a useless bit to make you smile

30 Sep 2004

singthis to the tune of I WILL SURVIVE
at first I i was afraid I was, petrified when you said you had 10 inches,lord I almost died
but I had spent so many yearsjust waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong,and I knew that I could take you ho but there you are another lie,I was ready for a big mack and you brought mea french fry!
I should have knownthat it was bullshit,just a sad pathetic dream, I should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!
go on now go walk out the door,dont you promise me 10 inches and turn up with only four weren't you a twat to think I wouldnot catch you out dont you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count !
chorus
I will survive I will survive cos as long as i have batteries , my sex life is gonna thriveI will always have goodsex with a hand full of latex,I will survive hey hey
second verse
It took all my self controlnot to laugh out loud when I saw your little prick standing tall and proud but to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs now i'm saving all my loving for a cordless multyspeed
chorus

30 Sep 2004

I think the second verse should be about the dissapointments men have to contend with (just to give the song ballence and universal appeal)... unfortunately I am no-where near cleaver enough to write the second verse.
made me rotflmao

btw!!

30 Sep 2004

Quote by Santino
singthis to the tune of I WILL SURVIVE

Only a couple of weeks behind.. lol

:lol: :lol:

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