With apologies to PL.
Me and the lovely Angelica had a night in alone (for once) together tonight. I let meself go and it was her turn to pleasure me.
Well what that girl cannot do with some oil and a spoon :shock: is nobody's business - I feel like a new man!
Have you got some unusual utensils??
Believe me, I wouldn't need a spoon to pleasure you :rascal:
*Thinks she is on one of Dammies moods :twisted:
last time mrs davej bought me some oil and a spoon it was to get the tyre of her bike so I could mend the pucture.
i thought the was no spoon?
He obviously needs to follow the white rabbit
Well I can see where she's going with the oil but a spoon ??????? :shock: Maybe she's measuring his love juices for the other thread :giggle: :giggle:
after reading this thread im intrepidly trying to put my potatoes into the oil in the roasting dish without using a spoon!! Very tricky i can tell you!! Maybe i'll have mashed pots for sunday lunch instead?
you have got to tell us,
because it cannot be worse than what we are left imagining.
xx lou xxx
:laughabove: :shock: why do I feel so ashamed of myself!! :laughabove: