A special thank you

25 Aug 2004

Quote by easy

1 Impulse wipe to defend myself with

Is this like the wet towel thing where you twist it up and then flick/snap it against someones arse? whip

No Easy
Don't you remember the adverts?
One whiff of impulse and they feel compelled to run off and buy a bunch of flowers!
Now - I'm no expert, but I suspect these dogging locations don't have many conveniently situated florists?
Personally I think the impulse wipe is an excellent alternative form of self defence!

25 Aug 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
And worried that I hadn't left my cat enough biscuits for the night (don't ask cos I haven't a bluddy clue why that thought popped in my head )

Misschief........ Something deep here............ an analyst might say itâ€™s a father parent thing.......
But I think it's just worrying about your Pussy not Getting Fed !! wink

:wink:

25 Aug 2004

Quote by Alexandra

1 Impulse wipe to defend myself with

Is this like the wet towel thing where you twist it up and then flick/snap it against someones arse? whip

No Easy
Don't you remember the adverts?
One whiff of impulse and they feel compelled to run off and buy a bunch of flowers!
Now - I'm no expert, but I suspect these dogging locations don't have many conveniently situated florists?
Personally I think the impulse wipe is an excellent alternative form of self defence!
Ooooooo.....good idea. :idea:
MissChief let me know where and when you're going and I'll nip to the flower market in the morning and buy a load of fresh blooms.
Â£200 a bunch sounds about right. wink

Cash only guys. Sorry no cheques or credit cards. Definately NO REFUNDS.
By the time they've been to the cash machine, withdrawn their money, bought the flowers and then got back to the car park Missy should be well and truly gone. rotflmao

*goes off to book his month-long break in Florida* biggrin

25 Aug 2004

Quote by frogster
And worried that I hadn't left my cat enough biscuits for the night (don't ask cos I haven't a bluddy clue why that thought popped in my head )

Misschief........ Something deep here............ an analyst might say itâ€™s a father parent thing.......
But I think it's just worrying about your Pussy not Getting Fed !! wink

:wink:
Yeah and what's she feeding it????
Biscuits FFS!
It needs meat love. :wink: :twisted: redface

25 Aug 2004

What a wonderful, funny story MISSCHIEF. I know you told me about it on Saturday and it was funny then, but it was even funnier this time with all the added details. lol

:lol: :lol:

25 Aug 2004

Quote by bluexxx
:lol: :lol:
Hee hee, that story is just as brill second time round...... you were lucky though, as I know where you went, I can tell you for sure that 4 guys is a quiet night. When you can take on 10, give me a shout and I'll come with you :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I think you two together could fill a stadium let alone a carpark
Can I come please Can I? Can I? Can I ?

25 Aug 2004

Quote by easy
And worried that I hadn't left my cat enough biscuits for the night (don't ask cos I haven't a bluddy clue why that thought popped in my head )

Misschief........ Something deep here............ an analyst might say it’s a father parent thing.......
But I think it's just worrying about your Pussy not Getting Fed !! wink

:wink:
Yeah and what's she feeding it????
Biscuits FFS!
It needs meat love. :wink: :twisted: redface

<<< tuts extremely fecking loudly . . . . >>>
i think i need to re-evaluate my membership once again!
frogster, easy!!! smackbottom

i am sickened that you could take such an innocent comment and turn it into something sordid and pervy! i'm disgusted in you both. you are not the gentlemen i thought you were!
i sooooo wanted to refer to MissChief's pussy, and sooooo bottled out
rotflmao

neil x x x ;-)

25 Aug 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
<<< tuts extremely fecking loudly . . . . >>>
i think i need to re-evaluate my membership once again!
frogster, easy!!!
i am sickened that you could take such an innocent comment and turn it into something sordid and pervy! i'm disgusted in you both. you are not the gentlemen i thought you were!

*Hangs head in shame (again). Don't remember saying I was a gentleman though. confused

Quote by neilinleeds
i sooooo wanted to refer to MissChief's pussy, and sooooo bottled out

neil x x x ;-)

coward :P

:lol: :lol:

25 Aug 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
i am sickened that you could take such an innocent comment and turn it into something sordid and pervy!

Quote by neilinleeds
i sooooo wanted to refer to MissChief's pussy, and sooooo bottled out

What can I say......... guilty as charged wink

.......... take me away Sarge !!!!

25 Aug 2004

Oh Misschief.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
If only I could do that multiple qoute thing, because there are so many lines I would love to pick out from your post and hold em up for being bloody hilarious.
......trying to look like a car seat... :rotflmao:
A superb story told in a way that only Misschief could.
FFS!! keep en coming like that and I really will need to go and get my bladder weakness looked at.
:rotflmao:

25 Aug 2004

Quote by davej
Oh Misschief. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
FFS!! keep en coming like that and I really will need to go and get my bladder weakness looked at.
:rotflmao:

Book your appointment with the doc now davej.......... As we are already talking and formulating Plan B.... and Plan C.... and D............ heehee........... This is just the begining!!!!!!! :shock: wink

:shock:

25 Aug 2004

Oh Misschief - brilliant! You just turned my 'Quick visit before I go to bed' into 'Hold on - where did I leave my glasses'.
Will you try it again, I wonder.
Jezzay

26 Aug 2004

Quality
Jas
XXX

15 Dec 2005

Missy's gonna kill me for this, but I so needed a laugh tonight.......

