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With apologies to PL.
Me and the lovely Angelica had a night in alone (for once) together tonight. I let meself go and it was her turn to pleasure me.
Well what that girl cannot do with some oil and a spoon :shock: is nobody's business - I feel like a new man!
Have you got some unusual utensils??
Scraping the barrel here aint ya Choooooooon :lol2:
kiss
Shireen
xxx
Believe me, I wouldn't need a spoon to pleasure you :rascal:
*Thinks she is on one of Dammies moods :twisted:
last time mrs davej bought me some oil and a spoon it was to get the tyre of her bike so I could mend the pucture.
Quote by Shireen
Scraping the barrel here aint ya Choooooooon :lol2:
kiss
Shireen
xxx

You got it!! :twisted: :shock: cool
Quote by meat2pleaseu
i thought the was no spoon?

How right you are - if there is a spoon, there is something really wrong :shock:
Well I can see where she's going with the oil but a spoon ??????? :shock: Maybe she's measuring his love juices for the other thread :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Well I can see where she's going with the oil but a spoon ??????? :shock: Maybe she's measuring his love juices for the other thread :giggle: :giggle:

Either that or she's made him take a spoonful of cod liver oil
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Either that or she's made him take a spoonful of cod liver oil

Jesus Christ girl ! ! ! (Well, it is Sunday)
You've a bigger fixation with cod liver oil than I have with Swarfega and beans :shock:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Well I can see where she's going with the oil but a spoon ??????? :shock: Maybe she's measuring his love juices for the other thread :giggle: :giggle:

Either that or she's made him take a spoonful of cod liver oil
Eeeeeuuww! Fortunately it was nothing internal - well mostly anyway :shock: . (Too much information?? )
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Quote by westerross
Eeeeeuuww! Fortunately it was nothing internal - well mostly anyway :shock: . (Too much information?? )

No way is it too much information, if anything, its not enough :eeek:
Call me daft ....................... but .................... what do you do with the spoon ?? kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
Call me daft ....................... but .................... what do you do with the spoon ?? kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

The mind boggles.... please tells us :shock:
Quote by redpantherman
Call me daft ....................... but .................... what do you do with the spoon ?? kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

The mind boggles.... please tells us :shock:
No DON'T !!!! I can feel my brekkie rising !
after reading this thread im intrepidly trying to put my potatoes into the oil in the roasting dish without using a spoon!! Very tricky i can tell you!! Maybe i'll have mashed pots for sunday lunch instead?
Quote by redpantherman
Call me daft ....................... but .................... what do you do with the spoon ?? kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

The mind boggles.... please tells us :shock:
Must admit Im intrigued :shock:
you have got to tell us,
because it cannot be worse than what we are left imagining.
xx lou xxx
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you have got to tell us,
because it cannot be worse than what we are left imagining.
xx lou xxx

Can't think what you're imagining innocent dunno It's nothing too extraordinary but it was a bit of a surprise - and I think Shireen has guessed already.
It started when I said to the the girl that the skin on me back isn't as smooth as it was and that as part of last night's shenanigans she'd have to sort it out.
So there I was stretched out on me front - in the pink so to speak - in front of the fire and in she comes with the oil. Ooooh a lovely sensuous slippery smearing all over me back - no thoughts of 'The Treatment' yet as I mumbled something about sprinkling some a bit lower - then........
.....I get this sharp scraping down me back - 'Jeeez, what's that?'
'S'awright - it's just a spoon'. I was getting a right close scraping with a big metal salad spoon. Well, once the original shock had passed I slowly got to realise that it was an exquisite sensation and extremely erotic. :crazy: Better stop there I think - leave the rest to your imagination.
This morning my skin's as smooth as a baby's bottom - but it didn't half sting when I got in the shower.
Sorry if I've disappointed anybody with this redface .
..
:laughabove: :shock: why do I feel so ashamed of myself!! :laughabove:
Quote by westerross
Can't think what you're imagining innocent dunno It's nothing too extraordinary but it was a bit of a surprise - and I think Shireen has guessed already.
It started when I said to the the girl that the skin on me back isn't as smooth as it was and that as part of last night's shenanigans she'd have to sort it out.
So there I was stretched out on me front - in the pink so to speak - in front of the fire and in she comes with the oil. Ooooh a lovely sensuous slippery smearing all over me back - no thoughts of 'The Treatment' yet as I mumbled something about sprinkling some a bit lower - then........
.....I get this sharp scraping down me back - 'Jeeez, what's that?'
'S'awright - it's just a spoon'. I was getting a right close scraping with a big metal salad spoon. Well, once the original shock had passed I slowly got to realise that it was an exquisite sensation and extremely erotic. :crazy: Better stop there I think - leave the rest to your imagination.
This morning my skin's as smooth as a baby's bottom - but it didn't half sting when I got in the shower.
Sorry if I've disappointed anybody with this redface .
..

That sounds bloody lovely to me :thumbup:
Quote by Dawn_Mids

Can't think what you're imagining innocent dunno It's nothing too extraordinary but it was a bit of a surprise - and I think Shireen has guessed already.
It started when I said to the the girl that the skin on me back isn't as smooth as it was and that as part of last night's shenanigans she'd have to sort it out.
So there I was stretched out on me front - in the pink so to speak - in front of the fire and in she comes with the oil. Ooooh a lovely sensuous slippery smearing all over me back - no thoughts of 'The Treatment' yet as I mumbled something about sprinkling some a bit lower - then........
.....I get this sharp scraping down me back - 'Jeeez, what's that?'
'S'awright - it's just a spoon'. I was getting a right close scraping with a big metal salad spoon. Well, once the original shock had passed I slowly got to realise that it was an exquisite sensation and extremely erotic. :crazy: Better stop there I think - leave the rest to your imagination.
This morning my skin's as smooth as a baby's bottom - but it didn't half sting when I got in the shower.
Sorry if I've disappointed anybody with this redface .
..

That sounds bloody lovely to me :thumbup:
Right - you're next then!! :giggle:
Quote by westerross

Can't think what you're imagining innocent dunno It's nothing too extraordinary but it was a bit of a surprise - and I think Shireen has guessed already.
It started when I said to the the girl that the skin on me back isn't as smooth as it was and that as part of last night's shenanigans she'd have to sort it out.
So there I was stretched out on me front - in the pink so to speak - in front of the fire and in she comes with the oil. Ooooh a lovely sensuous slippery smearing all over me back - no thoughts of 'The Treatment' yet as I mumbled something about sprinkling some a bit lower - then........
.....I get this sharp scraping down me back - 'Jeeez, what's that?'
'S'awright - it's just a spoon'. I was getting a right close scraping with a big metal salad spoon. Well, once the original shock had passed I slowly got to realise that it was an exquisite sensation and extremely erotic. :crazy: Better stop there I think - leave the rest to your imagination.
This morning my skin's as smooth as a baby's bottom - but it didn't half sting when I got in the shower.
Sorry if I've disappointed anybody with this redface .
..

That sounds bloody lovely to me :thumbup:
Right - you're next then!! :giggle:
I've gone weak at the knees thinking about that :inlove:
Quote by redpantherman
:laughabove: :shock: why do I feel so ashamed of myself!! :laughabove:

Was it that funny? And why do you feel ashamed? Just curious - you understand.