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A warning to all you smokers out there

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Unknown User
Don't drop your cherry down your sleeve because it hurts redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :doh: :doh: :doh: rolleyes
Re__Lapse
Sex God
Thought both steve and youself had given up the fags for new year?
Unknown User
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Thought both steve and youself had given up the fags for new year?

Erm well you know what they say about the best alid plans dont you! rolleyes
Re__Lapse
Sex God
So I think that burning youself on purpose will not put you off the fags then lol
Dawnie
Sex God
Re-Lapse I have edited yours and the other postings, sorry but I didn't like the word you had used in place of fags.
Clare, try dropping it down someone else's sleeve cos it won't hurt you at all then biggrin
Dawn rolleyes
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Why does a cherry in your sleeve hurt, and what's it got to do with smoking? dunno
Shloppy
Sexlightened
What the hell is a cherry other than a fruit with a stone in it????
from a confused non-smoker
confused: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:
Unknown User
Quote by Shloppy
What the hell is a cherry other than a fruit with a stone in it????
from a confused non-smoker
confused: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

Its the lit end of the cigarette and it stings like a bitch when you pull it off between your fingers accidentally sad
Minx xx
marmalaid
Sex God
Quote by BiWelshMinx
What the hell is a cherry other than a fruit with a stone in it????
from a confused non-smoker
confused: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

Its the lit end of the cigarette and it stings like a bitch when you pull it off between your fingers accidentally sad
Minx xx
That would be because it's afire, now why on earth would you do that? (let's leave aside the 'Why on earth would you want to smoke anyway?' question...)
gummy
Sexpert
It's even worse when you're driving and drop it in your crutch :eeek: :bounce:
Unknown User

I am a smoker........... but its the ONLY Vice I've got.................. honest
What am I supposed to do with a cherry?????? and why?????
Soz I am confused
Unknown User
Quote by marmalaid
What the hell is a cherry other than a fruit with a stone in it????
from a confused non-smoker
confused: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

Its the lit end of the cigarette and it stings like a bitch when you pull it off between your fingers accidentally sad
Minx xx
That would be because it's afire, now why on earth would you do that? (let's leave aside the 'Why on earth would you want to smoke anyway?' question...)
I did say accidentally... rolleyes :P
Minx xx
Shloppy
Sexlightened
At least when you drop a mobile phone onto your lap when driving you aren't going to cause any damage - and that's illegal! How is it smokers can puff away to their hearts content whilst driving and that is not deemed dangerous? :smoke:
Lights blue touch paper and stands back waiting for the explosion :bounce:
rogerthedragon
Sex God
Quote by Shloppy
At least when you drop a mobile phone onto your lap when driving you aren't going to cause any damage - and that's illegal! How is it smokers can puff away to their hearts content whilst driving and that is not deemed dangerous? :smoke:
Lights blue touch paper and stands back waiting for the explosion :bounce:

Don't worry it'll soon be the only place they can smoke!! lol :lol: