as there seem to be a lot of threads about farts going on at the moment i thought i would share my useful tip........................ ............................the majority of the noise made by a fart is from the air squeezing through your bum cheeks - therefor if you hold your bum cheeks appart you are more likely to have a silent one! hope this saves some relationships! anyone else got any really useful tips they want to share????
Quote by well_busty_babe as there seem to be a lot of threads about farts going on at the moment i thought i would share my useful tip........................ ............................the majority of the noise made by a fart is from the air squeezing through your bum cheeks - therefor if you hold your bum cheeks appart you are more likely to have a silent one! hope this saves some relationships! anyone else got any really useful tips they want to share????
Well after what I eat and drink at times if I was to try that something else might happen but I won't go down that road in here :grin:
well known fact that if sprouts are to be done properly they should be boiled for ages and ages. Always put mine on at the start of December to ensure they are well done.. Also ensures that it isn't always necessary to hold ones cheeks apart wnn releasing the entrapped air as a result of OD'ing on sprouts I xx
Quote by Bulger well known fact that if sprouts are to be done properly they should be boiled for ages and ages. Always put mine on at the start of December to ensure they are well done.. Also ensures that it isn't always necessary to hold ones cheeks apart wnn releasing the entrapped air as a result of OD'ing on sprouts I xx
hahahahahahaha not sure if its the 2 mugs of wine I have drunk or image of sprouts boiling for days but you have tickled me Bulger lol
tis obvious that the subject of sprout boiling is not taken seriously enough in your household...... this is probably why the country is in the state it is just now ... not enough boiled sprouts and a distinct lack of lumpy custard !! Glad you managedto get a laugh .. Keep smiling Bulger (aka the sprout tickler !!)
Quote by Ice Pie Save your fart in a wine bottle and plug the bottle with a candle. Light the the candle to amuse your dinner guest when the candle burns to the end.
Hey that is one cool party game.. almost as good as farting in a bath in the dark as you hold your lighter or a match just above the water and see the bubbles burst into flame... any other pyromaniacs out there with a penchant for fart induced flames??? B xx
Quote by Ice Pie Save your fart in a wine bottle and plug the bottle with a candle. Light the the candle to amuse your dinner guest when the candle burns to the end.
how do you ensure your fart goes into the wine bottle and does not spilll our round the edges instead?????????? hmmmmmmmmmm planning is important mr pie!
Quote by well_busty_babe Save your fart in a wine bottle and plug the bottle with a candle. Light the the candle to amuse your dinner guest when the candle burns to the end.
how do you ensure your fart goes into the wone bottle and does not spilll our round the edges instead?????????? hmmmmmmmmmm planning is important mr pie! You can either modify your colonic irrigation kit, hermetically seal an ordinary household funnel by moulding your buttocks around the edge, or shove the bottle up your arse, depending on your mood. HTH
Quote by well_busty_babe Save your fart in a wine bottle and plug the bottle with a candle. Light the the candle to amuse your dinner guest when the candle burns to the end.
how do you ensure your fart goes into the wine bottle and does not spilll our round the edges instead?????????? hmmmmmmmmmm planning is important mr pie! Hi - not trying to hi-jack Mr Pies thunder but I thought of using a funnel.. obvipusly I shall defer to his greater expertise in this matter and follow his lead.. Bulger
Quote by well_busty_babe therefor if you hold your bum cheeks appart you are more likely to have a silent one!
I must disagree with your original assertion there, young la.. young la.. Busty. Wen I have tried this it just raises the pitch a fair bit, just like when you pull the sdes of a balloon neck apart!
Quote by Bulger Hey that is one cool party game.. almost as good as farting in a bath in the dark as you hold your lighter or a match just above the water and see the bubbles burst into flame... any other pyromaniacs out there with a penchant for fart induced flames??? B xx
Now thats a new variation .................. better than the singed bum hairs I got in me mispent youth