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Don't ever change Missy kiss

15 Dec 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
Missy's gonna kill me for this, but I so needed a laugh tonight....... :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Don't ever change Missy

nice one angel! still pant wetting stuff! pure quality! lol

*sighs wistfully, and harks back blah blah blah . . . . * ;)
neil x x x :P

15 Dec 2005

I read Missy's post and literally roared laughing (again!)
There's been so much doom and gloom the last couple of days I just had to bring back a reminder of some of the laughs we've had ;)
Still rotflmao

but Missy really is gonna kill me :scared: bolt

15 Dec 2005

Miss Chat!!!!!!!!!!

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Can't believe you've done that - in front of a few thousand at the time was bad enough - but now in front of squillions (nearly)!! :shock: Even worse it was YOU, that put me up to that!!!!!!!! Along with the other trubble maker/wet wipe giver, WBB!!
Must admit I do still laugh about that, still mixed with massive cringes, but I'm sure there's a laugh there too confused

Still haven't got round to doing it again tho!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

15 Dec 2005

Awwww I'm sorry Missy redface

, but the humour behind the cringes was just spot on, and every time I read it I do end up in fits of laughter surprised

ops:

To me, that kind of post is what the cafe's here for - and I for one hope it can get back to that kind of atmosphere... here's hoping ;) :cheers:
I do still think you're fab though kiss

15 Dec 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
I do still think you're fab though

Grrrrrr don't make me say it when I'm trying to be cross with ya!! confused

:? :? :?
Pretty fab yourself Angel, you did give me a memory that night that I'll never forget lol :lol2: :kiss:

15 Dec 2005

Quote by Missy
I do still think you're fab though

Grrrrrr don't make me say it when I'm trying to be cross with ya!! confused

:? :? :?

ops: Are you really cross with me? Or are you giggling at least a bit? :giggle: :kiss:

Quote by Missy
Pretty fab yourself Angel, you did give me a memory that night that I'll never forget lol :lol2: :kiss:

At least we managed to find a pub that actually had stock behind the bar :shock: lol

:lol: But I still blame the frog and the busty one, I'm sure I said "no, don't do it" :? :lol:
Ok maybe I did encourage you a tiny bit ;)

15 Dec 2005

Quote by Missy
Still haven't got round to doing it again tho!

we can soon take care of that missy? :rascal: ;)
not with me though . . . please! i'd be even worse at it than you missy! redface

i have this irrational fear of various erect willlies looming up out of the dark at me and trying to get in the window. would scare the pants off me that would! :scared:
neil x x x :P

15 Dec 2005

Fantastic! :mrgreen: Definately just what the doctor ordered, and just as funny as the first time round lol

thanks for bringing this one up again kiss

ccr xxxxx

15 Dec 2005

Well Missy you are much braver than I am ... hope your second experience is less scary and more fun .... but the first one was good for a post to make us all laugh lol
Love you sweetheart DD xxx

15 Dec 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
Still haven't got round to doing it again tho!

we can soon take care of that missy? :rascal: ;)
not with me though . . . please! i'd be even worse at it than you missy! redface

i have this irrational fear of various erect willlies looming up out of the dark at me and trying to get in the window. would scare the pants off me that would! :scared:
neil x x x :P
Wooooohoooooo!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Let's go NiL :bounce:
Now, as we're both scardies, I have a plan cool

So we don't get spotted (out dogging!!?? dunno

), how about we dress like this 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) ...........

Also, yer gonna have to change your laugh to sound like an owl hooting or something confused

Although admittedly if we're visiting a city carpark, we might need a bit of a rethink :undecided:

15 Dec 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I've heard of going commando but I think you've got the wrong end of the stick there!
C x

15 Dec 2005

Ahem, I can't recall behaviour in the carpark like that yesterday!
It was a good job it was your horn you had yer hand on wink

15 Dec 2005

I am crying here, that was so funny. lol

:lol:

15 Dec 2005

Quote by frogster
A special thank you has to be said to a very nice young lady that I met the Friday before the Munchâ€¦.
Well in honesty there were three very nice young ladies that I met the Friday before the munch, but one I got to know a little better than the other twoâ€¦â€¦..
Being the gentleman that I am, I couldnâ€™t kiss and tellâ€¦.. but I am sure that with a little coaxing she may have a funny story to tellâ€¦â€¦â€¦

Are those T-Shirts real.....can buy one..?

16 Dec 2005

Quote by Missy
Wooooohoooooo!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Let's go NiL :bounce:
Now, as we're both scardies, I have a plan So we don't get spotted (out dogging!!?? ), how about we dress like this 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) ...........

Hear me out a minute!!!! We also do the car up 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
Like this............

Also, yer gonna have to change your laugh to sound like an owl hooting or something
Although admittedly if we're visiting a city carpark, we might need a bit of a rethink :undecided:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
liking the idea a lot missy! so much in fact, i did a bit of checking . . .
seems the local spot is near a racecourse though, so i figured something more like this?

can get up to all sorts inside that, and noone will be any the wiser! :smug:
can't do an owl though missy? this sound like a horse ya think?
hurrumph . . . . . . neeeeeigh . . . . summat like that?
neil x x x ;)

16 Dec 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
liking the idea a lot missy! so much in fact, i did a bit of checking . . .
seems the local spot is near a racecourse though, so i figured something more like this?

can get up to all sorts inside that, and noone will be any the wiser! :smug:
can't do an owl though missy? this sound like a horse ya think?
hurrumph . . . . . . neeeeeigh . . . . summat like that?
neil x x x ;)

OMG :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Brill idea NiL :bounce:
Although I'm a bit worried about the "hurrumph" noise you mentioned - cos if I'm at the back of the costume, I wanna make sure you intend this noise to come out the same end I'm thinking of, which ain't the end closest to me :shock:
Although the 'bolting horse' look might come across pretty authentic, I reckon a horse trying to bolt in two different directions might make people a bit sus :undecided: