A swingers prayer?

27 Jun 2008

Sitting here a little fed up on a Fri night without sitters :sad:
So......
Other swingers who are in swingland
be with us now so that we may play together.
Forgive my partners swearing as she will yours
As the holdups all fall down before us
Excuse the flourescant green condoms from the M1 services
As we forgot those we left behind.
Forgive our nervous twitches for they will be Gone
Given our daily Pinot a litre? At least one.
Yours is the noisy one boy could shout
We tried not to snigger but it was really loud
Mine is the one with cramp
jumping up suddenly - sorry bout the lamp.
Thanks, you were great. and for a crazy time
we would love to do you again, me and mine.
Amen or even many men biggrin

Please if you'd like to add a line or two go on have a go biggrin

27 Jun 2008

Lost, I really do worry about you sometimes wink

27 Jun 2008

LMFAO LOsty...i DO love you....and for reasons like that ^^^^ up there lol

xxx

27 Jun 2008

ha ha ha i cant add a line to beat that...lost what is it you smoke? lol

28 Jun 2008

Oh perverts, from swinging heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy shall shag,
thy will be done, often...
on earth and in swinging heaven
Send your pics and the promise of a daily shag.
forgive us all our perversions,
as we encourage those who want to watch.
lead us into temptation,
invite us to a swinging party.
For thou is a great shag, the power of the orgasm. for ever and ever.
I'm too tired to think of owt else!
Nice one lost... smile

28 Jun 2008

You have started my day with a smile!!! he he xx biggrin

Quote by anais
Oh perverts, from swinging heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy shall shag,
thy will be done, often...
on earth and in swinging heaven
Send your pics and the promise of a daily shag.
forgive us all our perversions,
as we encourage those who want to watch.
lead us into temptation,
invite us to a swinging party.
For thou is a great shag, the power of the orgasm. for ever and ever.
I'm too tired to think of owt else!
Nice one lost...

28 Jun 2008

Sing a Song of bum sex
A rectum full of cum
four and twenty fat cocks forced up ya bum
when the orgys over and ya bum begin to sting
wasnt it a bad idea to take it up the ring!!!!
:thrilled:

28 Jun 2008

Furby.... that's TWICE you have put a smile on my face this morning!!!!

Quote by FurbyHug
Sing a Song of bum sex
A rectum full of cum
four and twenty fat cocks forced up ya bum
when the orgys over and ya bum begin to sting
wasnt it a bad idea to take it up the ring!!!!
:thrilled:

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

28 Jun 2008

Quote by FurbyHug
Sing a Song of bum sex
A rectum full of cum
four and twenty fat cocks forced up ya bum
when the orgys over and ya bum begin to sting
wasnt it a bad idea to take it up the ring!!!!
:thrilled:

That is an odd prayer furby :shock: rotflmao

Anais That was cool lol