A TRUE Xmas Story

9 Dec 2004

A Xmas (TRUE) story
A few weeks ago Myself and Mrs. Onion ordered ourselves some Xmas pressies, they
came yesterday, wink

A nice new pair of PVC bed boots, long leather gloves, a new peek a boo body silly

hwoar: and a new
bottle of amyl, :happy: oh at the same time, came a new DVD. :twisted:
So heres the scene,
Son (17) has gone out for the evening working, so house alone , cook nice meal, :violin:
(Pork tenderloin with a red wine and orange sauce served with baby carrots, green beans, and brown rice)
suitably repast Mrs. O proceeds to the bedroom to adorn said above products, combining them with a very nice beaded choker, she looked real hot, :twisted: :phwoar:
bugger the new porno dvd no need she says !!!!!!! lol

As time stands still and we are having a fantastic time I hear carols singing in my ear,, just
as a super orgasm for Mrs O occurs and I come theres a ring at the door,,,,,,,,,,,, me
running around eyes bulging (To much amyl ) heart racing
Mrs. O running around in her PVC gear, :shock: suddenly realizing its the town band and the
Vicar collecting for the local hospice :shock: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
I quickly pull on the my work clothes by the back door run to the front door open it innocent

and
there is the local town band blasting out â€œOH COME ALL YE FAITHFULâ€ and the
Vicar standing at the door saying
â€œWe are collecting for the local hospice,,,,,,,,,,,what a lovely smell coming out of your
house !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We pissed ourselves after they left ! :twisted:

9 Dec 2004

I wouldve ignore them myself!

9 Dec 2004

Talk about spoiling the moment!!

9 Dec 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
quality! they pick their moments eh? rolleyes

you shoulda sent mrs onion down, and took photos of their faces! can just imagine the vicar! :lol2:
n x x x ;)

9 Dec 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
you shoulda sent mrs onion down, and took photos of their faces! can just imagine the vicar! :lol2:
n x x x ;)

:shock:
I bet you can imagine the vicar.. you being an altar boy once and all!
:gagged:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
It is so the kind of thing that makes you fall apart laughing!
I remember J and I having a "kinky christmas" session together in his flat when his mum phoned right in the middle of my orgasm....... he had left the phone on the side and it vibrated off onto the bed and ended up next to me being answered by mistake! Then his neighbour knocked on the door to get something out of the freezer that he had offered to store for the couple next door. I had to dive into the bathroom, he wrapped himself up in the duvet while he went and got the thing he needed. As he went he shouted into the closed bathroom door......
"bye Gem!Not too loud, we're trying to watch a film!" he laughed and left.....
Bright beetroot and dying inside we fell about laughing... then noticed the vibrator on the window ledge and the handcuffs on the bed :shock: redface

ops: :oops:
Needless to say we kept a bit of a low profile for a couple of days. :oops: