Bed

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Dave don't get me wrong I wouldn't want to undemine the notherners hospitality for a moment smile

and heck we have even been known to enjoy haggis :)

Unknown User

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Quote by Fun365
WBB _ Does this meen we have to have Paul on a timeshare basis - or together?

no alex.... it means we dump paul for being soooo damn greedy.. and just look after each other! wink

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Dear Ladies;
I will humbly apologise right here and now. I did not mean to appear greedy or to favour one of you fine ladies over the other. Rather, I was just trying to show that I thought you BOTH to be wonderful people.
Please accept my apology. I will now go and sit in the corner for the rest of the day / evening and eat humble pie.
redface

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Very, very , very sorry
Paul
Don't apologise Paul - get that humble pie over here - I'm famished!

Fun365

Orgasminator

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Alex;
Sad to report that the humble pie has been finished... I am full of it (insert joke here)
I am however having Steak and Kidney pie for tea (I believe that Tea is the correct word for Dinner - up North)
Kindest Regards - and may your Whippets grow tall
Paul

Unknown User

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Quote by Fun365
Alex;
Sad to report that the humble pie has been finished... I am full of it (insert joke here)
I am however having Steak and Kidney pie for tea (I believe that Tea is the correct word for Dinner - up North)
Kindest Regards - and may your Whippets grow tall
Paul

Paul - you are correct - it is Tea.
Can you pick all the bits of kidney out and I'll be round there for tea!

davej

Sex God

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Quote by Fun365
and may your Whippets grow tall
Paul

Are these a hardier form of Asparagus ?

Fun365

Orgasminator

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Quote by Alexandra
Alex;
Sad to report that the humble pie has been finished... I am full of it (insert joke here)
I am however having Steak and Kidney pie for tea (I believe that Tea is the correct word for Dinner - up North)
Kindest Regards - and may your Whippets grow tall
Paul

Paul - you are correct - it is Tea.
Can you pick all the bits of kidney out and I'll be round there for tea!
Alex;
You don't like kidney !!!!!
How about sausage wink

I'll get me coat
Paul

Unknown User

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Quote by Fun365
Alex;
You don't like kidney !!!!!
How about sausage
I'll get me coat
Paul

ooooo - what kind of sausage???? :wink:
Mustard as well???

Fun365

Orgasminator

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Quote by Alexandra

Alex;
You don't like kidney !!!!!
How about sausage
I'll get me coat
Paul

ooooo - what kind of sausage???? :wink:
Mustard as well???
Well, obviously something hot and spicy :wink:
I hate mustard - unless I use it in cooking
And.... you've put the wonderful boob avatar up again. :shock: How do you expect a poor mortal like me to sleep tonight.
Paul

Unknown User

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Quote by Fun365
And.... you've put the wonderful boob avatar up again. :shock: How do you expect a poor mortal like me to sleep tonight.
Paul

Sincere apologies Paul
I'll just have a hot dog instead!